jacking off in random places

[orange floyd]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

[jaGerbom]

no thats pretty fucked up and what city do u live in? for some reason u look familiar as hell

[josh180]

Dont be doing that at a elementry school you sick mother fucker. Someone might catch you. Whats the matter with you beat your meat in your bathroom or room or somewhere where children arent present.

[GosTo]

i did it on this hill over looking a big field and then some chick walked in my sight and was like 20 yrds away so i was like shit and i ran away, i think she saw me tho... what ev

and she wasnt hot it was like a 50 yr old grandma walkin a dog

[acrca]

in jr high i went to class really baked then in class i itched my dick then realized how magical it felt so i kept on rubbin it more and more

then later on that day ppol where talkin about how i was jackin off in first period i was embarassed. at the time i just couldnt help it

[orange floyd]

Dont be doing that at a elementry school you sick mother fucker. Someone might catch you. Whats the matter with you beat your meat in your bathroom or room or somewhere where children arent present.

chill it was at like 11pm

[Shannon]

That's still pretty gross. :(

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Ewww.. why an Elementary School?

Couldn't you have done it in the bathroom at Subway?

[orange floyd]

no thats pretty fucked up and what city do u live in? for some reason u look familiar as hell



haha uh im on long island, new york. anywhere near u?

[orangeman]

LOL you're a horny mother fucker..you need to release that horniness into a girl man :p.

[AlwaysBlazed]

haha uh im on long island, new york. anywhere near u?

woah... where on long island?

[NightProwler]

lol i jaked off once in 7th grade english class using my hand in my pocket.

for thanksgiving, when we were on an 8 hour car trip i was considering jacking off under my coat but decided against it. i dont think there would be anything more imbarrasing than being cought by my parents jacking off in the car with them in it.


hey yea dude where on long island?? thats where i was going on that long ass car trip haha. my grandparents live there

[phoenix]

I don't think he's gonna say now that someone might know him.

I wouldn't want people I know...knowing that I jacked off next to a school at night. Hahahah.

[smoke it]

in the woods, in various fast food places, and at a race track

[Frivolous248]

In my room and in the bathroom! How random is that?!

[eetmiefuk]

props dude, props. Sad to say but i have never rubbed one out at an Elementary School.

[cannabis=freedom]

A few months ago, in around August or so, I was at this sort of mini-party in northern B.C. with like 6 people, and we hotboxed the greenhouse and got veeery stoned. Anyway, later we were all laying in this really big tent outside, and we were all packaged in like sardines, and I beat my meat right there like that, by just rubbing my dick gently with my thumb under my sleeping bag LOLOLOL. I'm a really good actor, so no 1 knew anything....I was talkin to them and everything and mid-convo I just blew my load under the covers hahaa. My face didn't even twitch or anything, that makes me laugh my ass off just recalling it.

[justinsane]

this thread could have been simpler stated as.

where have you jacked, off, besides your bedroom or bathroom?

though, i dont think it would generated any more elementary-insemenators :D

im just messin with you of course.

sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.

[marvelous22]

Wene im high i get horny as fuck. Find me a nice spot, tell my friends to give me 10. And get my grove on =)

[dopeboy703]

lmfao u jizzed on the school? lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D goddame that juss funny as shit hahahahhahahahaa

[Crusnik117]

in jr high i went to class really baked then in class i itched my dick then realized how magical it felt so i kept on rubbin it more and more

then later on that day ppol where talkin about how i was jackin off in first period i was embarassed. at the time i just couldnt help it

holy shit i use to do that all the time when before i had cum

[tootsie roll]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

:mad: WTF??? DON'T BE DOING THAT AT A KIDS SCHOOL!!!:mad: :mad:
Is something wrong with you? Lol, maybe they have hidden cameras. lmao

[Skrappie]

It would have sucked for you if a good ol' boy spotted you, ya chillin' mo'ls'tor.

[josh180]

Yea if the pigs rool up on you your in some shit more for beating your meat at an elementary school than if you would be caught at a subway or in your grandmas closet

[orange floyd]

lmfao im just reading this sober, cause i was high as shit when i made the thread. hahaha good shit. and yea uh mad people seem to know the area that i live in so probably better off not saying anything lol.

[bavet]

hahaha this is nuts!

[SkatePopwar]

haha uh im on long island, new york. anywhere near u?

sweet.
where?

[rebgirl420]

I got off in a King's restaurant hahaha I rubbed one out in a ripped up jean miniskirt haha

[cannabis=freedom]

I got off in a King's restaurant hahaha I rubbed one out in a ripped up jean miniskirt haha

If I'd seen that, I'd have excused myself to the bathroom, probably.

[rebgirl420]

hahaha really?

[cannabis=freedom]

without a doubt, love

[rebgirl420]

yay!!!! haha

[cannabis=freedom]

rebgirl, you're without a doubt the hottest lady on these boards.

[rebgirl420]

awwwwwwwwwwww *hugs* you just made me smile! I'm so glad I came back.

[cannabis=freedom]

lol well i was just in the "post sexy pics of you" boards....thatl win any1 over

[rebgirl420]

awwww yeah nothin like posting pics up me in my bra and two of my new tattooe and my pink thong haha

[cannabis=freedom]

lol i just realized how unorthodox the beginnings of our conversation was....it's like there's nothing sweeter than a declaration of intent to masturbate haah

[rebgirl420]

hahaha how romatic haha They should make hallmark cards like that. "Happy Anniversary, I'd like to rub one out in King's with you"

[cannabis=freedom]

hell, i'd buy that...."Come into the restaurant, order a treat....rub one out under the table, while the waiter beats his meat"

[rebgirl420]

HAHAHHA god your a poet!

[cannabis=freedom]

"It all sounds like fun, love, but don't be alarmed....when the waiter returns and spills jizz on your arm"

[rebgirl420]

Wow my face hurts so much from smiling...ahhh masturbation jokes..*sigh*

[cannabis=freedom]

hahaa back in grade 8 mme and my friend were bored in science class so we spent the whole class writing down new euphenisms for getting off....."Juicing the carrot, rolling the dough, buttering the bread, etc."....Omg I'm gonna start a thread about this right now.

[rebgirl420]

hahahha i'll be posting in THAT!

[cannabis=freedom]

K, the thread is up, love.

[emanresu]

once i jizzed on a house's doorknob....heh

[J-dubb206]

Thats kinda fucked.

[orange floyd]

haha i cant believe this thread resurfaced

[Samwhore]

for thanksgiving, when we were on an 8 hour car trip i was considering jacking off under my coat but decided against it. i dont think there would be anything more imbarrasing than being cought by my parents jacking off in the car with them in it.

Ive done that, 12 hour car ride.



Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

i jacked off in this girls mouth before but it wasnt really jacking off cuz she was using her mouth:jointsmile:

[dutch.lover]

I don't "jack off" in weird places per se, but sometimes when im high i get this overwhelming urge to pet the kitty....

[suhl]

Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

i cant imagine anything worse. i could never speak to my mother again

as to the thread i dont jerk off in random places

[slipknotpsycho]

Ive done that, 12 hour car ride.



Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

it's a bit diffrent for girls ya know... you just gotta rub a little nub (lmfao that rhymes!!!! rofl!!!1!1!1!1oneone!)

btw, i can't believe this thread popped up either... i still think it's weird as shit you'd even be thinking of masturabtion at an elementary school, much less cumming on the side of a building

"oh yeah baby.. some kid is going to touch my jizz"

lol nah i'm just fucking around... although o.0 it does leave me wondering... how far was home, and what were you doing there in the first place? i've never been so horny in my life i couldn't wait til i was safely in a room by myself with a locked door inbetween me and anyone else....

[slipknotpsycho]

I don't "jack off" in weird places per se, but sometimes when im high i get this overwhelming urge to pet the kitty....

i can't tell you how sexy that sounds, i'm nto one to be turned on over the internet... but damnit... if my wife said that to me it'd be like BOING!

[dutch.lover]

why thank u...i should try it on my bf sometime...

purrrrr

[FREEWAYHOBO]

lol some sick people out there

[Samwhore]

lol nah i'm just fucking around... although o.0 it does leave me wondering... how far was home, and what were you doing there in the first place? i've never been so horny in my life i couldn't wait til i was safely in a room by myself with a locked door inbetween me and anyone else....

going to grandmans house, about 5 years ago, home was 8 hours away and we still had 5 to go

[Samwhore]

i cant imagine anything worse. i could never speak to my mother again


all she said was "dont let grandma catch you"
but that was 3 years ago

[Not Enough Herb]

lol cumming on a building is funny fuckin shit

ahahahaha

well i guess this story can go here.

one day at my work i was feelin horny, and theres a really slutty girl that works with me. we went to the basement together, one thiing led to another, and sure enough my dick is in her hand. so i blow my load on her stomach, (keep in mind that i havent blown in a week or so)and it just keeps commming and comming (literally) I honestly think i jizzed for 15 seconds straight, because me and her started having a conversation before it was done lol. after that, i grabbed a paper towel to clean her off. I turn around, and her body is absolutly covered in jizz, like i couldnt even see her skin anymore there was so much. She looked down and was just like "wow...." I was like, "hmmm, i think u better clean yourself off." ahahah

LOL! good times
:)

[orange floyd]

lol nah i'm just fucking around... although o.0 it does leave me wondering... how far was home, and what were you doing there in the first place? i've never been so horny in my life i couldn't wait til i was safely in a room by myself with a locked door inbetween me and anyone else....



uh i was stayin at my friends for the night, a few towns over. weren't goin back home for a few hours, just hangin around, walkin around town. i did it as more of a dare, not that i couldnt contain myself lol

[spliffstar22]

what the................?

Just do it in your bed you sick fuck lol

what thoughts crossed your mind to make you actually do this? Cause this kinda shit doesn't cross my mind or anyone else that i know, especially when blazed, maybe if you were on x or crack or something like that but not on weed..............

I can just imagine the scenario if a pig were to pull up on you beating your meat on the wall of a public school.............

[Gatekeeper777]

I try not to leave my DNA around for someone to scoop up and leave at murder sceens.
WOW! I said a mouth full eh?

[Gatekeeper777]

i jacked off by a pond and caught a frog and put some cum on a stick and put it into its hole.
Could that be considered INVETRO-BEASTIALITY?

[tuscani]

you jacked off at an elementary school and came on the wall.... wtf

[SonicBloom]

This shit is fucked up.

[MastaChronic]

i cant remember if i posted this before but...i jerked off in a library once, just because i could.
i blew my load in a magazine, closed it and returned it to the shelf

[Gatekeeper777]

I once jacked off on a bud and gave it to my sisters friend. she wanted to know what it was. I told her i got it from a FAT SAC and as far as i knew is was a hybred of Wang X Skunk.

[Samwhore]

FAT SAC

hehehhe, too bad she didnt know it was your sack

[SwirlyMass]

good god, i once did it in a church but to be fair it was my g/f giving me the hand job and i was rubbing her clit and fingering her, the people around us smelled her pussy tho. probably turned them on, gross old people....

that sounded kinda bad, its not like she had a extra smelly pussy but the scent of a vagina is pretty noticeable.


i did it in the car once at a grocery store parking lot, that was the most awkward. the milf walked by the car and looked in, i think she almost had a heart attack. she looked a few more times too.


damn rebgirl you're pretty kinky, kinky girls are fun.

[MrGreenFingaz]

loooolloololollol fuckin eh

[iStaaHi]

haha, thats some sick shit man, fucked up

[chapman420]

one time i went to golden corral baked, this one waitress had this amazing ass. i mean, god damnit. i got an instant stiffy and went to the bathroom and beat off.

[Skink]

The more I look at this thread title the more I think it should be the title of a country song...

[lazy smoker7]

well if you ever been to an all boys military school or something and you dont see girls for awhile you get honry as fuck. I rmeber in are rooms we had like study time and I finished my home work and I was honry as fuck and I was like well all the other kids are looking down at there school work. So I quietly tunred on my comp and put some porn on and beat my meat like undercover then after I finsihed and nutted into some paper and threw it away and then I had to run to the comp because the porno was still playing and the sargent staff guy or what ever was walking to see why I had my computer on... another time when I was in rehab and no girls and nothing but guys and no porno or nothing so I didnt beat my meat for like 6 months. Then when I left the place I was so fuckign honry I beat off in a some restaurnt bathroom after seeing some girls. The of course I cured this by going out and getting a high class good looking hooker lol

[smokingskeleton]

yeah all sorts of random places...I did it in school once when I was in detention blazed up but i knew i wouldnt get caught. Did it in my mates flat once..he wasn't there and i was just sat fucked out of my face.

[Gatekeeper777]

The more I look at this thread title the more I think it should be the title of a country song...

Garth brooks?

Well i jacked off in random places,and sometimes in peoples faces
please take my blue balls away, it will be ok.
I'm not big on social graces, all over this town i've left my genetic traces that I've sprayed....
sound familiar? :p

[420marijuana420]

onetime i jerked off into a baby food container then poured it on my friend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg thats so fucked up dude.

I wanna make that my signature. How do u do that? I'm new.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

copy the quote in a reply message .... thingy.... thing...


and paste it in your siggy section in the user CP

[Samwhore]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg thats so fucked up dude.

I wanna make that my signature. How do u do that? I'm new.

ya need 50+ posts first

[Gatekeeper777]

what does he want to copy that he finds funny?

[Samwhore]

Originally Posted by rickytikki http://boards.cannabis.com/../images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://boards.cannabis.com/93403-jacking-off-random-places-post1245002.html#post1245002)
onetime i jerked off into a baby food container then poured it on my friend


this quote

[halo]

The more I look at this thread title the more I think it should be the title of a country song...

Jackin' off in random places.. to random people with random faces
I beat the meat in sun.. oh yeahah it was fun (yes it was)
and i dont want to stop ohhh noo
if only i could afford a hoooee

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'd rather fuck.

[Skink]

Theme song...

[MastaChronic]

I'd rather fuck.

fuck where?
have you ever fucked in the ball pit at mcdonalds?
isnt it fun?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Only with you. :p

[bluntman 420]

haha when i was 17 i got sent to a bootcamp for 7 months. 15 foot tall razor wire fences n shit. and at night u could hear poeple betin there meat....it was sick. but yah ive beat off in some weird places...

[Nochowderforyou]

No, I haven't jacked off in random places. Especially not outside in front of a school. Gain some self control.

That's just weird to me.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Only cool people beat their meat in public restrooms.

[Nochowderforyou]

Only cool people beat their meat in public restrooms.

More like degenerates. :p

[peaceandlove420]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

You have lost all my respect.

[UTD Toker]

i cant remember if i posted this before but...i jerked off in a library once, just because i could.
i blew my load in a magazine, closed it and returned it to the shelf

Haha chronic I was eating a chicken quesadilla when I read your post and almost blew mexican all over my comp i lol'ed so hard....."Um mommy? Why is there icing in this magazine?" HAHAHA

[peaceandlove420]

and not only have you lost my respect, but on a wall at an elementary school, for god sakes theres children there man. that has to be illegal.

And a dare? from other guys? Dude what the hell. I mean at least you have somewhat? of an esxcuse if your fucked up and horny or whatever, I mean hey it happens, were guys. We have needs to be fufilled. But a dare? that just makes it so much worse.

What next are you gonna go beat off on a marry go round at a kindergarten?

[peaceandlove420]

*sighs* I am sorry. I did not mean to flame you and I cannot edit my original post. But, I still mean everything I said, I just should have kept it to myself.

peace~

[TheAtomicPunk]

I'm sure most people will see that and be disgusted. But others like me will be like "YEA ROCK ON!!!" "Jacking off on school buildings for the win!". Because that's how we roll :stoned:

[bong_man]

wats so fucked up bout it being an elementary skool?, I fucked a chick on the steps going upto an elementary school and jizzed all over the steps, no big deal lol

[tek(bdm)]

once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.

[bong_man]

once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.

lmfao!!! thats fucking hilarious!

[peaceandlove420]

once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.

THAT should be a sticky under stories. If that is true (and I have no reason not to believe you) you are a heroe among men haha.

I thought you were gonna describe a similiar scenario to grandma's boy haha!!!!!

[sam44]

this thread is priceless

[tek(bdm)]

ahah i know its a pretty crazy story and all but its true...i got another crazy one from like 3 weeks ago at this party i went, but i dont feel like typing...

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I busted a nut in my back garden once

that was about it.. lol, masturbating's masturbatin.. dosnt really change no matter where i do it

[orange floyd]

*sighs* I am sorry. I did not mean to flame you and I cannot edit my original post. But, I still mean everything I said, I just should have kept it to myself.

peace~

it was at like 11pm and no one was around, its not like i did that shit during the school day or something

[halo]

One time i was camping and went out side the tent and just beat it right there in the great outdoors. It was nice.

[Samwhore]

this thread resurfaces once more

[Gatekeeper777]

Its like a dick on viagra.

ya cant keep a good one down. lol

[King Terrific]

Man have I jacked off in some weird places. But I gotta take the 5th.


THAT should be a sticky under stories. If that is true (and I have no reason not to believe you) you are a heroe among men haha.

I thought you were gonna describe a similiar scenario to grandma's boy haha!!!!!

looks like she got what she wanted for her birthday!

[Weeden]

Well, I was in the back seat of a van with my mom and my stepdad in the front for a 6 hour trip. Now, it was a van with a back seat, and a back-back seat. I always hang out in the very back to sleep and such, and once I started beating it. I wanted to use a lube so I found this pretty smelling stuff in the trunk part of the van and opened it. A few minutes in my mom starts saying "Whats that smell? Hey, check to see if a bottle opened up in the back or something." Lol, I told her I didn't find anything.

[206 DankySpanky]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

what the fuck

[rebgirl420]

psh ive got THAT beat, one time I went on a road trip with 4 of my friends and I was in the back while my two firnds were in the front. Well John was laying down in the back with his head on my lap and I had a denim mini skirt on and out of no where he began to um.....do some things with his mouth....It was magical! And no one found out. But man, it was straght out of a porn haha

[206 DankySpanky]

Dont be doing that at a elementry school you sick mother fucker. Someone might catch you. Whats the matter with you beat your meat in your bathroom or room or somewhere where children arent present.

EXAcTLY

What the fuck

[azure]

man this is a wierd question. But about the "elementary" school.. what if someone did just turn up orangefloyd? i know it didnt matter about the location for you but someone who caught you would take it into consideration, count yourself lucky son!

[ilikerabbits]

beware the ceiling cat

[kdspecial]

I had a denim mini skirt on and out of no where he began to um.....do some things with his mouth....It was magical! And no one found out. But man, it was straght out of a porn haha

yeha I have never jerked while I drive..... But I have had my Gf jerk me and Honk on BOBO while behind the wheel and it fuking rocks!!!! the only sorta bad thing is when you drive past a Car with Kidz in it!!!:D :D

Adults I could care less... unless its a TRUCKER cuz they sit pretty high above you... Drity truckers checking out My DING-A-LING

No friends in the car tho.... I prefer it that way tho....


kd

[kdspecial]

Ohh yeah when I was in high School.... I worked at a Butcher shop,, It would get pretty boring there So somtimes I would Choke My Chicken in the private bathroom.....

then I would go BEAT more MEAT!!!!! hahaha Terrible PUN

kd

[stinkyattic]

Adults I could care less... unless its a TRUCKER cuz they sit pretty high above you...
hahaha truckers.. they're like gods looking down on you from above as you try to act all slick having road sex... yeah... back in the day like 8 years ago I was doing VERY naughty things with my coworker while he was driving the state fish hatchery tank truck to deliver a big load of fingerling salmon to the other end of the state... that wasn't the only load he delivered that day... and we got so TOTALLY caught by some Quebecois log truck driver... betcha he added one more piece of wood to his cargo...

[tomasinho]

I am definitly adding some wood to my cargo.....ooooooooooooh get the fuck outta here!

[mattks1]

jackin off in random places,
jackin off to random faces,......you get the idea. feel free to take that and run:jointsmile:

[206 DankySpanky]

hahaha truckers.. they're like gods looking down on you from above as you try to act all slick having road sex... yeah... back in the day like 8 years ago I was doing VERY naughty things with my coworker while he was driving the state fish hatchery tank truck to deliver a big load of fingerling salmon to the other end of the state... that wasn't the only load he delivered that day... and we got so TOTALLY caught by some Quebecois log truck driver... betcha he added one more piece of wood to his cargo...

horrible, horrible, puns

lol

[stinkyattic]

horrible, horrible, puns
lol
meh, that's what I'm here for! :D

[kdspecial]

I enjoy a good PUN,,, I even enjoy BAD ones,,,,,

Stinky your my hero...

kd

[420everydayallday]

sitting in after school detention i got so bored i went to the bathroom and rubbed on out all over the toilet seat and left it! hahah

[Reefer Rogue]

jackin off in random places,
jackin off to random faces,......you get the idea. feel free to take that and run:jointsmile:

Jacking off in seperate spaces
Jacking off in someones braces
Jacking off with his graces
Jacking off in suit cases
Jacking off on metal maces
Jacking off in running races
Jacking off on your shoe laces

Lol, i can't believe i missed this thread somehow. I think it's funny you busted on the building.

Umm, i jacked off in a chinese restaurant bathroom in new york once :p

[Skink]

I jacked off in a XXX theater in NYC,,,Waay before Al Gore invented the internet...

[higher4hockey]

what a strange thread...

[OldPascas]

Hahahaha, like the thread, but i must say it must be a very interessting thing for psycho docs to read.


Nevertheless:

Airplane (at the WC and under my blanket in an empty row)
Bus (last row with bout 6 people sitting in the front)
Curch (PS. u dont get struck by lightning if u rub one out, regardless what the bible says)

[orgasmic]

i like the comfort of my own place.........

even if i didnt and even although it was 11PM dude how could you jack off next to a school? what would you say to the cops when they arrested you for indecent exposure.........

[irishAFRICAN]

Up a tree in broad daylight.

[Silent Wolf]

I used to jack off in my garden when my neighbour came to put the washing out. She was fit as f**k. But i was so stoned that i don't think i would of cared if she saw me lol.

[ToDrunkToFish]

It was like almost 7 in the mornin. I wake n' baked and my friend was comin to pick me up for school. He called and said he was late. I couldnt go back in side due to my state and it was really nice a warm outside with some fog.

I got super horny thinkin of the hot chicks in my first hour I was about to meet and I fuckin beat off like almost right in front of my house. With houses all around.

I per se' beat off in the bushes LOL. Well more like creamed ON the bushes.

*edit* allright my 800th post regards me beatin me meat.

[EternalOverdose]

in jr high i went to class really baked then in class i itched my dick then realized how magical it felt so i kept on rubbin it more and more

then later on that day ppol where talkin about how i was jackin off in first period i was embarassed. at the time i just couldnt help it

thats gotta suck bro

[EternalOverdose]

Ive done that, 12 hour car ride.



Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

never been caught by my parents , but ive been caught by my sister, that was weird

[EternalOverdose]

I used to jack off in my garden when my neighbour came to put the washing out. She was fit as f**k. But i was so stoned that i don't think i would of cared if she saw me lol.

LMFAO, hardcore

[EternalOverdose]

i guess mine is in a forest when i was pretending to take a piss, wanted to jack in school once but i didnt think i would be able to come back to class with a straight face

[EternalOverdose]

After reading this thread i feel so dirty, now knowing that ppl who are serving you food and sht like that are masterbating in the washroom when you cant see them, or a dentist jacking off inbetween patients fucking weird

[Samwhore]

This thread again?!

[AlwaysBlazed]

i got jerked off on a bus back from a field trip, we were in the back row idk if anybody noticed... i busted into a cup and threw it on the empty seat next to us

[Eazy]

jacked off at night club well got a hand job
in woods dats it
oh n when dis hot chick was watchin me lol

hahaha was funny

[planterz]

The only way i would ever condsider busting in a public place is if i saw a exrtremely hot pornstar walking naked infront of me and even then i would just consider it lol. Lol canabis=freedom liked your story

[Coelho]

After reading this thread i feel so dirty, now knowing that ppl who are serving you food and sht like that are masterbating in the washroom when you cant see them, or a dentist jacking off inbetween patients fucking weird

:S2::S2::S2: Indeed!

[420marijuana420]

I can't believe this thread is still alive.

[Iplaybass182]

I got off in the woods the other day I was pissing then when I finished up I started rubbing my dick, since I was high as balls I couldn't stop. I had just smoked in the woods.

[Jimbob1310]

wow, this thread has been an inspiration, and ive decided that everywhere i go now im gunna bust a nut on SOMETHING.

i have jerked off in an elementary school before and in like all my friends houses lol

[TheBigOne45]

Man do it in a stall, not on the wall.

[MadSativa]

wow, this thread has been an inspiration, and ive decided that everywhere i go now im gunna bust a nut on SOMETHING.

i have jerked off in an elementary school before and in like all my friends houses lol

this is so funny, This thread has insperd me to find a beutiful women where ever I can and have sex with here right there, just like the CRANKED movie. I want this every hour on the hour or on my di@k actualy. Cumm on girlys where are you:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

[thecreator]

Hey I did it when I worked at an animal hospital once but I felt nasty as hell. I knew the owner and kinda felt like I fucked him over. Anyway do what makes you happy except if its to little kids. happy mothers day

[clever421]

i jacked off in a van and got away with it

[BUZz UK]

Anyone said aeroplane toilet yet?

[orange floyd]

Anyone said aeroplane toilet yet?

haha. i did that once

[KingsBlend420]

okay i already posted but i got a new one now. I was in a taxi van and i sat in the very back seat. It was a nice looking driver and she had the radio on and i was baked so i was like wth, and busted it right there lol.

ROFL fucking weird man.

[Skink]

ok,,, I corn holed a tree...

[Runaway Jim]

a few times
i was a horny ass lil kid
once at work in the bathroom... soooo many sexy waitresses and 13 hour shifts... in tight little black pants
once in a library... girl i was chillin with was toooooo fucking hot, and as i said i was a horny little bastard
more times cant rmember now fucked uppeace

[rebgirl420]

When i was a kid i used to touch myself in random places haha. I dunno why I was just a hornball.

[Skink]

When i was a kid i used to touch myself in random places haha. I dunno why I was just a hornball.

And this is what I will think about tonight before I go to sleep...

[rebgirl420]

hahah yeah well i would do it now too but fuck....that might get me into trouble. Thats all I need, someone to hear me moaning! haha

[Skink]

Your a pistol Reb...

[rebgirl420]

You dont EVEN know hahaha

[passitplz]

im guessin john doesnt know about this website? :cool:

[rebgirl420]

Yeah he does, sometimes he signs on to see what im doin'

[passitplz]

omg... u have the biggest oppurtunity to fuck with him and u havent taken it yet? maybe ur just mature lol

[rebgirl420]

Fuck with who? haha and yeah I am mature.

[passitplz]

with john... he checks up on what u write and shit so you could...

[Skink]

Hey John,,,it wasn't me,,,I swear...

[rebgirl420]

Yeah i could but I dont think he could handle me screwing with him online. For gods sake he freaks out whenever I even wanna hang out with my GAY friend Nick...he's a very territorial man. But im the same way so it evens out.

[passitplz]

so yall dont have any friends i guess...

[rebgirl420]

No we do, I have probably 3 main friends and he has 3 main ones too. But we spend most of our time together. Its been 2 years and weve never had a problem.

[RedRainDrop]

props dude, props. Sad to say but i have never rubbed one out at an Elementary School.

I jerked off in public school once.... i had to stay in for recess....


So i had my own fun.:jointsmile:

[orange floyd]

the fact that this thread still lives makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside:rastasmoke:

[iStaaHi]

jackin off in all these random places, familiar places, worn out placeeees,,
mastrubating at the daily races, gettin nowhere, getting nowhere.
all this cum is filliong up this condom, but no expression, no expressioonnn
im at the courthouse wanna beat my penis,, jail tommorow, jail tommoroooww
and i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, that the most random place ive beat it was the best ive ever had,, i find it hard to tell you, i find it hard to take,, when people mastrubate in all the very random ,,, placcceeesss,
plaaacccessss,,,mastrubating till the point you feel good,, happy birthday, happy birthday,,


hahaha,, gary jules parody i just wrote,,

[Gatekeeper777]

I want to dress as a nun and jack off in confession, but i am afrad it will become a habit.lol

[GraziLovesMary]

ohh god :p ^^^

Yeah Im not gonna lie, Ive beat off in some random ass places, some of them public, some of them private. But never in a kids area, and I never left cum where people would come in contact with it. Because even though Im pristine clean... its still another persons bodily fluids and thats kinda gross.

[zino11]

your a sick f*#k id understand nailin a chic in a pub place but wackin it you were probably thinkin about them kids werent u? you need help dude or to get some

[nightlight]

This was an old hobby of mine.

[Purple Banana]

I took a break during my anatomy and physiology class in my junior year of college, sat in the ladies room, and just started going at it.

I left class a lot that semeseter...

[Skink]

I jacked in Hiltons house while she was in jail,,,thank god she's home now.

[S.P.Q.R.]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

For fuck sake I should've came to this part of Cannabis.com sooner. That was hillarious, man. :thumbsup:

[blazed_babe]

this:


onetime i jerked off into a baby food container then poured it on my friend

really made me laugh. maybe it's just because i'm baked, but i found this extremely funny...

[deadfan420]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all day! I was on the floor laughing. Holy shit!!! I'm not even high either (I was earlier today and I shoulda read it then).

The file on my masturbatory experiences is closed for now. Maybe one day I'll make it public, probably when high.