Help! Mailed weed to South Dakota

[ZaTrueDutchMasta]

Ok so if anyone can give me some advice that would be great. Yes just like the title says I accidently mailed my weed to South Dakota from Connecticut. me and my girlfriend were stoned when we decided to put our remaining point 2 grams in our nick bag in an envelope that was going to be used to pay my credit card. Well forgetting that it was in their, I Sealed it and sent it on its way to first premier credit in South Dakota. What do you think will happen. Technically its a federal offense but like i said it was just .2 grams or less. please help asap

[DemoCommando]

uh oh. That sounds bad. Either the dude who gets will call the popo on you or say SCORE some dank for me?!

Dave

[Splifted]

Haha, well, at least they can't prove you are the one who mailed it. Anyone could send anything to anybody in the mail. You can try and say it was put in afterwards while it was sitting at your curb waiting to be mailed by some mischievous kids. I had a friend get a qp of shrooms confiscated in the mail from canada to the usa and all that happend was they cut the box open and stuck in a card that said contraband had been destroyed, taped it back up and mailed it on its way. And that was the end of it.

[Euphoric]

maybe they appreciated the weed too :)

[bavet]

Oh nuts, If you put a return address on it, it may be possible to call the post office That gets it first and have them get it, or the destination post office. If not go with the I didn't mail it out plan and that you been looking all over for it hehe good luck let us know if anything happens.

[ZaTrueDutchMasta]

well i put it in a blue box at my local post office at about 6:30 pm. no one is there which means no one will empty the box till 8:00am tommorow.(says the pick up times on the box). If i just go to the post office tommorow morning cant i just say that i made a mistake on my paperwork and i need to get the envelope back and show them my id which matches the return address?

[Zohar]

Maybe, but I don't want to advise you to do that just in case something bad happens. Then again, if that thing gets mailed out...it won't be good imo. But why would you want a letter back? You'd better think of a good reason to avoid drawing additional suspicion.

[ZaTrueDutchMasta]

i could just say that i messed up the payment or put the wrong check in the wrong envelope. I dont think its too suspiscious if i say "hey i accidently put the wrong address on the envelope and my credit card bill is going to a non existing address. or i can say that i put the wrong bill into the envelope"

[Inferius]

But how do they know You mailed it? Anyone could of written a return address right? And then guess what happens. Either they cant do anything, or they have to open your letter. And guess what they find.

La Mota.

You're screwed my friend.

I suggest moving to mexico.

[thcbongman]

Maybe the guy working at accounts payable could use the weed :)

[Buddahbear]

I don't think it will get back to you in a serious way.

That is pretty funny though. Some credit card worker drone's going to pocket that and roll a fatty. Hey maybe your credit rating will go up :D

[Aristotle]

Just deny you ever sent it. Anyone can put your address on an upper right hand corner of an envelope.

My advice is too late anyways, hahaha. How'd it work out?

[harris7]

do you really think Visa really cares what you do?

some drone guy'll open it up. Maybe show his supervisor. What will that guy do. probaly just toss it as he dosn't want more paper work.

for you to get into anyting. they'd need to call the cops.and all that shit.
i dont think thats what some guy with a shitty jop is looking for. (more work)

nothing you can do about it, so just forget it. if something happends play dumb.

[BobBong]

You know .. generally we have a no tolerance policy to anything to do with sending weed through the mail.. but this was just too funny to delete.

Hope all works out for you ZTDM

Bob

[Markass]

You know .. generally we have a no tolerance policy to anything to do with sending weed through the mail.. but this was just too funny to delete.

Hope all works out for you ZTDM

Bob

lmao!

[KGod86]

some csi shit is going down, if they really want you for .2 grams thier gonna try to get prints off the envelope to link it to you, but so many people have touched that shit its not worth it, i hardy think it is anything to worry about, .2 grams is nothing, now they may file charges for weed abuse.

[Hagbard Celiene]

i really suspect that a large credit card company would have a machine open the bills.

[PatrickHenry]

i really suspect that a large credit card company would have a machine open the bills.

Good point! Can you imagine the poor saps that would have to open envelopes all day. That would suck...unless you were stoned. Good job to the OP, making someone's boring job more enjoyable. :rastasmoke:

[surreys princess]

oh....my....gawd......

LMAO

too funny....when i lived in the states, i had a credit card through them..i know from experience that they do open bills with a machine so i think it will be okay...my advice....get a new credit card..their interest is too high....

princess

[ZeldaG.]

lol real cool i hope your not, not replying cos like your busted or something,
but definatley play dumb no matter how convinced the coppers sound thye have no proof, even if they show you proof or smart mouth aroud the subject of having proof they most likeley dont and if you do go to court either way it wont help admitting anything, you lawyer will tell you more i am sure, if you need one , which you probably dont/wont. lol but i do feel sorry for your loss lol

[lazy smoker7]

lol... i hope you dont get into any trouble tho...

[Pumpkinpie]

Maybe you can deny it and say someone framed you, I mean who would do that in their right mind?

Btw I live in south dakota!!!!!!111!11

[geonagual]

But how do they know You mailed it? Anyone could of written a return address right? And then guess what happens. Either they cant do anything, or they have to open your letter. And guess what they find.

La Mota.

You're screwed my friend.

I suggest moving to mexico.

That was the funniest shit I have read all day. Props

[bluntman 420]

hahaha omg. i wish i worked at the credit card company, id smoke it and send the roach back to u. lol good luck bra

[Hagbard Celiene]

no update? guess they hauled his @$$ off to jail...

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

If I was the receiver...and I opened it ... I would be like ... "SCORE!"

Pocket the dime....Then do my business

[delusionsofNORMALity]

no update? guess they hauled his @$$ off to jail...

nah. he was probably detained by the credit card nazis. they kidnap you and hold you in a small, dimly lit room until the finance charges on your card have stacked up so high that you'll never get out of debt. then they raise your credit limit. fiendish, isn't it.

[iliketv]

thats missed up. no reply not a good thing. let it had been me who found it, I would have gone on my break at the min and think god for send this to me

[shovelcpl]

what ever happened zeldag?

[LeetCraig]

The last time he was on was January 12th.

[ZeldaG.]

what ever happened zeldag?


hey hi nothing happened to me, but i hope i can say the same thing for the thread starter! I am not the dude who sent the weed to dekoda ;) - get my drift?

maybe the credit card goon thing lol.

[Hagbard Celiene]

Well, the original thread starter hasn't posted since
12/16, but has been trolling at recently as 01/12, guess the feds be using his account to spy, hehe.

[shovelcpl]

im sorry zeldag i didnt even spell your name right glad things worked out for you i do wonder what happened to the thread starter?

[Amun]

weed and credit cards dont mix.


neither does weed and mail.

maybe its such a small amount that nothing will happen. play it off like you dont smoke weed and just in case, dont do anything suspicious or 'pothead like' for a while.

lol

good luck!

..maybe you can pull some james bond shit and get that letter back. ;D

[Gatekeeper777]

Haha, well, at least they can't prove you are the one who mailed it.

he mailed his CC payment in with it. of course its going to be him.
unless you wanna step up and say you paid it for him.

This is your ass (.) this is your ass in jail after getting caught mailing weed. (O).

[ZeldaG.]

seriously?

[FLORIDA MON]

I've never been so stoned that I did something like that and I'm always stoned.

[NiceTanAss]

...paranoia...

[jakez]

This whole thread I thought you had mailed weed with an application for a CC and was just thinking "ok, he's definitely getting approved", but it's your payment so, I still don't think anything will happen but that sucks for you lol.


...paranoia...

Haha definitely.

[slpntrx5]

eh, since big credit card companies use machines, like (forgot the name, i'm stoned :D) said, nothing probly happened. the threadstarter's probably too stoned to reply, and has been since his last post! lol

just being optimistic...

[delusionsofNORMALity]

....big credit card companies use machines....

actually, you credit card statements are processed in huge warehouses filled with hard working credit card gnomes. day in and day out these tireless creatures rip open envelopes, sort through their contents, and keep track of your finances in huge ledgers bound with human flesh. credit card gnomes are one of the best kept secrets in the banking industry, along with deposit fairies and the despicable finance charge ogres.

[rtafts]

actually, you credit card statements are processed in huge warehouses filled with hard working credit card gnomes. day in and day out these tireless creatures rip open envelopes, sort through their contents, and keep track of your finances in huge ledgers bound with human flesh. credit card gnomes are one of the best kept secrets in the banking industry, along with deposit fairies and the despicable finance charge ogres.

so that was what i saw that night.