Uhh....weird incident happened just now...

[poiuyt]

I came home not too long ago. I get in and right away my mom tells me she's pis testing me. In my head I'm saying "oh FUCK" but, I acted fast and started freaking out. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DRUG TEST? YOU DON'T FUCKING TRUST ME? (I never swear in front of my mother) I'LL TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN TEST AND WHEN I TEST NEGATIVE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME UNTIL I SAY IT'S OK FOR YOU TO DO SO." (a bit extreme)

I was obviously going to test positive, considering I smoked on saturday night. Anyways, it turns out she was joking about the test and was probably testing me to see if I would confess or something.

I'm a little freaked out now because what if I do get a drug test soon?

[Skrappie]

I don't think you should speak to your mother that way.

[1234abcd]

Just take it and fail it, and say "hey at least it ain't crack or smack".

or quit being such a cocky little stoner, and respect your mother and quit smoking until you move out, or are 25 :rasta: :rasta: :stoned:

[napolitana869]

I think you bought yourself some time but you might want to take a break until things calm down

[poiuyt]

I don't think you should speak to your mother that way.

Yeah, I know. I never do, but I had to do something to make her believe me (swear and tell her not to talk to me),

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I don't think you should speak to your mother that way.

haha, i talk to my faimly like that all the time.. lol, im always swearin, smokin, drinkin, tokin when im with faimly :o

[Skrappie]

And thats cool and everything. I'll toke with family when given the chance, but disrespect to people who are taking care of you in every way, shape and form generally is pretty lame

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

lol.. you dont know my faimly dude, alot of them dont "care" so why should i care? :)

[lagstronaut]

I don't think you should speak to your mother that way.

yeah you should see my mom pal I'd like to see you say that again if you were in my position. this guy might have every right to tell his mom off, lucky for him he's usually nice to her but for unlucky guys like me its an average of 9 fights per week. pleeeease college accept my application!!

[Mean Green Charlene]

Ask her what she has against it, once she replys with all the bullshit they feed out about marijuana, prove her wrong with all the correct facts. Start learning.


Thats what i did with my mom and it worked great.

[Oneironaut]

Yeah, I don't think "honor thy father and mother" is a very good commandment. Respect should be earned, and sometimes people (even parents) behave in such a manner that respect is not merited.

[CYRAX]

I don't think you should speak to your mother that way.

It happens, sometimes you have to, rather it's sinful or not.

[fasterspider]

Refuse the test, cop to being a pot head and tell her to go to her room and leave you alone or you will put her over your knee and spank the shit out of her.:D

[AlwaysBlazed]

I just tell my mom not to waste her money.

[Skrappie]

Its has nothing to do with comandments to me.
You're living with someone who is supporting your existance. Its simple ethics. Someone supports you, you obey persons rule. Sure i agree with you that your mother shouldn't think smoking is wrong. But you are her underaged child. Tis the rules of the game.

Get a job and move out if you want the right to talk to your parent as an adult.
Otherwise stick to the role of a child. Thats what you are. Don't get me wrong, I'm not age bashing. I feel the same way in any situation where an individual (lets say consumer to clear things up) is the sole provider for another person.
IT is NOT personal though.

Feel free to make a rational argument otherwise.

[zephyrinne]

I think I agree with the 'I wouldn't dare talk to my mom that way' thing.. meh, but to each their own. Maybe it's just how we're raised differently.

Yeah, parents get annoying sometimes. We've all been there.. but I wouldn't even think of swearing AT my mom.

[NightProwler]

i agree with the "respect should be earned by a parent". they are just people too, and if a person isnt treating you the way you want to be treated, then you've gotta stand up for yourself. We are all our indevisual selves and nobody has the right to take that away from us.

[xcrispi]

WORD scrappy ,
i ever talked that kinda shit w/ my parents i'd get my ass beat bro .
my kid ever talks it to me , under my own roof of all places they'll be picking their teeth back up off the ground .
keep on keepin it real
peace
crispi :thumbsup:

[NightProwler]

wow if my dad ever punched me in the mouth i'd puch him 5 times back

[xcrispi]

when it happens to you in your own house prowler well see how you handle it . lol . for that matter if your kids have no more respect for you than to resort to that kinda bullshit talk n disrespect. lol . i guess theres already a problem huh .
maybe then they do need their grill blown out
peace

[GetDown]

Just take it and fail it, and say "hey at least it ain't crack or smack".

or quit being such a cocky little stoner, and respect your mother and quit smoking until you move out, or are 25 :rasta: :rasta: :stoned:

what he said, im not saying im an angel but i NEVER raise my voice to either of my parents and never talk to em like that, no matter how freaked or pissed i am

also, if you have any friends who dont smoke keep a jar of their urine handy, i went to a strict all boys school where they did random drug tests, i managed to get out of it by acting cool, the teachers would have meetings in the library and id be oin the students room listening in (we always had someone listening so we could prepare the people who were to be tested) whenever my name was mentioned for a possible test most of them would just laugh at the idea of me smoking... so thats how i got out of it, i knew some twins though, one of em smoked the other didnt, every morning before school the non smoker would piss in a tiny bottle, which his brother kept hidden in a small fake coke can container..... hed bring in a few cans with him, telling the teachers that he needed to drink before taking a piss, and it worked out well..... so yeah.... thats one way of doing it....

[Storm Crow]

Bong H!tz, the answer to your question as to why you should care about uncaring family is- that you are a better person than they are! (Even if you do cuss a lot)- Granny

[ericwt]

It is real simple. If she makes you take the test.

Tell her that it is second hand smoke. Several of your friends were toking around you and you said no thank you when they passed you the joint.

Blame other people.

God, I am glad I am not a teenager.

[TallulahGreen]

I came home not too long ago. I get in and right away my mom tells me she's pis testing me. In my head I'm saying "oh FUCK" but, I acted fast and started freaking out. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DRUG TEST? YOU DON'T FUCKING TRUST ME? (I never swear in front of my mother) I'LL TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN TEST AND WHEN I TEST NEGATIVE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME UNTIL I SAY IT'S OK FOR YOU TO DO SO." (a bit extreme)

I was obviously going to test positive, considering I smoked on saturday night. Anyways, it turns out she was joking about the test and was probably testing me to see if I would confess or something.

I'm a little freaked out now because what if I do get a drug test soon?

Seriously, don't talk to your mother that way. I hope you do take a piss test and fail just so she can see what a little disrespectful shit you are.

[KoTToNMouThChRiS]

ahahahaha dude you shoulda been chill about it

[Fan o KmK]

Ask her what she has against it, once she replys with all the bullshit they feed out about marijuana, prove her wrong with all the correct facts. Start learning.


Thats what i did with my mom and it worked great.

yea that works until they say "i totally understand everything, i know its fucking stupid that the government brainwashes everyone, i know its much less dangerous than alcohol or tobacco blah blah blah i know everything but its still illegal"

thats it, your done. its illegal. hate to burst your bubble lol