Good excuses?

[shadowfox]

What are some good excuses to use when you look high?

Or (if you live with ppl who don't want you to smoke), what are some good excuses to run off and get high? I just say I gotta run errands, but that doesn't leave me with a whole lot of time.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

just got for a walk, say i need some fresh air and go for a walk light up come back all calm and say i feel much better.I never have to use excuses cuz i have this weird way of acting sober-high(as i call it) its really weird but its im so calm and relaxed i can be sober just more relaxed

[BOgart.bitch]

i always say im going to hang out with friends.. and usually i am.. if i want to stone locally and alone i say im going for a walk .. sometimes i take a book to read or my digi cam to take pics. my family is normally satisfied with that.

haha when my eyes are red (if i forget eyedrops or something) i say that i just got done crying ;p normal people would ask a bunch of questions after that, but my family has learned to not ask when i bring up crying - of course, if you do get asked questions im sure you can make up some drama that caused you to cry ;] thats easy.

i also say that im tired..

the best thing to do, though, is to goto your room and chill - keep lights low and avoid eye contact ;D

[RESiNATE]

keep lights low and avoid eye contact ;D

I do this on a daily basis...lol...basic survival technique - it's a mad world out there :(

Yep, in the summer, I usually blame hay-fever - I used to wear dark glasses, but kept bumping into things, which made me giggle.
Any other times, I usually blame tiredness, or tell them that I just got abducted by aliens that did wierd experiments on my eyes :eek:

[Proof]

rofl.......when u get in stoned jus go up to ur room and when everything is quiet go downstaires get munch n go to bed :D

[clevemire]

LOL
I'll smoke in anywhere in my house.
But if I'm out and I happen to run into someone who isn't down with the greenie, I still don't bother trying to hide it. I'll just do my best to keep conversation (even though it's really difficult sometimes LOL), and if they can tell I'm high, so be it. The only people who would have the balls to ask if I am are the ones who already know me or do it themselves anyway. I mean, c'mon. What are the rest gonna do? Call the cops because you're high?? LOL

[shadowfox]

LOL
I mean, c'mon. What are the rest gonna do? Call the cops because you're high?? LOL

Yeah, my parents, lol.

Seriously, they're already paranoid that I did/do drugs, so if they ever figured it out, they'd kill me. As it is, it sucks cause they're always looking out for that.

[BOgart.bitch]

I used to wear dark glasses


which reminds me.. i used to collect various sunglasses and wear those.. they work really well when hiding a buzz.. and you dont just have to get the dark ones (if you'd like to avoid bumping into things lol) you can get the color tinted ones.. so you can still see.. without people seeing your eyes well enough to realize whats going on behind the glasses.

[The C]

I used to have a pair of 310$ oaklies this summer and i lost them... perfect eye cover.
Anyhow i ususally sya i have alliergies and am feeling a little bit under the weather or drowsy because of it.

I use axe to get rid fo the weed smell.

The C

[ScarlettCrush]

keep visine in your purse, tell them your going to the library. If you take a long time you can always say you where reading or ran into a teacher/friend/co-worker/ helped the librarian put up new books/read at childrens hour. (to make up for lying about the library, I used to donate $10 a month to childrens library, trying to even out my karma) If they ask about you being high, just tell them your in a wierd mood, retaining water or your about to start your period. (period excuse usually stops all lines of questioning)

[The C]

Period excuse never works for me....

I dunno why.