I've just got stoned

[LIP]

Well, i roll this spliff the last of some weed i bought a half oz of yesterday and i made it a nice big joint. So this weed was pretty good, but it had no real trichomes, they'd probably been brushed off by my dealer playing around with it or rebbagging it for fun [He's unemployed and gets bored easily so he rebags his weed for an hour at a time] so anyway, i rolled this normal weed up and im fucking mashed. Im very very very stoned.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

bastard.. i havn't got stoned for about 2 days now.. lol, it sucks.. i wud go ask my dad for some cash to go buy a ten bag but he's probaly broke too haha

[slipknotpsycho]

bastard.. i havn't got stoned for about 2 days now.. lol, it sucks.. i wud go ask my dad for some cash to go buy a ten bag but he's probaly broke too haha

try 3 weeks. oh yeah, and it was probably close to three weeks before i got my last bit of weed, which was an 1/8.... so in a month and a half i've had 1 single 1/8.

[LIP]

lol, im lucky, this was my last bit of that half oz, it was like 3 grams, but today im buying another 2 oz of this stuff. It's good shit. And i aint gotta work, i mean i live in London or Essex, which ever house i chooose to go to, and i have to drive 3 hours a day to Norfolk to go to work, same in reverse on the way home. So cos im ill [Chest infection] im not working, so now i can relax all day and get high high high. I still got 1/4 of a joint left and im fucking mashed. You wouldnt belive how long it's taken me to type this all out.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

try 3 weeks. oh yeah, and it was probably close to three weeks before i got my last bit of weed, which was an 1/8.... so in a month and a half i've had 1 single 1/8.

try 3 months.. lol, god those 3 months sucked ass.. lost all my connections (decent connections) and was outa cash.. but now its pretty gd.. shud be even better once i get a job :D

[orangeman]

Lol good to know you got some really potent bud and having a good time :D.

[CultureCherryPopper]

Bein' poor and dry sucks, that's why I planted some seeds. Planted 'em in September, and now are 3 feet tall. Still need to start flowerin' 'em. But ohhhh I can't wait 'til harvest.

[soldier1944]

haha rookie mashed off one joint..you probably are smokin some DIRT WEED

[LIP]

hahaha... I dont think so. We dont have dirt weed in England, everything dank. Maybe YOU like dirtweed, but i aint gotta smoke the shit.

All we can get in UK is the dankest shit around..

And im no rookie, i've been smoking for more than half my life, and i've been smoking every day for 4 years, without fail.

[ozkid]

noooo, im sure theres some bush somewhere in england.... theres plenty of good buds around here and there very little bush but this might not be a good thing as this means all weed is reaaaaaaaaal expensive

[LIP]

All our weed is real cheap. Englands great for great bud at low prices, and i get it lower still cos i get mine straight from a grower, and i grow my own as well

[ozkid]

yea, your better off growing your own anywhere and i guess there is no room in england to grow bush. All we have here is hydro and sometimes i want bushhhhhhhhh

[LIP]

You know hydro isnt a strain, It's short for hydroponic which just means grown in water without soil. It makes the plants grow faster, but hydroponicly grown bud is no sronger than soil grown. Infact soil grown is normally stronger, and doesnt taste as bad because alot of hydroponicly grown bud just tastes of the chemicals in the solution,.

[Abattoir Dream]

haha rookie mashed off one joint..you probably are smokin some DIRT WEED


oh yeh, LIP is the most un-experianced toker ive ever known, he doesnt know ANYTHING about smoking weed.... ... a total rookie...

hahaha, you prick, how would you know anyway? go make retarded accusations somewhere else... prefferably not on this site...

oh, and LIP, your right to say we only get good weed, but unfortunately the weed down south at the mo. has either been sprayed, or dipped in sand.. which is dumb because it was nice weed until some asshole fucked with it...

...I need a good supplier... bastard government!!! lol

[acrca]

jeez u ppol consider urselves stoners if you havnt even smoked 4 that long?? thats pretty sad u shud go do somethn about it like lip here

[invoke]

I just got an eighth and a half of, what looked like, Shwag. I was so pissed when I got it. Then I took it home and started smoking out of my bong and I realized the shit aint half bad. I was high for about 2 1/2 hours (Haven't smoked for about 2 weeks or so), and I never got a headache. I LOVE it when weed looks like shit and it turns out to be OK, it's just a nice little surprise. I got an OK amount too. I just can't wait until I can grow my own. So many strains, so little time. :stoned: :dance:

[Inferius]

Geeze Lip, you smoke like a mad-man.
I'd love to drill a hole into your chest and stick a little camera down in there...
Bet your lungs are coated in trics :)
Damn, you've prolly grown a whole plant in there.
lol...
But seriously can I??

[£hustler£]

your dealer sounds like a small time fuck nut ,,, rebags it for an hour what kind of sad cunt does that he obivioucly isnt big time "!!! peace

[AlwaysBlazed]

Lip you smoke?! Wow, I never would have thought i'd see you stoned.

:)

[2mass]

Hey I`m not lips biggest fan but theres no need 2 say ur gonna smash him with a brick this is supposed 2 be a smoker friendly forum. Chill out.

[AlwaysBlazed]

abattor dream i like you man ,, not in a gay way of course like you i cant stand that fucking lip prick and if i had the chance i would smash his face in with a brick always talking a load of shit claiming hes the cannabis king and shit he is always the first person the doubt what you are saying even whens it true ,,, and like you said there is no nice weed in the south at the mo its all been fucking sugared or sanded

Theres no need for cock smugglers like you on the forum, hope you get banned for doucheness :thumbsup:

[£hustler£]

ok sorry the brick thing was a bit ova the top but it rymed mind the spelling lol

[2mass]

Look every1 chill I don`t want 2 see any1 banned. £hustler£ I know lip can get up peoples noses, ffs on another thread he accused me of being a copper even though I`m an ex con, but the guys obviously got some mental health issues he needs 2 deal with so lets let it slide. :)

[£hustler£]

nicely said 2mass

[Inferius]

Look every1 chill I don`t want 2 see any1 banned. £hustler£ I know lip can get up peoples noses, ffs on another thread he accused me of being a copper even though I`m an ex con, but the guys obviously got some mental health issues he needs 2 deal with so lets let it slide. :)

But don't we all:confused:


Or do some people grow up perfect, happy, confident, empathetic human beings with complete jesus-like personality?

[2mass]

But don't we all:confused:


Or do some people grow up perfect, happy, confident, empathetic human beings with complete jesus-like personality?

true

[LIP]

abattor dream i like you man ,, not in a gay way of course like you i cant stand that fucking lip prick and if i had the chance i would smash his face in with a brick always talking a load of shit claiming hes the cannabis king and shit he is always the first person the doubt what you are saying even whens it true ,,, and like you said there is no nice weed in the south at the mo its all been fucking sugared or sanded

And im going to have lots of fun watching you run home crying. Cos it wont be MY face getting smashed in :D

[tschmidty32]

i just got stoned...it's nice! lol :smokin: gotta go back to school in an hour though !!!

[LIP]

And you know why i doubt you every time you make a post hustler. Because your an immature kid, who thinks YOU know it all. Like that bullshit about your scooter. You were bullshitting and it was SO obvious, you cant lie to ME cos im an engineer, so i know these things. I think your an idiot, and i think you need to grow up. One day your gunner say that to someone and they are going to turn round and cut your throat, but you dont see me doing that do you? No, because im not that immature.

[NightProwler]

everybody must get stoned

[thcbongman]

Peace & Love Y'all. No need shit talking in here.

[ValkyrieAg]

mmmm wake and bake baby.

[LIP]

Oh good, he's gone. :D

[Abattoir Dream]

like you i cant stand that fucking lip prick

just to clear up any confusion i like lip lol where he got that idea from i dunno... what a prick...

[LIP]

rofl :D

[cambam]

Lip's a good 'un. he can give it and he can also take it. I would love to smoke a sesh with him.

[robert42]

lol look its the INTERNET HARD MEN lol

15 year old kid, mums just let him on the comp, now hes talkin shit lol

[crudemood]

Geeze Lip, you smoke like a mad-man.
I'd love to drill a hole into your chest and stick a little camera down in there...
Bet your lungs are coated in trics :)
Damn, you've prolly grown a whole plant in there.
lol...
But seriously can I??


Inferius makes a good point Lip ;P Why don't you let us scrape all the resin off your lungs and we'll smoke it all together :)
Slow it down a bit Lip, share some with us ;)

[invoke]

You ever see those diagrams of lungs? They have like millions of little branches... it's like his lungs are giant buds with millions of little crystals.

[xcrispi]

kids Lip ?,
gotta take it w/a grain of salt huh ? bet u -n- me been puffin longer than that lil gangster wannbe's been alive .

i believe there should be a mentality / chareter test you should havta take before being allowed on this site .
might cure alot of problems before they start .
peace
your cuz
crispi

[dark0ne]

ROCK OUT LIP!!!! hope ya get better! smoke one for me i'm about to go to a 4 hour buisness meeting. I'm pissed cause i can't go in high today....FUCKERS!!!

[Reefer Rogue]

I wanna blaze with Lip, he knows what being high is about, getting completely mashed :D

I'm dry right now tho =[
No ganj, No money, at least I still have my music =]

[LIP]

Im having touble breathing, i just picked 2 oz
up off one of my best mates in the world, my dealer, my friend and my grow buddy. He fucking always has well over a lb and always sorts me out with as much as i need. He's cheap as fuck and he has a monthly loyalty bonus where i get an half oz free for being loyal. It's all good, spesh when i grow my own at the same time, damn i love smoking harvest... best feeling in the fucking world, im fucked so
good right now, this is so much more than being
drunk. To get this drunk you'd have to get alcoholo poisoning 3 times over!


Lip's a good 'un. he can give it and he can also take it. I would love
to smoke a sesh with him.

And i'd love to smoke up with you man, i'd get an oz for the night, starters is bongs, mains is joints and dessert...
Well, i'll think iroll a nice blunt.


lol look its the INTERNET HARD MEN lol

15 year old kid, mums just let him on the comp, now hes talkin shit lol

LOL. Too right.


Inferius makes a good point Lip ;P Why don't you let us scrape all the resin off your lungs and we'll smoke it all together :)
Slow it down a bit Lip, share some with us ;)

LOl, that'd be some of the best hash around rofl!


Geeze Lip, you smoke like a mad-man.
I'd love to drill a hole into your chest and stick a little camera down in there...
Bet your lungs are coated in trics :)
Damn, you've prolly grown a whole plant in there.
lol...
But seriously can I??

Im all for it if it's for my beloved weed.


You ever see those diagrams of lungs? They have like millions of little branches...
it's like his lungs are giant buds with millions of little crystals.

Im going to be the first human to smoke his own lungs... and get high high high all fuckign flying in the sky.



kids Lip ?,
gotta take it w/a grain of salt huh ? bet u -n- me been puffin longer than that lil gangster wannbe's been alive .

i believe there should be a mentality / chareter test you should havta take before being allowed on this site .
might cure alot of problems before they start .
peace
your cuz
crispi

Nice one man, i know, that'd be good if we had a way of knowing whos a cunt and who isnt lol,
it'd save all the flaming... we'll maybe not all, we all need to flame now and again rofl.




ROCK OUT LIP!!!! hope ya get better! smoke one for me i'm about to go to a 4 hour buisness
meeting. I'm pissed cause i can't go in high today....FUCKERS!!!

I wish everyone could work stoned. My boss knows i smoke and doesnt mind, so when im in work i just toke up when i need to.
It's good like that, makes me concentrate, although im a bit more clumbsy
with the fast moving parts of an engine. Hurt meself a few times.



I wanna blaze with Lip, he knows what being high is about, getting completely mashed :D

I'm dry right now tho =[
No ganj, No money, at least I still have my music =]

Man, it'd be a fucking good smokme shesh, scratch that cambam, i'll get 4 oz and we'll have a 4th corse... But what shall it be?

[slipknotpsycho]

haha rookie mashed off one joint..you probably are smokin some DIRT WEED

lmao.. i saw this post and i just started giggling to myself..... it's actually quite funny lip knows his shit way too well for anyone to misconstrue him as a nooby... lololol..

[Mean Green Charlene]

Lip is a legend.

[cambam]

Im having touble breathing, i just picked 2 oz
up off one of my best mates in the world, my dealer, my friend and my grow buddy. He fucking always has well over a lb and always sorts me out with as much as i need. He's cheap as fuck and he has a monthly loyalty bonus where i get an half oz free for being loyal. It's all good, spesh when i grow my own at the same time, damn i love smoking harvest... best feeling in the fucking world, im fucked so
good right now, this is so much more than being
drunk. To get this drunk you'd have to get alcoholo poisoning 3 times over!



And i'd love to smoke up with you man, i'd get an oz for the night, starters is bongs, mains is joints and dessert...
Well, i'll think iroll a nice blunt.



LOL. Too right.



LOl, that'd be some of the best hash around rofl!



Im all for it if it's for my beloved weed.



Im going to be the first human to smoke his own lungs... and get high high high all fuckign flying in the sky.




Nice one man, i know, that'd be good if we had a way of knowing whos a cunt and who isnt lol,
it'd save all the flaming... we'll maybe not all, we all need to flame now and again rofl.





I wish everyone could work stoned. My boss knows i smoke and doesnt mind, so when im in work i just toke up when i need to.
It's good like that, makes me concentrate, although im a bit more clumbsy
with the fast moving parts of an engine. Hurt meself a few times.




Man, it'd be a fucking good smokme shesh, scratch that cambam, i'll get 4 oz and we'll have a 4th corse... But what shall it be?



4th course, Pizza. Then some space cakes :D

[AlwaysBlazed]

LIP I allready said i'd rather go to your house than to amsterdam lol

[BizzleLuvin]

CHOICE!

[Exsai]

I'm pretty new here and I already know LIP knows his shit, besides, us Engineers gotta stick together. ERTW

[Inferius]

Man, it'd be a fucking good smokme shesh, scratch that cambam, i'll get 4 oz and we'll have a 4th corse... But what shall it be?

Is there something i'm missing or did you just call reefer rogue cambam? Cambam who is another member here?
Or am I smoking too much wonder plant?

[LIP]

Lol, cheers for the nice words guys.

Erm, well it looks like that i did call reefer rogue cambam but i didnt mean it like that, i meant it like Reefer rogue can come smoke up too, so we'll need even more.

Your all welcome at my house... £20 and you get yourself an oz for the day.

[ozkid]

You know hydro isnt a strain, It's short for hydroponic which just means grown in water without soil. It makes the plants grow faster, but hydroponicly grown bud is no sronger than soil grown. Infact soil grown is normally stronger, and doesnt taste as bad because alot of hydroponicly grown bud just tastes of the chemicals in the solution,.

no shit hydro isnt a strain, i never said it was. Also, hydro is a shit load stonger than soil, dont care what you think i know it is stronger

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Lol, cheers for the nice words guys.

Erm, well it looks like that i did call reefer rogue cambam but i didnt mean it like that, i meant it like Reefer rogue can come smoke up too, so we'll need even more.

Your all welcome at my house... £20 and you get yourself an oz for the day.

deal, hehe... gotta love ice cold bong hits in the mornin :D

[buddymyfriend]

Well, i roll this spliff the last of some weed i bought a half oz of yesterday and i made it a nice big joint. So this weed was pretty good, but it had no real trichomes, they'd probably been brushed off by my dealer playing around with it or rebbagging it for fun [He's unemployed and gets bored easily so he rebags his weed for an hour at a time] so anyway, i rolled this normal weed up and im fucking mashed. Im very very very stoned.

I always find the first and very last spliff from the bag are best! Glad to see ya having a good time Lip, sucks about the chest though bro. Just got me a henry of sum killa skunk:baggy: , proper done me in!:joint2:

Peace

Buddy

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol, cheers for the nice words guys.

Erm, well it looks like that i did call reefer rogue cambam but i didnt mean it like that, i meant it like Reefer rogue can come smoke up too, so we'll need even more.

Your all welcome at my house... £20 and you get yourself an oz for the day.


Lol, that sounds like the best deal ever. What part of london do you live in when you stay there Lip? Coz i'll find ya and i'll bring 20 quid with me :D

[LIP]

no shit hydro isnt a strain, i never said it was. Also, hydro is a shit load stonger than soil, dont care what you think i know it is stronger

Im not going to argue with you, but hydro is NO stronger at all than soil grown. At all. It's used because it grows the plants faster, thats why commercial grows use hydro tables. Do you research and you'll find out. Also hydroponic growing can leave a nasty chemical taste.

Just head on over to the grow forums, you cant argue with fact.

[aznson01]

yo lip, i got myabe the most high i have ever been in the past two days, ive never smoked a spliff but i wann try, how r those? not many poeple seem to smoke em in the states, me and my boy r all about bluntzzzzzzzzzz haha, we tend to roll some fatties one time we used 2 game blunts and rolled a 5.9 grammerrrrr that was pretty good and it was only for 4 of us so it wasn't too much but it deffinitley wasnt too little

o yeah LIP, can i visit u if i ever come to england, i would love to smoke with u haha i can already tell

[LIP]

Yeah man, i'd smoke with prettty much everyone on these boards, then go for a spin in one of my vans... then i'll show you alot what a stoned driver can really do.... without crashing [hopefully]