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YahtzeeG
11-28-2006, 03:15 AM
uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
Bodom Children Of
11-28-2006, 03:27 AM
ahhahahahahahah......go back to health class:thumbsup:
Taiden
11-28-2006, 03:27 AM
uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
Think of how much it sucked to bleed all over your bed, sucker.
someuser
11-28-2006, 03:32 AM
ahhahahahahahah......go back to health class:thumbsup:
LoL
Yeah, I thought everyone knew girls had hymens. To the OP: google hymen.
Samwhore
11-28-2006, 05:25 AM
ahhahahahahahah......go back to health class:thumbsup:
haha, not all virgins bleed
Bodom Children Of
11-28-2006, 05:29 AM
haha, not all virgins bleed
oh yeah
NightProwler
11-28-2006, 06:06 AM
lol seriousley tho that sucks for her dude its probly imbarrasing as hell
that still gets you a set of red wings? I think a vote might be in order.
BabySnookums
11-28-2006, 08:06 AM
uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
you say that as if the poor thing MEANT to do it.... :o
slipknotpsycho
11-28-2006, 08:22 AM
that still gets you a set of red wings? I think a vote might be in order.
around here, getting your redwings means to eat a chick out while she's on her period..... and just no... no no no... never...
rainbow_jo
11-28-2006, 11:10 AM
YahtzeeG, grow up, for god's sake.
napolitana869
11-28-2006, 11:25 AM
yeah man I feel bad for the girl
around here, getting your redwings means to eat a chick out while she's on her period..... and just no... no no no... never...
i new a kid who did that
he got strep throat (or some shit) the next day
Samwhore
11-28-2006, 02:53 PM
around here, getting your redwings means to eat a chick out while she's on her period..... and just no... no no no... never...
over here its sex on her period, and its fucking nasty
over here its sex on her period, and its fucking nasty
common. the thought of eating blood in such a manner is disturbing.
Samwhore
11-28-2006, 02:58 PM
common. the thought of eating blood in such a manner is disturbing.
yeah, well i didnt bring it up
Villui
11-28-2006, 04:19 PM
uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
BEACAUSE YOU ARE RIPPING HER HYMEN (THE SKIN INSIDE that MAKES THEM A "VIRGIN")
Taiden
11-28-2006, 07:10 PM
the only virgin i have had sex with didn't bleed. she told me the next day that she felt as if her insides were going to fall out of her vagina.
Lethal G
11-28-2006, 07:58 PM
uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
Haven't you ever heard of popping their cherry? Well if not, let me give you a health lesson: there's a membrane called the hymen that breaks when they are penetrated (although it can break for other reasons), often causing pain and bleeding.
Nochowderforyou
11-28-2006, 08:23 PM
Grow up Yahtzee. :thumbsup:
partyguy420
11-28-2006, 10:07 PM
god damn, you fucked a virgin, and you complaining about the blood all over your bed... the closest ive ever gotten to fucking a virgin was us taking off eachothers clothing, me getting hard, and then us not having condoms, and me being blueballed...
Samwhore
11-28-2006, 10:09 PM
god damn, you fucked a virgin, and you complaining about the blood all over your bed... the closest ive ever gotten to fucking a virgin was us taking off eachothers clothing, me getting hard, and then us not having condoms, and me being blueballed...
i know who that is :p
Euphoric
11-28-2006, 10:45 PM
haha, not all virgins bleed
whoa i just discovered this :D why is it that u figure things out the "hard" way then someone just tells u. :confused: Oh well, um, yay. :pimp:
YahtzeeG
11-28-2006, 10:48 PM
I was kidding. I already called her up and told her not to worry about it and that it wasn't her fault. And not all virgins bleed btw. About 40% do according to wikipedia.
next question.... what do I tell my parents what happened to the sheets? I am pretty sure they know... but is there any way I can get out of this? I just threw the sheets in a dumpster... and replaced them. My dad emailed me and asked what happened to my sheets...
Samwhore
11-28-2006, 10:51 PM
I was kidding. I already called her up and told her not to worry about it and that it wasn't her fault. And not all virgins bleed btw. About 40% do according to wikipedia.
next question.... what do I tell my parents what happened to the sheets? I am pretty sure they know... but is there any way I can get out of this? I just threw the sheets in a dumpster... and replaced them. My dad emailed me and asked what happened to my sheets...
say she started her period on your bed, it happens
YahtzeeG
11-28-2006, 10:54 PM
good call samwhore :)
Samwhore
11-28-2006, 11:36 PM
ive seen it happen, and they cant get mad
EmoRebellion
11-29-2006, 12:09 AM
Tell them you were jacking off too hard and sprung a leak.. Ask for some neosporin to put on junior.. Chances are they will be too disgusted to ask for more info.
napolitana869
11-29-2006, 12:33 AM
Tell them you were jacking off too hard and sprung a leak.. Ask for some neosporin to put on junior.. Chances are they will be too disgusted to ask for more info.
I vote that you should do this and then report back and tell us what they said
BabyFacedAbortion
11-29-2006, 12:37 AM
These really aren't hard problems, kid..it's life, you have to learn to deal with things like this. If you don't know what you're doing when you're having sex, you shouldn't be doing it. Read up a little on intercourse before you start doing it again..
birdgirl73
11-29-2006, 12:52 AM
I think that was excellent advice, BFA.
If you're caught by surprise by an inexperienced girl who bleeds and then you don't have the forethought to strip the bed yourself and start your own laundry before your parents find it, something tells me you're not at all ready to be having a sexual relationship of any kind. You lack both compassion and initiative, two characteristics which are particularly critical to being a decent bed partner. Let's hope you were aware enough to use protection of some kind, but I'm not counting on that, either.
The answer you seek: I had a nose bleed during my sleep cycle father, i appologize for ruining the sheets. These sheets will better suit me in the upcomming winter months.
OniEhtRedrum781
11-29-2006, 06:23 AM
The answer you seek: I had a nose bleed during my sleep cycle father, i appologize for ruining the sheets. These sheets will better suit me in the upcomming winter months.
LMAO! That was classic
. chelsey
11-29-2006, 07:02 AM
You could have washed the sheets the next morning or something, before your parents saw them
kindprincess
11-29-2006, 07:21 AM
~exasperated sigh~
kindprincess
11-29-2006, 07:22 AM
I think that was excellent advice, BFA.
If you're caught by surprise by an inexperienced girl who bleeds and then you don't have the forethought to strip the bed yourself and start your own laundry before your parents find it, something tells me you're not at all ready to be having a sexual relationship of any kind. You lack both compassion and initiative, two characteristics which are particularly critical to being a decent bed partner. Let's hope you were aware enough to use protection of some kind, but I'm not counting on that, either.
ditto...
Canadians dont know that blood stains everything? Any crime show based on fact or fiction will tell you blood does not come out of fabric in congruence with emenem's blood turns orange after the first couple times you wash it. If you did wash it and it faided to orange or a color not recognizeable as blood would most likely raise more difficult questions to answer. If you were to claim urine and i were your average parent i would wonder what the fuck your taking to turn your urine orange.
kindprincess
11-29-2006, 07:26 AM
do guys not know that you can remove blood stains with ice water if you catch it fast enough?
slipknotpsycho
11-29-2006, 07:40 AM
Canadians dont know that blood stains everything? Any crime show based on fact or fiction will tell you blood does not come out of fabric in congruence with emenem's blood turns orange after the first couple times you wash it. If you did wash it and it faided to orange or a color not recognizeable as blood would most likely raise more difficult questions to answer. If you were to claim urine and i were your average parent i would wonder what the fuck your taking to turn your urine orange.
regular AZO's... they turn your piss deep ass orange...
lmao i remember one time.. i had a friend who would take just about any pill if you told him it'd fuck you up, as long as he didn't reconize it as being otherwise... anyways i gave him two of these telling him they're going to wreck his ass... next day he comes over "dude i think i'm dying i went to take a piss and my piss had blood in it"
How fresh do the stains have to be? I doubt it was hemraging from her so it most likely dried pritty quickly.
dutch.lover
11-29-2006, 10:50 PM
one word- OxyClean!
YahtzeeG
11-29-2006, 11:40 PM
well first of all my parents were home... second of all I have enough sexual experience IMO. Clearly you guys have had sex probably 100 times more than me... I was just hoping for a clever excuse :). And believe me I know how to deal with problems. I never said it was a huge problem. Did I say the world was ending?
birdgirl73
11-29-2006, 11:52 PM
uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
Let's see . . . Well, you started a brand new thread on a public forum about it. Used all caps with extra-emphatic punctuation in part of your message. Used the term "WTF?!" And happened to say "it really sucked."
Call me madcap, but I'd say you made it fairly clear that you don't know how to deal wtih problems. And that you regarded this as a big deal. Nice attempt at back-tracking after the fact, though.
dutch.lover
11-30-2006, 12:57 AM
hahaha some boys are so immature. they pretend to be all manly and whatnot but then freak at the sight of blood. GET OVER IT!
(ps:i dont mean to generalize to every guy. there are ones out there who really are as manly as the appear.)
MaryjaneAndHashley
11-30-2006, 03:05 AM
I was kidding. I already called her up and told her not to worry about it and that it wasn't her fault. And not all virgins bleed btw. About 40% do according to wikipedia.
next question.... what do I tell my parents what happened to the sheets? I am pretty sure they know... but is there any way I can get out of this? I just threw the sheets in a dumpster... and replaced them. My dad emailed me and asked what happened to my sheets...
lmfao this is actually the funniest situation ever.
i can almost see your father being all confused about that and uncomfortable about asking you in person, so sending you an email.
priceless lol.
but in fact, it sucks.
well, i dont know how old you are, but maybe you could just tell him the truth, even though i know you're gonna come back and say ''wtf, like if i was going to do that'' but i bet hes not an idiot and is probably gonna know anyways.
caitlin_autumncoat
11-30-2006, 04:49 AM
The girl must have been really embrassed, I didn't know that actually happens.
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