You Know You're a Little Bitch When......

[MacWQ33]

LOL.

.......when you get high for the first time in college, and are scared shitless enough to call your parents pleading for them to come pick you up...and crying to them that you'll never smoke pot again.....





.......when you stand on one side of the street, pressing the button and waiting for 10 minutes for cars to pass...and there's a crosswalk....

[Nochowderforyou]

You're a little bitch when you buy a bag of weed that is underweight and give the dealer your money anyways, instead of speaking up

[MacWQ33]

You're a little bitch when you buy a bag of weed that is underweight and give the dealer your money anyways, instead of speaking up

Good one.

also....

...you know you're a little bitch when you tell everyone on the internet that you drank 2 beers and puked your stomach up....LOL....sorry to whoever...

[BizzleLuvin]

you're a little bitch when you claim your herb is 'heddies' or 'dro' or 'mega haze dankitty dank dank' when its really stinky mids. i know a kid like this. nobody hangs out with him, we avaoid hoim for the most part. i think the only reason he smokes pot is for social acceptance. he wouldnt know quality weed if he tripped over it, smoked it, then contemplated its existence.

[PaRaNoIa]

...you know you're a little bitch when you tell everyone on the internet that you drank 2 beers and puked your stomach up....LOL....sorry to whoever...

No way..

That's not possible ffs!!

:p



You're a little bitch when you get beaten up by a 14 year old.

[Skrappie]

You're a little bitch when you get beaten up by a 14 year old.

but only when youre 20 :dance:

[Skink]

when U wear a pink bra and a see thru tee...

[Nochowderforyou]

You're a bitch when you're stoned and start dancing to "Hit me baby one more time" :p

[Nochowderforyou]

Good one.

also....

...you know you're a little bitch when you tell everyone on the internet that you drank 2 beers and puked your stomach up....LOL....sorry to whoever...

Ha ha! Yeah, that's a good one.

You're a bitch when you black out from hitting a blunt. :p

[PaRaNoIa]

when U wear a pink bra and a see thru tee...

nonononono..



Well, only if it's a he.. Or, a she that holds back.:p

[MacWQ33]

No way..

That's not possible ffs!!


That's what I thought....


You're a little bitch when you spend all your time here in the 'Feedback' forum bitching about the rules and posters and mods, yet you don't post anywhere else.

[big smoke07]

Ha ha! Yeah, that's a good one.

You're a bitch when you black out from hitting a blunt. :p


Haha my friend did that. He did some elevator/rising hit bullshit and blacked out for like 10 secs.

Bitches.....

[MacWQ33]

....When you have to get your girlfriend to open the pickle jar.

[puffin tuff]

your a little bitch when you buy tampons for your woman at the store:o

[BigNugs4U]

your a little bitch when you buy tampons for your woman at the store:o


Um, no not really, although i must say - you can't help but feel like one.

I make sure to wear my ring when i gotta do stuff like that.:blueknife: :blueknife: :abduct:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I make my guy friends go to WaWa and pick me up tampons all the time. Hahaha.

You know you're a little bitch when...you brag about getting licked out at 14.

[BigNugs4U]

ha ha

[MacWQ33]

.....when you're watching football and cover your eyes during some parts...LOL

[wayoftheleaf]

babyfacedabortion i dont think your a little bitch when you brag about that at 14.

More of a little slut.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol that chick just rubbed BFA the wrong way i guess lol.... (i'm sure there are plenty of guys here dying to see them rub each other! :eek: don't kill me)

you know when your momma writes your name on all your underwear....
you know when your most fashionable dress-accessory is a pocket protector...
you know when you take your lunch to school in a brown paper bag with your name writen on it with a smiley face and a note from mommy telling you she loves you

[Pipe Dreams]

lol that chick just rubbed BFA the wrong way i guess lol.... (i'm sure there are plenty of guys here dying to see them rub each other! :eek: don't kill me)

you know when you take your lunch to school in a brown paper bag with your name writen on it with a smiley face and a note from mommy telling you she loves you

Damn.... :confused:

[MacWQ33]

lol that chick just rubbed BFA the wrong way i guess lol....

LOL!!.....Yeah I guess so, huh.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

If that THING ever "rubbed" me, I'd need a full body condom.


You know you're a little bitch when you jack people's cash behind their back because you're too scared to jump them. (happened to my friend)

[turdinathor]

when ur dealer sells you some ditch and you tell eveyone its a new strain.

[slipknotpsycho]

If that THING ever "rubbed" me, I'd need a full body condom.
:dance: :stoned: :D lmao

[BizzleLuvin]

youre a little bitch when you smoke up with friends then dip without a 'thanks for the toke, friends'

[Pipe Dreams]

If that THING ever "rubbed" me, I'd need a full body condom.


You know you're a little bitch when you jack people's cash behind their back because you're too scared to jump them. (happened to my friend)

Man females can talk some shit!!! :D:stoned:

[PaRaNoIa]

youre a little bitch when you smoke up with friends then dip without a 'thanks for the toke, friends'

That doesn't make you a bitch..


That makes you an ungrateful son of a bitch, that I would not waste my time on.

:p

[MacWQ33]

Man females can talk some shit!!! :D:stoned:

I am highly doubting that BFA is a so-called 'Man-female' in which you speak of.

LOL.

[Ivlatt]

You know you're a little bitch when all your friends are round your hospital bed cause you're so drunk you passed out, and your mum comes in and you start crying

[Maui Wowie]

Your a little bitch when you puke 3 times from one joint.

[MacWQ33]

You know you're a little bitch when all your friends are round your hospital bed cause you're so drunk you passed out, and your mum comes in and you start crying

Your a bitch if you can't handle your alcohol and end up in the hospital...lol...

[Nochowderforyou]

Your a bitch when a cop says you're free to go but you say, "you can check the car anyways" when you really have hard drugs hidden in your car. :D

I saw it on cops last night. I think my neighbors heard me yell, "You fuckin idiot!" :p

[MacWQ33]

Your the biggest bitch if your the Colts and you lose tonight, after all my other games won...and I don't win the large amount of money that I should definitely win.

[slipknotpsycho]

Your a bitch when a cop says you're free to go but you say, "you can check the car anyways" when you really have hard drugs hidden in your car. :D

I saw it on cops last night. I think my neighbors heard me yell, "You fuckin idiot!" :p

are you FUCKING SERIOUS?

[Nochowderforyou]

are you FUCKING SERIOUS?

Yes, I am so serious I can't be anymore serious. The cops exact words were, "okay, well you're free to go" and as the cop was halfway saying it, buddy says, "well you can check the car anyways." :confused: I was like, hmmm okay, and the cop finds c***k, many, many grams of it in his car. Moron!

At the end the cop even asked why he gave him permission to check his car, and the guys response was, "I didn't want to look like I was hiding anything."

I'll never forget the stupidness my own eyes witnessed watching that last night. Un-fucking-real. :p

[MacWQ33]

You know you're a bitch when you make "Orangeman" threads...

[slipknotpsycho]

lmfao.. where was it hidden? or was it kinda just scattered around? was he dealer or a user (if it is user, then i guess it's a bit more understandable, that shit can really fuck wtih your brain and judgement after awhile, i mean i should know, my dad is a bad bad crackhead and think he's god's wife and has a p***y for god and he loves the blowjobs jesus gives him, and these are all his own words.. he also seems to believe he's the last prophet and god sent him here to warn everyone the world is going to end, he actually mailed out thousands and thousands of fliers to churches all over the country.)

what did the cop say after he told him he didnt' wanna look guilty? lol i bet that cop will be telling that story for awhile to come of one of the stupidest criminals he's ever came across...

[slipknotpsycho]

You know you're a bitch when you make "Orangeman" threads...

in all fairness, i only did it to be funny after i noticed there were like 2-3 others...

[MacWQ33]

in all fairness, i only did it to be funny after i noticed there were like 2-3 others...

Fair enough, though I didn't even see your thread.

[wayoftheleaf]

I made the very FIRST orangeman post. Yall just copied me

*glares*

[ronjohn420]

I made the very FIRST orangeman post. Yall just copied me

*glares*

dude i was makin oj man threads before you were alive bro!!!
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=82815

and im NOT a bitch

and i saw that 14 yr old that BFA was talkin about..... fucking lmao

but you are a bitch when you get invited to your friends party and you cant hold your alcohol and start shit with the home owner (whos beer he was drinkin) and almost get jumped by like 15 people

fucking people

anyways later
Ronjohn

[wayoftheleaf]

ah man. Well, i started the rash of them weve had the past few days.

or at least i think i did.

ah well go figure.

[hipEstoner]

you know your a bitch when you act all crazy when u smoke bud and you cough while ur hittin the bong and u get the bud wet, you know your a buitch when u drop ur bud in the snow, you know your a bitch when u drop your bowl off the skilift, you know your a bitch when you get drunk and throw up all over ur freinds house, you know your a bitch when u push someone of your roof, you know your a bitch when you climb an tree 80 feet and cant get down so your freinds toos you up ciggs bud and coca cola

[MacWQ33]

LOL....here's a big one...

You are such a little bitch when you put little bitchie shit in your signature...with a disclaimer or some shit...everything you say is a lie and shit..and you don't engage in illegal activity, or really smoke mary...let me tell ya, that's definitely being a Bitch! (yeah, with a capital letter..)

[MacWQ33]

you know your a bitch when you get drunk and throw up all over ur freinds house

Or throw up on your friend.....or....your girlfriend. Or even worse, a girl you want to be your girlfriend...lol.

[slipknotpsycho]

LOL....here's a big one...

You are such a little bitch when you put little bitchie shit in your signature...with a disclaimer or some shit...everything you say is a lie and shit..and you don't engage in illegal activity, or really smoke mary...let me tell ya, that's definitely being a Bitch! (yeah, with a capital letter..)

lol what these people don't understand is that if some law enforcement DID decide to come after them, that disclaimer would not save them, nor, would it discourage them from trying to come after you if they decided to.

i had one at some point, something along the lines of "i use and condone the growth and or use of anything legal or illegal respectively. anything i say is based on my own experience, and can and should be used to assist in activities illegal in nature."

somethign like that anyways :rolleyes:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

LOL....here's a big one...

You are such a little bitch when you put little bitchie shit in your signature...with a disclaimer or some shit...everything you say is a lie and shit..and you don't engage in illegal activity, or really smoke mary...let me tell ya, that's definitely being a Bitch! (yeah, with a capital letter..)


Hey, hey, hey...I started that shit back like in february when I had cops hunting around my internet activity, just to sorta fuck with 'em.


You know you're a little bitch when you think you're such a hard ass doing heroin at your sister's house and yet she has to find out from your friends.

[MacWQ33]

lol what these people don't understand is that if some law enforcement DID decide to come after them, that disclaimer would not save them, nor, would it discourage them from trying to come after you if they decided to.

i had one at some point, something along the lines of "i use and condone the growth and or use of anything legal or illegal respectively. anything i say is based on my own experience, and can and should be used to assist in activities illegal in nature."

somethign like that anyways :rolleyes:

Soo true...lol but some people are not very realistic i guess



Ok...you are a bitch if you happen to sneeze while taking a piss, thus, redirecting your stream in a direction not known as the toilet bowl...


I was this bitch about 10 minutes ago....


LOL.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

BWAHAHAH!!!

[BizzleLuvin]

youre a bitch when the only excuse you can conjur as to why you're afraid/dont want to smoke herb is: 'I dont like the smell'. twat!

[MacWQ33]

youre a bitch when the only excuse you can conjur as to why you're afraid/dont want to smoke herb is: 'I dont like the smell'. twat!

Or..."because its illegal".....fucking bitch.

[ronjohn420]

LOL....here's a big one...

You are such a little bitch when you put little bitchie shit in your signature...with a disclaimer or some shit...everything you say is a lie and shit..and you don't engage in illegal activity, or really smoke mary...let me tell ya, that's definitely being a Bitch! (yeah, with a capital letter..)

yeah youre a bigger bitch when you have to talk shit about people on a website for no fucking reason.....

thats just a bitch move in itself (oh...... with a capital letter)
bitch!

later:thumbsup:
Ronjohn

[MacWQ33]

yeah youre a bigger bitch when you have to talk shit about people on a website for no fucking reason.....

thats just a bitch move in itself (oh...... with a capital letter)
bitch!

later:thumbsup:
Ronjohn

LOL...didn't mean to offend sir. But why, you wouldn't have one of those disclaimers would you?.....Oh silly little bitches.....

[ronjohn420]

LOL...didn't mean to offend sir. But why, you wouldn't have one of those disclaimers would you?.....Oh silly little bitches.....

hey man..... it may not help me in the long run, but ill take any armor i can get, right???

im not gonna give people a damn red carpet to come and get me, there is a place there which is made for disclaimers and things of that matter

so im going to take advantage of it..... atleast it would back me up in a court of law for unlawful search and seziure when nothing is found:thumbsup:

theres a back up plan to everything man

you want to call me a bitch.... go ahead man, words dont hurt that bad.
esp. when i know they wouldnt say it to me in person

sometimes i think people just start shit on here to feel better about them selves cause it doesnt prove any points....

did it...

later mac
Ron

[ronjohn420]

oh yeah.. back to the topic

you know youre a bitch when you too scared to put any personal info, age, pics or "additional info" on here because youre afraid to get caught even though all authorities and even mods can track your ip address

yeah that tops the bitch scale there =)

[MacWQ33]

You are a little bitch when you don't realize that this whole thread is a joke for the purpose of curing boredom...and these words are not meant to hurt anyone's feelings.

BTW

Your a bitch if this thread hurts your feelings.

[fackfackfack]

No way..

That's not possible ffs!!

:p



You're a little bitch when you get beaten up by a 14 year old.

been there done that.... except i was the 14 year old :D

[fackfackfack]

oh yeah.. back to the topic

you know youre a bitch when you too scared to put any personal info, age, pics or "additional info" on here because youre afraid to get caught even though all authorities and even mods can track your ip address

yeah that tops the bitch scale there =)


yet look at the thing in your sig. it's cool though no harm intended just letting you know...i got one too

you know your a little bitch when you pass out on your first j. :D
and yes it's happened to kids i know.

[slipknotpsycho]

oh god i'm a bitch....

wait, what does it make you when a female dog is always trying to hump you? i had a pit bull awhile back, named lady, she'd always try to hump me.. sometimes i'd be laying on the bed and she'd jump up, use her legs to grab onto both of my legs, digging her claws into my calfs and start humping at me.... or she'd jump on my leg and i'd go to walk off and she'd clench on tight as hell and hump while hopping to keep up with me walking....

and yes i've had a dog hump my ass unfortunately, through clothing but i felt violeted nonetheless... it was a boxer, my uncles dog.. i was rolling and crawling around on the floor just fucking around and the next thing i know this big ass dog jumps up on my back and starts humping >.< i felt very violated...

[slipknotpsycho]

i still wanna know what it makes you when a female dog humps you!!

if a male dog humping you makes you a bitch, does a female make you a bastard? :confused:

[MacWQ33]

This is a funny thread if you read it through again lol.


You're a bitch if 'Titanic' chokes you up.

[couch-potato]

You're a bitch if you have ever declined a free hit at a party.

[NightProwler]

your a little bitch when you give a kid 90 bucks for a half ounce, and he tells you he got busted the next day. primises to get you the money back though. 2 weeks later i asked hima bout it and he was a complete dick. told me to forget about it.

i kind of HAD to be the litte bitch tho cuz hes way bigger and older and a motherfucking assholejackasssonofabitch

[slipknotpsycho]

a baseball bat would level the playing field :rolleyes: or you can always make friends with someone bigger... scare the piss out of him, make him get it <.< you don't just HAVE to tolerate having your money taken... it's just a matter of what you would go through to get it back lol.

[MacWQ33]

a baseball bat would level the playing field :rolleyes: or you can always make friends with someone bigger... scare the piss out of him, make him get it <.< you don't just HAVE to tolerate having your money taken... it's just a matter of what you would go through to get it back lol.

Ya....you just gotta stop being the little bitch in which you claim to be.

[graph]

You know you're a bitch when a male dog comes up from behind you and starts humping your ass.

I think you have a very twisted view of canine anatomy.:thumbsup:

You know you're a little bitch when you spend your free time on a website about pot. Ouch, I made myself feel bad.

Just the beat of a different drum, my friends.

[biohazard]

youre a little bitch when you spend 400$ on clothing and rings/etc with hemp leaves on them, being a poser. - after you only smoked weed a few times before

great thread :)

[£hustler£]

when you buy weed by the gram not by the key

[MacWQ33]

You know your a big bitch when you try to play moderator, and if someone makes a thread on something other than marijuana, you tell them its not allowed.

[lil josh]

your a btch when you get offered weed but say naah ive already smoked 2 phat joints b4 i got ere im well stoned ill pass when really you aint smoked shit

[Villui]

You're a little bitch when you buy a bag of weed that is underweight and give the dealer your money anyways, instead of speaking up

lol

[iwantFUEGO]

You are a little bitch when you don't realize that this whole thread is a joke for the purpose of curing boredom...and these words are not meant to hurt anyone's feelings.

BTW

Your a bitch if this thread hurts your feelings.

I mean.... my feelings were kinda hurt...:p

And btw i dont care if you think im a bitch... if i ever get taken to court i atleast have something that i can use to defend myself...

"Fuck you judge. If you would have just read the damn disclaimer you would know its fake and my time would not have been wasted."

[MacWQ33]

If you think soccer is better than football. :p



(For those about to reach through the computer and E-strangle me...its all in good fun...)

[slipknotpsycho]

when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you dump bleach all over her shit (lol i had to.)

[MacWQ33]

when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you dump bleach all over her shit (lol i had to.)

LOL...I read that the other day too....its a good one though, but she musta did something fucked up to him (that she either did or did not say..I didn't read the whole thread) for him to do that.

[VoidLivesOn]

You're a bitch if you're a female dog.

[MacWQ33]

You're hovering on that line of little bitchness when you think another football thread is in order and post football thread number 27. LOL.

[MacWQ33]

I guess it wouldn't hurt to bring this one back as well. If you are looking for a good laugh...start from the beginning...pretty funny shit...

[MacWQ33]

Alright..I guess I'll start the second (or third?) wave after gathering some info.

You know you're a little bitch when you truly believe 'weed' and 'skunk' are much more than marijuana slang and are different 'strains' of cannabis. But the bitchness doesn't even kick in until you make a poll about it, and everyone has no idea wtf you're talking about. (Rec.)

[slipknotpsycho]

you know you're a little bitch when you talk down on people for smoking, and you don't even have the first clue about weed... :p

[MacWQ33]

Fourth wave.

...when you tell mods to close threads.

...when you try to get people banned.

...when you get my thread about sticky's in sexuality closed (lol jk)

...when you tell people not to talk about other drugs.

...when you think Coors Light is better than Miller Lite (lol)

...when you don't like a genre of music so you just straight up say it sucks.

...when you roll gram blunts and say it's an 8th.

...when you think it's a good idea to roll weed with a bubble gum wrapper.

...when you think it's a good idea to roll weed with lined paper.

...when you think it's a good idea to smoke seeds and stems.

...when you think holding hits for a minute is the way to go.

...when you shit on people who drink alcohol.

...when you 'trip' on weed.

...when you won't get a job, because you want to smoke weed all day.

...when you lie about high scores on rabbit games (joke).

...when you try to stick up for Canada (again..joke).

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

you know your a little bitch if you listen to cher.

[slipknotpsycho]

Fourth wave.

...when you tell mods to close threads.

...when you try to get people banned.

...when you get my thread about sticky's in sexuality closed (lol jk)

...when you tell people not to talk about other drugs.

...when you think Coors Light is better than Miller Lite (lol)

...when you don't like a genre of music so you just straight up say it sucks.

...when you roll gram blunts and say it's an 8th.

...when you think it's a good idea to roll weed with a bubble gum wrapper.

...when you think it's a good idea to roll weed with lined paper.

...when you think it's a good idea to smoke seeds and stems.

...when you think holding hits for a minute is the way to go.

...when you shit on people who drink alcohol.

...when you 'trip' on weed.

...when you won't get a job, because you want to smoke weed all day.

...when you lie about high scores on rabbit games (joke).

...when you try to stick up for Canada (again..joke).

hey hey hey now.. i'm not no bitch but i've done a couple of those... if i make a thread and then i soon realize it's going to draw in a bunch a little bitches who wanna run their mouth, you're damn right ima ask to have it closed (why do you think my resin sticky is closed?) and try to get people banned... would you want to be seein that same dick head every day, or would you try to get him away from you? lol...

other then that... i pretty much agree...

but one thing... COUNTRY MUSIC DOES SUCK!!!

"my girlfriend left me, my dog died, my truck is broke and i'm about to lose the ranch.."

who wants to listen to that shit all day??? i got enough in my life to be depressed about, i don't need music to add to it.. :p

[iwantFUEGO]

You know your kind of ghey when your preferred method of passing time is sitting on your computer and listing human qualities that you think makes someone else a "bitch"...

[MacWQ33]

Haha...that's fine...bitchness only occurs when you post that you want someone elses thread closed due to some stupid reasons like 'they were talking about drugs!' or 'they hurt my feelings.' ;)

[MacWQ33]

...when you can't take a joke.

...when you can't let a comment I made 4 months ago go, even though I was right.

...when you disagree that anything I stated above does not qualify for little-bitchness (except for Slip).

[iwantFUEGO]

you already used that one... gotta try again :p

[geonagual]

your a bitch when.....

your afraid to stick a knife through the middle of your hand

[memoryburner]

when you never pay for weed and just smoke other peoples stash....when you constantly try to show off purposly....when you wear a shirt from a musician that you dont even listen to, just because other people wear it. (like ppl at my school who wear bob marley shirts...and have never heard a single song by him...and dont have any clue as to what "rastafarian" means)

[MacWQ33]

...when you make stupid little disclamiers that are NOT going to do jack shit in court, and when you try, the judge and the whole court room just starts laughing at you.

Oh wait...I already used that one too...fuck it, it's a good one though. :thumbsup:

[iwantFUEGO]

your a little bitch when you automatically assume that someone is talking about you in a "little bitch" thread...

:D

[MacWQ33]

You were talking to me though..I don't...get it?

[iwantFUEGO]

your a little bitch when you think that iwantFUEGO is going to remove his disclaimer because some nobody gave their opinion...which we all know are just like assholes...

That time i was talking to you. :hippy:

[slipknotpsycho]

your a bitch when.....

your afraid to stick a knife through the middle of your hand

well i can't be known as a bitch.. so.. ~grabs knife~ i guess i'll see yal again when i'm back from the hosptial...

[MacWQ33]

Nah man, why would I want you to remove it...it's going to help you in the long run. And damn right I'm an asshole. Not really a 'nobody' considering the respect I get when I post here...and that fact I don't have to disable my rep. Never really heard of you though.

But I'm done..you've made me post some immature comments in which I don't like to do (yes the above were immature, but a joke dude, come on now). I like to give the high school kids here (who are probably the majority) some sort of respect as to not hurt their much needed self-esteem, and sorry if I crossed that line with yours.

[slipknotpsycho]

your a little bitch when you think that iwantFUEGO is going to remove his disclaimer because some nobody gave their opinion...which we all know are just like assholes...

That time i was talking to you. :hippy:

i'd have to agree with mac, you were specificly targeting him... i mean you can say you weren't.. but come the fuck on.... he can type... and he doesn't make completey assanine statements... he's obviously not an idiot like some of the members we've seen here....

[MacWQ33]

Good looks Slip.

I've explained time and time again that this thread was/is all in good fun..some people are just very insecure with themselves I guess.

And it's not like I'm the only one who's posted here...105 posts of humurous comments aimed at members, events, and hypothetical situations...get over it.

[iwantFUEGO]

I apologize if i was too straight forward... thats just who i am.

Nobody was crying on my side of the computer screen...

Surprising to see the first person to call timeout was the person who started the damn thing....oh well.

[iwantFUEGO]

And for the record, i never called you an asshole...

That statement was derived from the phrase: "Opinions are like assholes, EVERYONE has one".

But i should have known that it would be prone to misunderstanding.

[MacWQ33]

Oh fuck no...no time out...I'm just not dealing with insecure high schoolers anymore...it was fun while it lasted, but I'm done with you boy. Keep 'em coming guys...(I started the thread not that little escapade in which you're probably so damn proud of yourself for)

No understanding...I am an asshole.

Bill, you know I'm in it for the amusement obviously, but some kids get offended...he's probably been thinking about that disclaimer comment everyday for 4 months...I really didn't mean to disrupt your life with it..I never would have said it.

Good fun!

[geonagual]

I am amused...but mostly with slips post. He ain't no bitch...he stuck a knife throgh the middle of his hand...HARDCORE through and through.

[iwantFUEGO]

Once again... its your opinion that I'm insecure...

Also your opinion that I'm a highschooler...

The "escapade" was all in fun as far as i was concerned... but i guess some people can only dish it out.

[MacWQ33]

Slip's a team player.

[slipknotpsycho]

Pfft, I bet he bled.

nope, i've bled so much in my life, my clotting blood properties automaticly know to be on stand-by alert... ima have a stroke at 30 cuz of it :p i never bleed anymore... those cells are way too damn fast...

[MacWQ33]

Cheers.

Slip may have started bleeding, but he's sucking up the blood as it pours out to avoid what Bill has appointed as 'being a bitch' lol.

Edit: Or that^^ lol.

[slipknotpsycho]

wait.. do you want me to bleed or not? cuz i can't do both! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO NOT BE A BITCH!!!!???

[slipknotpsycho]

what i'm supposed to recover both hands in tact, or am i to sculpt these 'hands' out of my shit after they go through my digestive track?

i just need to make sure before i do this...

[slipknotpsycho]

ok am i supposed to sculpt them out of shit... or what?

never mind, you meant for me to only eat my fingers.... ok will do.

[DJ R]

ok am i supposed to sculpt them out of shit... or what?

never mind, you meant for me to only eat my fingers.... ok will do.

No, I think the original intent was for you to have fingerless, diarrhea poopy shit ass hands.

And you're a little bitch if...

-You puke after drinking and smoking and eating two orders of wings and you still don't understand what went wrong.
-You think SLOMing is a real high school phenomenon.
-You think Carlos Mencia is funny.
-You think overrated Jeff Foxworthy routines like this are anything but mindless banter.

[Maui Wowie]

You know when your a little bitch when you jack 4 of your friends Red Rocket E tabs, (100% pure) then call the cops when you get jumped.