Getting old sucks

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

Think about it. The life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get that right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever. Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old crap ... just sucks!

[Splifted]

lmfao. cityboy, you rule.

[mfqr]

Think about it. The life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get that right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever. Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old crap ... just sucks!

Word.

[crudemood]

I like the way you think City Boy.

[Mercsix8six]

thats fricken funny lmao

[GrowinGranny]

Oh yeah, works for me...

[ilovebecky]

Oh man. Wow.

[justinsane]

that... is somehow the most... logical wish id ever encountered..

[surreys princess]

that was...awesome :thumbsup:

[aznson01]

wow that would be awesome

[ridethefire]

Def rep point for that! :thumbsup:

[memoryburner]

thats one of the best ideas ever

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Think about it. The life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get that right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever. Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old crap ... just sucks!

have you been watchin red dwarf?

[Reefer Rogue]

You must be high as hell.

[fasterspider]

you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old crap ... just sucks!
Getting older is not so bad but some of the things that go with it suck for sure.

I like your plan,:dance: I would sign up for that in a heart beat because finishing it all off with an orgasm is how I want to die anyways.:thumbsup:

[poiuyt]

You must be high as hell.

that is what i was thinking

[Grape Ape]

Did you just think of that right now, wow, heavy stuff man. :D
That'd be one crazy life.

[The Skunky Skunk]

wow dude i never thought about it like that before....

[Expired]

Haha, that is awesome , nice thinking , never though of it like that before :thumbsup:

[johnnyAKABob]

deep......

[Maui Wowie]

Now that's poetry.

[BobBong]

Alright.. if the last thing i'm going to have to see in my life is my mom's cootch.. you can count me out...

[frog1]

not so dude im 56 and love every day of it the life i had to get here was great the things i saw and did you would not be able to do and life is right now got a woman i love verry much and have for 27 yr got 4 grown kids life is just getting better as time goes by

[NextLineIsMine]

Im more afraid of aging than dying. Im not a big old people person, just sucks to know i'll have to be one some day