Dumbass criminal near me...

[JaggedEdge]

One of the nearby towns bank was robbed a couple of days ago. He was quickly caught though, because the police station was directly across the street. The cops could have strolled over to the bank and caught this idiot. How can people be so stupid?

[wayoftheleaf]

I read in the newspaper how a dude was in a high speed chase, and crashed his car into a police station.

[Frivolous248]

Hey man, shit happens. People who do that kinda stuff usually ain't to bright to begin with. Otherwise, they wouldn't be doin' that shit!

Someone here posted how they knew people rolled up in like a FBI/CIA place in a hotboxed car, haha.

[LIP]

I was watching TV and some dumb theif burgled someones home, took almost everything and left aload of his business cards behind, with his business address, phone number and opening times. Some people will never learn.