Davidj56
11-22-2006, 03:07 AM
UN-FUCKING-BELIVABLE Is all i have to say! Here is my story.
Ok i was a LONG time smoker, In fact a week before my probation piss test I smoked a whole quater all by myself. I had 6 days to get clean or i would go to jail, Those were the roughest 6 days of my LIFE.
Here is how i got clean.
I have heard many rumors claming that drinking load's of water wont help, Well I have something to tell you people that think that "BULLSHIT" I drank LOAD'S of water. I would have to say with in those 6 days i drank atleast close to 9-15 gallons of water! Plus I went for a mile run for the whole 6 day's! After the run I would turn the water on in my tub and maker sure it was steamy in my bathroom, Then I would sit in my tub while it was nice and steamy. After I felt i sweated enough i would take my normal shower, I did this for 6 days straight and passed with flying color's. I didnt take no bullshit detoxifer no bullshit hiding agent's you know why I didnt take them? "BECAUSE THEY DONT WORK!!" I have proof they dont work to, I took one of those shity detoxifers and failed my drug test HORROIBLY. But with some smooth talking, I talked myself out of 4 days in jail!
This is some advice for you long time smokers, If you have an upcoming drug test PLEASE, PLEASE! Follow these instructions and i swear to you YOU WILL PASS! I know if i did ANYONE WILL!
The Steps.
1.Make sure you give your self atleast 8-10 days to stop smoking BEFORE your test.
2.In those 8-10 days drink as much water as you possibly can each day.
3.Run every day! Run as hard as you can, Then follow the run with a relaxing sauna in your shower!
4.Do this for 8-10 days and you are GUARENTTED TO BE CLEAN! If it worked for me it can work for ANYONE!!:thumbsup:
5.On the day you have to take your piss test, Drink atleast 1-2 Glasses of pickle juice, The pickle juice will give your pee color, This is good so that your p/o or your boss dont think your trying to water down the test!
Ok i was a LONG time smoker, In fact a week before my probation piss test I smoked a whole quater all by myself. I had 6 days to get clean or i would go to jail, Those were the roughest 6 days of my LIFE.
Here is how i got clean.
I have heard many rumors claming that drinking load's of water wont help, Well I have something to tell you people that think that "BULLSHIT" I drank LOAD'S of water. I would have to say with in those 6 days i drank atleast close to 9-15 gallons of water! Plus I went for a mile run for the whole 6 day's! After the run I would turn the water on in my tub and maker sure it was steamy in my bathroom, Then I would sit in my tub while it was nice and steamy. After I felt i sweated enough i would take my normal shower, I did this for 6 days straight and passed with flying color's. I didnt take no bullshit detoxifer no bullshit hiding agent's you know why I didnt take them? "BECAUSE THEY DONT WORK!!" I have proof they dont work to, I took one of those shity detoxifers and failed my drug test HORROIBLY. But with some smooth talking, I talked myself out of 4 days in jail!
This is some advice for you long time smokers, If you have an upcoming drug test PLEASE, PLEASE! Follow these instructions and i swear to you YOU WILL PASS! I know if i did ANYONE WILL!
The Steps.
1.Make sure you give your self atleast 8-10 days to stop smoking BEFORE your test.
2.In those 8-10 days drink as much water as you possibly can each day.
3.Run every day! Run as hard as you can, Then follow the run with a relaxing sauna in your shower!
4.Do this for 8-10 days and you are GUARENTTED TO BE CLEAN! If it worked for me it can work for ANYONE!!:thumbsup:
5.On the day you have to take your piss test, Drink atleast 1-2 Glasses of pickle juice, The pickle juice will give your pee color, This is good so that your p/o or your boss dont think your trying to water down the test!