Pipe Dreams
11-21-2006, 04:37 PM
So Ive been thinkin for a while about joining the Air Force and whatnot, and after a long talk with my girlfriend early this morning, I decided to go to the recruiting office today and enlist.
So I get down there, and Im talking to the captain in the office there, and shes taking my information, and she asks the question that killed me: Have you ever been in trouble with the law, you know, speeding tickets, been arrested, anything?
I sat there for a few seconds, before telling her that I had a posession and paraphanila charge and a weapons charge.
"well, that makes you ineligable to join the Air Force, sorry."
Isnt that some bullshit? The military needs bad mother fuckers :p like me in it!
So I get down there, and Im talking to the captain in the office there, and shes taking my information, and she asks the question that killed me: Have you ever been in trouble with the law, you know, speeding tickets, been arrested, anything?
I sat there for a few seconds, before telling her that I had a posession and paraphanila charge and a weapons charge.
"well, that makes you ineligable to join the Air Force, sorry."
Isnt that some bullshit? The military needs bad mother fuckers :p like me in it!