CityBoyGoneCountry
11-18-2006, 05:53 PM
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You send money to PBS.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
The music your parents always hated is now played on the classic rock station.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You send money to PBS.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
The music your parents always hated is now played on the classic rock station.