Are you a Jew?

[LIP]

I am... Now post... are YOU?

In all seriousness, dont be assholes and post shit..

I said about a Jew thread in another thread... it surprised me how many they're are on here, i thought i was one of only a couple.

Anyways...

R to L ;)

Im un-orthodox, and i love sausages...

[AlwaysBlazed]

I''m a jew, represent.

:rasta:

oh yeah and im not religious at all im actually athiest just brought up as a jew

[savagepossum]

this reminds me of BORAT that film is fucking hilarious!!!

[LIP]

^ Yes, Borat and Ali G and Bruno are very funny, and i know Sacha Baron Cohen, the guy that plays all those charators. He's jewish, thats why he can get away with it, cos EVERYONE knows he's not serious.

[PaRaNoIa]

I'm atheist

[Bong30]

Borat is a jew from England I believe......


I am Catholic. But we are Jewdeo Christians, cause Jesus was a Jew.

Jewdism could exist without christianity
but
Christianity could not exist with out jewdism.

I stand in support of all Jews around the world, and will fight for them as they were my own.

sorry to be so heavy lip......

we are living in strange days.

[phoenix]

I''m a jew, represent.

:rasta:

oh yeah and im not religious at all im actually athiest just brought up as a jew

Same here man.

Why were Jews chosen as the world's scapegoat? Like..I don't get it, but everyone pretty much hates jews.

[PotHeed420]

Da Ali G show is funny as hell, when he was trying to teach the dog to attack jews. lmao

[birdgirl73]

No, I'm not a Jew. Come from a long line of Protestant Christians. (And I myself am basically agnostic.)

I happen to have a special affection for Jews, however. So many have contributed so much to modern society in the areas of medicine, science and art. And they've done that despite the fact they've faced tremendous hardships and prejudice along the way. I find that tremendously impressive.

[smoke it]

my mothers a jew, so i guess i am, but i dont whatsoever follow it. im an atheist at heart

[bsanderson]

for real Hebrew Hammer in da house. B, for real.

Mordechai

[mfqr]

Borat likes Jews.

[surreys princess]

i was going to start a thread like this lip, as you mentioned in my previous post, but i couldnt figure out how to word it!! i am also a jew....i had no idea there were so many of us....i have never toked with a jew besides my sister....wow...

shalom..
princess

[Frivolous248]

Same here man.

Why were Jews chosen as the world's scapegoat? Like..I don't get it, but everyone pretty much hates jews.

I really don't think people HATE Jews...its just that they can be an easy punch-line for jokes a lot of the time.

I don't hate Jews, but I will often joke about them, claiming I am Jewish because I pick up quarters.

Ever wonder why Jews have big noses?

Cause air is free!

Ah, its all in good fun. I've nothing against Jews. Smoke on you Jews!

[wayoftheleaf]

No, I'm not a Jew. Come from a long line of Protestant Christians. (And I myself am basically agnostic.)

I happen to have a special affection for Jews, however. So many have contributed so much to modern society in the areas of medicine, science and art. And they've done that despite the fact they've faced tremendous hardships and prejudice along the way. I find that tremendously impressive.

I feel the same way on all these points, I am agnostic as well.

[burnable]

I did my humanities oral report on Jews. The strong sense of identity, the intellectual and artistic/comedic contributions they've made, the absurd reasons people have for anti-semitism. I heard one rabbi say that the jews were meant to be dispersed so that they might bless and prosper society around them. That's what ive personally noticed about Jews. this thread kicks ass

[LIP]

Wow, thanks guys. I didnt know if this would be a sucess, but hey, it aint too bad lol.

The only other Jew's i've toked with is my cuz Geoff... and he has the sterotypical big nose... and i mean BIG.. lol...

He's about 13 years older than me... and when i was a kid i used to grab his nose lol.

But yeah like i said before, i didnt realise they're was this many of us here.

It's like.. well i dunno, but im alot happier... i feel even more at home here now.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

My father's jewish, and i've been told ur mother has to be jewish for it to be passed down, but either way, i was brought up catholic..

[phillysluts420]

im jewish !

[phoenix]

I believe we've got three times as many Jews here than at my high school. Hurray!

Yeah I joke about it too Friv..but like in middle school, I didn't know how to handle it as much and it sort of got me down.

[LIP]

When i was at school i was bullied constantly about being a Jew, and it's nothing other than racism. I was too embarrased to tell anyone, not even my mates, so in the end, i found out who it was starting all the shit, and put him in hospital. Yes, thats extreme, but it had been going on for about 3 years, so all in all, i think it was right to nearly kill him. That stopped it permantly.

[jamstigator]

My woman's Jewish. I'm German-Irish if you're talking about ethnicity, and if you're talking about religion, then I'm not anything. Got nothing against Jews here (obviously). In fact, not to over-generalize too much, but I've always found Jews to be smarter than average, and generally pretty friendly. Took me a while in junior high to figure out why some of the bullies picked on the kid with the yarmulka, since I just thought it was a little hat. And even when someone explained that he was Jewish, I still didn't understand why that made him a target. Guess I still don't understand that; he was a really nice guy.

[JunkYard]

I didn't realize there were so many jewish people here. As for me, I'm just human...aren't we all, though? :)


Much Love,

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'm a weird jew..small nose, blue eyes, almost black hair. So I don't look it. But yeah man, jew represent.

[Lethal G]

nope, I'm not jewish. I'm agnostic.

[newbieb]

jew from new york

[SyR1S]

my moms jewish so i guess i am... J J J J JJ JEW UNIT!

[newbieb]

also if you're jewish and never went to israel and over the age of 18 theres a thing thats called birthright they'll take you there for free and pay for your hotel

[phoenix]

Yeah, but the thing is, like...malls get suicide bombed.

I think I'll pass on my visit to Israel for a few thousand more years. :( Someone stop that shit in the middle east, please.

[GrowinGranny]

Bet I'm the only Jewish granny here....here, have some more chicken soup....what

[mrdevious]

Could somebody please explain to me why so many people in the world hate Jews? I mean the only reason I've ever heard is that the "jews" killed Jesus. And that's just stupid because you're persecuting the descendents of jews, and jews who have relation to those who killed Jesus only through religious affiliation, all for the actions of a few. In which case you might as well blame all of christianity for the actions of George Bush. Just imagine that argument; "did you hear, the christians invaded Iraq. We'll never let then live it down!"

[jamstigator]

Racism, jealousy, fear, those are probably the main reasons why people hate Jews. The jealousy arises from the fact that many Jews are very successful, and Jewish parents tend to heavily stress education so Jews are often intelligent and educated (which probably helps with the success too). For the yarmulka-wearing and orthodox Jews, the clothing makes them different, and people tend to fear what's different from themselves. The racism, well, that comes about just because some folks are racist assholes.

Honestly, I've never really understood the persecution of Jews myself. Yeah, they have some different customs or whatever, but so what, I don't see why that's a big deal to others. It's not like Jews are out there trying to force their customs on anyone else, or convert people to Judaism.

[socialinjustice]

im not jewish, but i lived in a dorm that was 80% jewish and i have come to one conclusion about jews...they all smoke pot, all of them

[socialinjustice]

Could somebody please explain to me why so many people in the world hate Jews? I mean the only reason I've ever heard is that the "jews" killed Jesus. And that's just stupid because you're persecuting the descendents of jews, and jews who have relation to those who killed Jesus only through religious affiliation, all for the actions of a few. In which case you might as well blame all of christianity for the actions of George Bush. Just imagine that argument; "did you hear, the christians invaded Iraq. We'll never let then live it down!"

ive also learned that jews tend to look out solely for themselves for the most part...maybe this has to do with why a lot of people dont like them. personally i have jewish friends, and theyre fuckin hilarious. as for "the christians invading Iraq" statement. if you havent realized it yet, that is exactly what it is. no one in the media will admit to it, but it is a holy war. radical muslims wanting to kill everyone except muslims? (specifically christians). christians wanting to surpress the radical muslim faith? sounds like a religious war to me. and i guess i shouldnt being saying "radical muslims" being that it is very evident there are shit tons of them, therefore its moreso common muslim beliefs rather than radical ones. ok enough rambling( sorry i just really hate the society that has been created, i mean, does anyone ever think that no one is right? and God acknowledges the fact that youre praying to him, no matter what faith? we all share the same God, whether you like it or not, its true)

[mrdevious]

ive also learned that jews tend to look out solely for themselves for the most part...maybe this has to do with why a lot of people dont like them. personally i have jewish friends, and theyre fuckin hilarious. as for "the christians invading Iraq" statement. if you havent realized it yet, that is exactly what it is. no one in the media will admit to it, but it is a holy war. radical muslims wanting to kill everyone except muslims? (specifically christians). christians wanting to surpress the radical muslim faith? sounds like a religious war to me. and i guess i shouldnt being saying "radical muslims" being that it is very evident there are shit tons of them, therefore its moreso common muslim beliefs rather than radical ones. ok enough rambling( sorry i just really hate the society that has been created, i mean, does anyone ever think that no one is right? and God acknowledges the fact that youre praying to him, no matter what faith? we all share the same God, whether you like it or not, its true)

Sorry man, but you've totally missed my point. I know full well it's largely a holy war, but the point I was making is that you can't just say "the christians invaded Iraq" anymore than "The Jews killed Jesus". In either case you are pinning personal responsibility on the many, whether or not they are from the same time of the events, for the actions of a few. To put it another way, it was 2 students that shot up columbine; but you can't just say "I hate students because they shot up a school", because it was only the actions of a few that are being pinned on the many. It's that same mentality (not yours, the described one here) that drive people to put a nice simple face on things and say "muslims attacked america", rather than accepting that it's only a small percentage of muslims that do so and the situation can't be made so simple just by linking different people to one action by some common affiliation.

[Pass That Shit]

That was booty :(

They removed my joke out of this thread. I understand that it was out of context but on the flip side this is a stoner forum right?
IT WAS A JOKE, I heard it and I repeated it, it wasn't any personal attack on anyone. I apologize to anyone who took offense to it.

I'm sure plenty of jewish people did not take offense to it. Where's the freedom of speech? Does it exist here? I'm very surprised that you guys removed a joke from a stoner forum :confused:

And by the way, money does not grow on trees :thumbsup: If that joke were true I would be rich cause I grow alot of trees :D

[LIP]

It didnt offend me.

and money DOES grow on tree's... Well, what kind LOL?

[Pass That Shit]

Good point :thumbsup:

Money DOES grow on trees. And plenty :pimp:

[Immolation]

I wish I were Jewish.:cool:

[surreys princess]

i beg to differ with you social injustice....you should do some more reading..jews are very involved in causes other than jewish related things..did you know jews were the first ones to march with the afro americans during the civil rights era? we also have something called the interfaith league in our synagogues through each town, which amongst other things, helps other religions and their causes..i highly resent the remark no matter how you meant it..i mean, no offense and all, but that was really an ignorant statement..maybe you could give google a spin or something..i wasnt aware people didnt like jews, especially since we "look out for each other"..i always thought that it was called intolerance and closed mindedness...thank you for pointing this out to me..

the iraq war? a holy war? isnt that a war the americans are fighting for bush so he can get his oil pipeline? it isnt about religion..it is about politics and the good ol boys....the US just wants to change everyone to be like them, even though these people have lived this way their whole lives..this is just my opinion.. (the above is fact)

princess

[surreys princess]

oh yeah....i forgot.....to answer some things that were mentioned..

1. you are only jewish if your mother is jewish..it is fathers name mothers blood, by jewish law..and not only that, but you have to convert if your mom isnt jewish and are the lowest on the caste scale as there are 3 levels of jews and your level distinguishes your honours and priviledges within the synagogue..

2. why do people think you have to look a certain way to be a jew? i have seen lots of christians with big noses and dark curly hair..i have seen blonde hair and blue eyed jews..i think people confuse this with sabra's, or israeli's, who have these features, which are regional really..

ok..i think i am done now... :D

princess

[socialinjustice]

yea my buddy from alabama is jewish, has blonde hair, green eyes maybe? didnt know he was jewish till he told me

[aznson01]

no im not but i heard borat was full of jokes about jews and ali g is a jew haha i wanna c it so bad

[LIP]

Some people are offended by Ali G/ Borat [Sacha Baron Cohen] because they think he's being racist, infact, he's highlighting important faults in todays sociaty, which is that they're is still racism in this world, and by doing that, he's seeing if the people he's with are racists... Like the scetch in country signing place... all those people joined in, i dont know weather they thought it was a joke or not, but Sacha Baron Cohen is funny, and also Jewish.

I actually know him in real life lol.

And surreys princess is right, not all Jew's have big noses and dark hair [Although, i must admit, alot of my family, and the two friends i have that are Jewish do have big noses lol]

[shoi]

my friend is...

[Weed_Smoka]

i'm a jew
a messianic jew acctualy (a jew who belives jesus is the messiah)
Jews for life man!!
and i'm from israel :cool:

[emkid420]

I'm Jewish. I'm not that religious though.
Smoking with really religious Jews, is the funniest, and most fun thing ever. One time, I was with these orthodox Jews and we got so baked and went to synogogue, it was great.

[Hamlet]

Could somebody please explain to me why so many people in the world hate Jews?

That's an easy one...as Jamstigator said...Racism. But, --and this is probably going to piss a lot of Jewish people off, but oh well..--racism on both sides of the battle. Take it back to biblical times and think about the situation. The Zionist belief was that they were 'God's Chosen People' and if you weren't a Jew, you were a dog. (remember from Sunday School Jesus asking the sumarian woman why he should heal a dog?)

That attitude tends to piss your neighbors off. Not that their neighbors were any less guilty of course. But when you're a little sect surrounded by other races being referred to as dogs and heathens, it's not exactly the most diplomatic attitude to have for peaceful coexistence.

Hell, up until recently all races were racists. (and I'm still worried about our ability to overcome it). It's what binds groups together as groups, but it's what leads to clashes. The 'Us and Them' thing always leads to conflict and hatred...whether it's racial, economic, religious, social or political.

[MegaOctane12]

Generally Jews keep to themselves and their familys. They have over the years generated their own customs to the point where they alienate non-jews, that's why people generally hate them. Nobody needs an excuse like they killed Jesus because nobody except the religious sect really gives a shit. It comes down to interpersonal connections and being able to relate to people that you share very little in common with. Its very hard to relate to Jewish people because they treat everyone else with such disregard. Obviously there are exceptions but generally history speaks true about that I've stated about. You can put it down to jelousy or just plain hatred or whatever but in my opinion that's just blissful ignorance.

[emkid420]

I'm a jew I have many non-jews friends. Your sterotyping my friend. Some very very very religious Jews, are all shut off from society thats it.

[MegaOctane12]

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

[LIP]

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

Really? The figure is nothing like that in England.

[phoenix]

Generally Jews keep to themselves and their familys. They have over the years generated their own customs to the point where they alienate non-jews, that's why people generally hate them. Nobody needs an excuse like they killed Jesus because nobody except the religious sect really gives a shit. It comes down to interpersonal connections and being able to relate to people that you share very little in common with. Its very hard to relate to Jewish people because they treat everyone else with such disregard. Obviously there are exceptions but generally history speaks true about that I've stated about. You can put it down to jelousy or just plain hatred or whatever but in my opinion that's just blissful ignorance.

That my friend, would be racism and stereotyping plain and simple.

I'm glad you can make up a percentage out of your ass though.

[SyR1S]

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

i only have 1 jewish friend out of about 20 good friends... yes im jewish... i know a bunch of jews and i dont kno one thats religious at all... i tend to dislike a lot of jewish people i meet for some reason, but im no hitler or jew hater (i am jewish). You are just plainfully WRONG about what you said.

[bongomania]

I was born in NYC to a Jewish dad and an Italian Catholic mom. So I'm not a Jew since jewish blood flows maternal, not paternal. Although, my family would often go to other Jewish family friend's houses for holidays i.e. Yom Kippur, Roshoshana (please forgive me if I misspelled them). And my dad made great knishes, blintzes, and kasha vinushka.

Also, one of my best friends, Adam, is a Jew. Adam has a big picture of Sandy Koufax (Jewish pitcher) in his house. And even though Adam's a yankees fan (I HATE the fagyankees) Adam likes my beloved Mets just a little now because they got Shawn Green (Jewish outfielder). Adam and I watch just about every NY Islanders game and smoke bowls every time the Islanders score.:stoned: It was great they beat the hated rangers last night with 7 goals!!!!

And just like all of my Jewish friends, I love Chinese food!:D

[Fr33kMan]

(I HATE the fagyankees)

And just like all of my Jewish friends, I love Chinese food!:D

Just not 'fags' right??!

Wise up man!

Fr33kman (proud fag)

[Fr33kMan]

But still not a jew :)

Fr33kman

[bongomania]

Fr33kman,

Bad wording on my part, I didn't mean fagyankees as in homosexual baseball players playing for the most hated team ever! I meant it more like, fagyankees, as in I hate the yankees with all my existence; and something to do with fag being a cigarette. hmmmmm, not too good an excuse, huh? My bad, I was high and forgot my manners. I do apologize. I didn't mean nothing by it. On the flip side, (and I don't mean anything homo there either about "flip" or "flop") I got nothing against Oakland A's GM Billy Bean.

[Fr33kMan]

No, not really a good excuse :) But its not a problem, understood that it was probably bad language choice rather than malice. Stoners generally don't tend to be aggressive to others.

Peace

Fr33kman (still queer, still here, now where's my beer?:smokin:)


PS: The Yankees do suck thou don't they? :) Only cause they have all the money in the world and others don't so can't just purchase good players like the yankees can. Other teams have to have commitment and skill.

[gabee42ee]

yes im jewish! there are a lot of jewish stoners
:)

[Breukelen advocaat]

I.Also, one of my best friends, Adam, is a Jew. Adam has a big picture of Sandy Koufax (Jewish pitcher) in his house. And even though Adam's a yankees fan......

Just FYI, Sandy Koufax, from Brookyn, was a Dodger (1955-1966).

He was born in 1935, and is still alive.

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/hofer_bios/Koufax_Sandy.htm

[nikweiser]

im not... but im just curious as to why some people dont eat bacon???
i was working one time and this guy brings his arbys melt back and was like, "there is a piece of bacon on this" (when we had BBQ bacon jack melts, we had bacon bits) and a bacon bit some how got on it. he was pissed actually, he was just like "im jewish i dont eat fuckin bacon... i want my sandwich replaced" all he had to do was take off this tiny little piece of bacon..

just curious, thanks

[LIP]

Pork. Orthodox Jews wont eat certain food, because it's unclean. Pork is dirty meat, as it's from a dirty animal, and it has a Cloven Hoof. Also, it goes off very quickly and can give you a jippy stomach.

Orthodox Jew's choose to eat Kosher meats.

[Breukelen advocaat]

im not... but im just curious as to why some people dont eat bacon???
i was working one time and this guy brings his arbys melt back and was like, "there is a piece of bacon on this" (when we had BBQ bacon jack melts, we had bacon bits) and a bacon bit some how got on it. he was pissed actually, he was just like "im jewish i dont eat fuckin bacon... i want my sandwich replaced" all he had to do was take off this tiny little piece of bacon..just curious, thanks

I would guess that even if the bacon was removed, there would be cross-contamination and the customer wants to be 100% certain that he is not ingesting any pork.

I can't eat gluten (a protein found in wheat, rye barley and their derivatives), due to Celiac disease, and if I order a salad with croutons I have to send it back. Just picking the pieces off is not enough because crumbs may be left in the salad. The same is true of a hamburger - if I order a hamburger or hot dog without a bun, and they send it on one anyway, I cannot just remove the burger - they have to start from scratch. Needless to say, I don't eat out much - and don't want to until they come up with a pill to prevent consequences from accidental, or deliberate, exposure.

[emkid420]

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

He's telling you guys wrong info. I am not sure the exact percentage but Im pretty sure orthodox observant Jews make up (i know atleast) less tahn 30%.

Trust me man I know, I went to a orthodox Jewish school for awhile. I know a lot about judaism.

[nikweiser]

Pork. Orthodox Jews wont eat certain food, because it's unclean. Pork is dirty meat, as it's from a dirty animal, and it has a Cloven Hoof. Also, it goes off very quickly and can give you a jippy stomach.

Orthodox Jew's choose to eat Kosher meats.

but... but... its soo delicious... lol :D

[LIP]

but... but... its soo delicious... lol :D

Oh i know, im un-orthodox so i eat all the sausages and bacon i can lol.

Some kosher food is fucking nice though. :rastasmoke:

[LuckyNiner]

Bong30, it's Judaism, not Jewdism, for Christ's sake.

Judaism is technically only passed down through the mother, so I'm not Jewish in the literal sense of the word, but my dad's family is Jewish, and so I've been raised with the traditions of unorthodox Judaism.

It's nice to hear people who are offended by all the anti-Semitism in our world today.

[daima]

I'd love to have a wealthy Jewish neighbor. Who constantly let me smoke weed and borrow cash without paying them back. Damn that is like the perfect neighbor.

or a wealthy athiest neighbor who did the same
or a methodist who did the same
or a catholic that did the same
etc etc
etc
why do people think all jews are wealthy?

dai*ma

[daima]

When i was at school i was bullied constantly about being a Jew, and it's nothing other than racism. I was too embarrased to tell anyone, not even my mates, so in the end, i found out who it was starting all the shit, and put him in hospital. Yes, thats extreme, but it had been going on for about 3 years, so all in all, i think it was right to nearly kill him. That stopped it permantly.

the "real" jewish conspiracy is that we are going to take over all the cannabis chat rooms and cannabis related websites in the world.
Once the Kanehbosem/Kannabis is all ours, the world will be ours.
Who wants to own banks when owning decent Kannabis plants is much more fun and worthwhile ? fuck the cash, give me the hash.:)

dai*ma:stoned:
ps,
if you see surreal princess, tell her i am sorry for using the word, fuck.:o

[420purpHAZE420]

Generally Jews keep to themselves and their familys. They have over the years generated their own customs to the point where they alienate non-jews, that's why people generally hate them. Nobody needs an excuse like they killed Jesus because nobody except the religious sect really gives a shit. It comes down to interpersonal connections and being able to relate to people that you share very little in common with. Its very hard to relate to Jewish people because they treat everyone else with such disregard. Obviously there are exceptions but generally history speaks true about that I've stated about. You can put it down to jelousy or just plain hatred or whatever but in my opinion that's just blissful ignorance.

that is just plane racist, Jews are just the same as u are. number 1 we deffinitely dont alienate non-jews, alienate is a very general word, either u mean we think we are better or u actually believe in like blood libels and that stuff. if u believe in blood libels you are just a dumass. and if u think we think we are better thats also bullshit, maybe ur just not friends with a lot of jews because u have different values. for example most Jews tend to be very tolerent of other races, while u are a fuking racist pig. and u say history proves that Jews think theyre superior, please explain.

and then some1 said something about all Jews being rich, i wish this were true. I and a lot of my Jewish friends are poor. this is just another 1 of those stereotypes.

if any1 cares to ask me a question about Judaism please feel free

[phoenix]

Haha yea.I'd love to be a rich jewish family. Unfortunately we're very middle class, although I do get some nice stuff now and then.

I do know a rich ass jewish kid though...lol.

[LIP]

My family are working class, but i was a spoilt cunt when i was a kid. :D

I wish i was rich, sadly that's not what it's like in the real world, i have to work long and hard [much like my cock ;)]

:(

I smoke all day, and if i was awake i'd toke all night.
Hitting the bong
Smoking a phat fucking spliff
Chatting with wankers

Shit, sorry about that, i just fucking started typing was i was thinking rofl... thats pretty good actually, lol... try typing what you think, you'll have to be a touch typer and fast one too to keep up with yoru thought process lol! Shit i just sneezed, it hurt my throat..

I tend to get this stoned when i use my bong... Now i know why i bough it :D

[surreys princess]

it is ok you said the f word daima.....i can live with it....

[LIP]

CANNABIS. hehh... i gthink i've smoked too much lol. I know when im overdoing it... way to much weed for anyone lol...

[phoenix]

Hey lip..how far away from london are you? Nothing's certain, but I'm planning on studying abroad (a-broad..loll) in London my junior year of college. That's three years off, but it'd be really cool to toke with you.

[LIP]

Damn straight man. Im from East London originally, but at the moment im residing in Essex, which is just outside of London, Essex is for the London overspill.

Im a propa cockney geeza.

It'd be good to toke up man, i'd show you some of the best bud in England... Seriously,

[daima]

it is ok you said the f word daima.....i can live with it....


;)
dai*ma:stoned:

[daima]

it is ok you said the f word daima.....i can live with it....

"why is it that most of the people who are for the legalization of marijuana are jews?
it must be because they are all psychiatrist"

-richard nixon

dai*ma:stoned: dont ya just love it?

[phoenix]

Damn straight man. Im from East London originally, but at the moment im residing in Essex, which is just outside of London, Essex is for the London overspill.

Im a propa cockney geeza.

It'd be good to toke up man, i'd show you some of the best bud in England... Seriously,

Haha alright man...we'll just see if either of us can remember this three years from now..lol.

[LIP]

rofl.

[INFECTED MUSHROOM]

i am also a jew :jointsmile:

[Thepossumdance]

jew as well... Although growing up and living in LA you dont really get picked on for being jewish... although i will be going to college on the east coast, but i still doubt any bullying will insue as 1. Tufts seems to be very tolerant and diverse and 2. I tend to respond to bullying in a similar way as LIP although I must say ive never actually sent someone to the hospital after a beat down... impressive

[LIP]

jew as well... Although growing up and living in LA you dont really get picked on for being jewish... although i will be going to college on the east coast, but i still doubt any bullying will insue as 1. Tufts seems to be very tolerant and diverse and 2. I tend to respond to bullying in a similar way as LIP although I must say ive never actually sent someone to the hospital after a beat down... impressive

To be honest, i dont really like fighting. But one someone says something about my family, i see red i dont care what the consequences are. I was brought up to be loyal to my family, and if i have to do something like that, i have to do it.

Some people dont understand it, but it's not really hard tyo understand.

If someone says something about me i'll leave it, maybe call them a cunt. But as soon s my family are involved ill keep punching untill i know they wont punch back.
But seriously, im not normally violent.

[Cautios]

I'm not jewish, but I have a jewish tattoo (tree of life), and on that "What Religion are You" quiz or whatever they rated me 100% reform judiasm. That and everyone thinks I look jewish. 'course around here, so long as your white most people think you look the same as other white people. Guess that's just different ethnicities.

[Thepossumdance]

I 100% understand where your coming from LIP, to be honest with you I've probably only seriously beat someone down probably 3 times and all three were because i was attacked (physically) Im just amazed that u hospitalized someone

[PatrickHenry]

My grandfather had a Cadillac my grandma called the "jew canoe". hahah.

nothing but love for the jews. they've contributed a lot to the world.

[PatrickHenry]

To be honest, i dont really like fighting. But one someone says something about my family, i see red i dont care what the consequences are. I was brought up to be loyal to my family, and if i have to do something like that, i have to do it.

Some people dont understand it, but it's not really hard tyo understand.

If someone says something about me i'll leave it, maybe call them a cunt. But as soon s my family are involved ill keep punching untill i know they wont punch back.
But seriously, im not normally violent.

That's ridiculous. Simple words can provoke you into physical altercation. In my culture that is considered weakness.

[synesthetic]

That depends. In terms of personal faith, no. In terms of heritage, only kind of, because I inherited Judaism through my father, not mother. In terms of whether I'd call myself a Jew because of cultural upbringing, values, Israel, etc., no.

Jews do have a history with the ole hemp plant. I think one of the books in the Torah mentions cannabis.

[LIP]

That's ridiculous. Simple words can provoke you into physical altercation. In my culture that is considered weakness.

I dont know how you were brought up, but i was bought up to be loyal to my family. If someone says something racist to me, that insults my whole family, im not going to sit there and let it happen. Im going to stop it. When someone insults me, i wont get violent, just pissed off. But as soon as someone insults my faith and my intire family, you expect me to just sit there and say "stop"

Anyone who allows it to happen is weak, someone who puts a stop to it is right.

[PatrickHenry]

I dont know how you were brought up, but i was bought up to be loyal to my family. If someone says something racist to me, that insults my whole family, im not going to sit there and let it happen. Im going to stop it. When someone insults me, i wont get violent, just pissed off. But as soon as someone insults my faith and my intire family, you expect me to just sit there and say "stop"

Anyone who allows it to happen is weak, someone who puts a stop to it is right.

Give me a break. That is ridiculous. There is a saying in Vietnamese that says "Don't bite back the dog that bites you." You need to learn that. You're just making yourself the dog by attacking someone who throws an insult at you. Learn from great leaders like Martin Luther King Jr... racism is not an excuse for violence.

My family brought me up to have a strong mind first and foremost.

[PatrickHenry]

You're wrong on your own thread. HAHAHAHA You need to kick back and relax homie. We're on a stoner site on the internet.

[mfitzp]

ive never met a jew in my life :stoned: how weird is that hehe BIG FAN OF MATISYAHU DOH! :D

[Weed_Smoka]

lol..the curse of the chosen people ma man..
people will allways hate us, it's called jealousy.

[shilling]

^^^^^:clap: Yup, Religion DIVIDES, GOD unites. My blood is the same colour as yours! (except mine has more THC than yours).:smokin:

[PatrickHenry]

^^^^^:clap: Yup, Religion DIVIDES, GOD unites. My blood is the same colour as yours! (except mine has more THC than yours).:smokin:

HAHA owned!

[LIP]

HAHA owned!

?

I really dont see how anyone was owned by that statement.

[PatrickHenry]

?

I really dont see how anyone was owned by that statement.

He said he had more THC in his blood. That was funny.

[LIP]

He said he had more THC in his blood. That was funny.

Oh. I didnt get it.

But really, it'd be cannabinoids and cannabinol, unless he's just smoked, as THC is out of the bloodstream 2 -4 hours after smoking.

But i get it now lol.

Im a bit slow.

Anyway, Pat, shall we start again after the disagreement we had?

[PatrickHenry]

Oh. I didnt get it.

But really, it'd be cannabinoids and cannabinol, unless he's just smoked, as THC is out of the bloodstream 2 -4 hours after smoking.

But i get it now lol.

Im a bit slow.

Anyway, Pat, shall we start again after the disagreement we had?

We're good. Every stoner here is my brother!:rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

[LIP]

We're good. Every stoner here is my brother!:rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

Cheers man, i know i can be a bit of a prick when i get in an argument, but i dont mean it.

:D

:rastasmoke:

[tootsie roll]

I am... Now post... are YOU?

In all seriousness, dont be assholes and post shit..

I said about a Jew thread in another thread... it surprised me how many they're are on here, i thought i was one of only a couple.

Anyways...

R to L ;)

Im un-orthodox, and i love sausages...


I wasn't born a Jew. I was adopted by a Jewish family and raised a Jewess.
Myy dads parents we basically reformed and my moms parents were Orthadox, my grandfathers older brother was a Rabbi as well as an MD. My dad was an MD as well.
Now, my brother and his family are almost Orthadox while I married a goy (lol) and am reformed. lol
Infact, the family prolly does the spins when I decorate for my husband and the kiddles for Easter and Christmas. lol
I still can't get into ham tho. I don't know if it's the cloven feet or that they are just dnrned cute.:o

[tootsie roll]

Borat is a jew from England I believe......


I am Catholic. But we are Jewdeo Christians, cause Jesus was a Jew.

Jewdism could exist without christianity
but
Christianity could not exist with out jewdism.

I stand in support of all Jews around the world, and will fight for them as they were my own.

sorry to be so heavy lip......

we are living in strange days.


That is a sweet post and I appreciate it very much. <3

[tootsie roll]

for real Hebrew Hammer in da house. B, for real.

Mordechai


Shoshanna here. I wanted to be named Hasassa like my doll for the Hadassa hospital.

[tootsie roll]

i was going to start a thread like this lip, as you mentioned in my previous post, but i couldnt figure out how to word it!! i am also a jew....i had no idea there were so many of us....i have never toked with a jew besides my sister....wow...

shalom..
princess

Shalom to you shana.

[tootsie roll]

I'd love to have a wealthy Jewish neighbor. Who constantly let me smoke weed and borrow cash without paying them back. Damn that is like the perfect neighbor.

Wealthy or not, we would expect our borrowed money returned.

There is no free lunch.

[tootsie roll]

My father's jewish, and i've been told ur mother has to be jewish for it to be passed down, but either way, i was brought up catholic..


That is true. A baby born to a Jewish mother and a non Jewish father is automatically considered Jewish. Not so with just a Jewish father.

But, I'm sure you get the best of both worlds. I hope you do. Passover at the dads parents?

[tootsie roll]

also if you're jewish and never went to israel and over the age of 18 theres a thing thats called birthright they'll take you there for free and pay for your hotel

I'd love to go back. I'll think about it. Maybe I'll pretend i haven't since I was very young when I first went.
I don't wanna cheat but I'd love to see the beauty with older eyes and I'm not wealthy enough to do it on my own. :(

[tootsie roll]

oh yeah....i forgot.....to answer some things that were mentioned..

1. you are only jewish if your mother is jewish..it is fathers name mothers blood, by jewish law..and not only that, but you have to convert if your mom isnt jewish and are the lowest on the caste scale as there are 3 levels of jews and your level distinguishes your honours and priviledges within the synagogue..

2. why do people think you have to look a certain way to be a jew? i have seen lots of christians with big noses and dark curly hair..i have seen blonde hair and blue eyed jews..i think people confuse this with sabra's, or israeli's, who have these features, which are regional really..

ok..i think i am done now... :D

princess


Well, there are always the Spanish Jews that don't "look typical". Blonde or redheaded brown haired. :)

[tootsie roll]

I was born in NYC to a Jewish dad and an Italian Catholic mom. So I'm not a Jew since jewish blood flows maternal, not paternal. Although, my family would often go to other Jewish family friend's houses for holidays i.e. Yom Kippur, Roshoshana (please forgive me if I misspelled them). And my dad made great knishes, blintzes, and kasha vinushka.

Also, one of my best friends, Adam, is a Jew. Adam has a big picture of Sandy Koufax (Jewish pitcher) in his house. And even though Adam's a yankees fan (I HATE the fagyankees) Adam likes my beloved Mets just a little now because they got Shawn Green (Jewish outfielder). Adam and I watch just about every NY Islanders game and smoke bowls every time the Islanders score.:stoned: It was great they beat the hated rangers last night with 7 goals!!!!

And just like all of my Jewish friends, I love Chinese food!:D

Excellent post and you are right on about the Chinese food. Every Sunday was a night out on ChinaTown and we loved it!
One day I may tell what we did for my wedding. lol

[slipknotpsycho]

No, not really a good excuse :) But its not a problem, understood that it was probably bad language choice rather than malice. Stoners generally don't tend to be aggressive to others.

Peace

Fr33kman (still queer, still here, now where's my beer?:smokin:)


PS: The Yankees do suck thou don't they? :) Only cause they have all the money in the world and others don't so can't just purchase good players like the yankees can. Other teams have to have commitment and skill.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiit... then you ain't been around here long enough yet. lol... stoners can be just as aggressive as anyone else... you just gotta do something directly to us... or something that really strikes home....

[tootsie roll]

ive never met a jew in my life :stoned: how weird is that hehe BIG FAN OF MATISYAHU DOH! :D

Now you know all of us. :)
We're nice folks for the most part. Good people.

Nice to meet ya.:jointsmile:

[thegambler]

I was brought up jewish but married a catholic. I don't know what that makes me (ha,ha) or my kids. Hey PhillySluts420- you in Philly or suburbs. Born and raised there..... and grew alot of plants there too.

[Amun]

I'm atheist


"There is no God! ....and Jesus was his only son." said the Athiest, who just as the theist got it horribly wrong.


:rastasmoke:

smoke a blunt to that one.

[mowie wowie]

yep i'm a jew

been to temple like once in my life never going back, didnt have a mitzvah, dont do anything jewish, but my parents tell me i'm a jew so i'm a jew.

[IntoTheEther]

Hell yeah I'm a Jew (wait a second... we don't believe in hell... oh well)!

So far in my life, I've been really fortunate to have gone to very accepting schools and have never been more than mildly teased for being Jewish (in fact, the school that I go to at present is upwards of 40% Jewish when you include people like mowie wowie). I have to say, I did not expect there to be so many Jews on this forum; it really blows my mind.

Oh, and by the way, I don't know if this has been said already, but Goldstein and Rosenberg from Harold and Kumar are my heroes... At least as far as pot-smoking Jewish guys go...

[0range]

i was born jewish, went to hebrew school, was bar mitzvah'd. so i guess i'm jewish.

i never really bought it, and stopped going to temple after my bar mitzvah when i was 13. now i'm 21, since then i've became an agnostic athiest, switching back and forth, until i discovered eastern philosophy :]

jewish people are great, i get along with them better than gentiles because jews tend to be more open minded and have a better sense of humor. also, i've rarely met a jew who actually believed in the nonsense thats taught in the bible. but there are exceptions of course.

l'chaim bitches!

[Shovelhandle]

not jewish. My school-mates (friends) were 50% jews, Same where my dad grew up (50% jew 50% polish) everyone was friends.
We are catholic.

Shov