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savagepossum
11-18-2006, 05:07 PM
Once upon a time............
mushypeas
11-18-2006, 05:08 PM
Once upon a time............

in a land far far away..........
Psycho4Bud
11-18-2006, 05:10 PM
lived an old hippie.:D
BobBong
11-18-2006, 05:10 PM
lived an old hippie.:D

Whose name was..
mushypeas
11-18-2006, 05:11 PM
Whose name was..
bob
savagepossum
11-18-2006, 05:17 PM
bob was going through many changes in his life
Psycho4Bud
11-18-2006, 05:19 PM
since the sex change operation.
poiuyt
11-18-2006, 05:20 PM
pooping was very difficult for bob because...
savagepossum
11-18-2006, 05:20 PM
he had turned to prostitution to fund his crack cocaine addiction
Psycho4Bud
11-18-2006, 05:22 PM
But one day while picking up a trick
BobBong
11-18-2006, 05:23 PM
he had turned to prostitution to fund his crack cocaine addiction

Thankfully, it was only mental prostitution, for you see.. Bob had taken up Psychology.
Bong30
11-18-2006, 05:24 PM
but he was geting very far with that so he sold his soul to the devil.....
savagepossum
11-18-2006, 05:25 PM
yes the psychology of how to get lonely men off, ooh but what happened next changed everything
savagepossum
11-18-2006, 05:26 PM
he met bong the most famous pimp of the wild wild west
lowryderulez
11-18-2006, 05:32 PM
who taught bob how to slap bitches with baby powder
Psycho4Bud
11-18-2006, 05:37 PM
So Bob hit the lonely streets armed with his Johnson & Johnson powder.
BobBong
11-18-2006, 05:43 PM
So Bob hit the lonely streets armed with his Johnson & Johnson powder.

To puff some bums
Bong30
11-18-2006, 05:57 PM
some hot chic bums.....bangin bums.....



with powder
Psycho4Bud
11-18-2006, 05:59 PM
but out from the dark alley come BIG BIRTHA!
birdgirl73
11-18-2006, 06:01 PM
Who was one scary 335-pound lady. Bertha had enough hair on her face to serve as a fairly effective filter against baby powder. . .
Bong30
11-18-2006, 06:04 PM
on her back was shaved "I EAT STONERS".....in the thick mat of hair...
Psycho4Bud
11-18-2006, 06:12 PM
Well she whipped out a $20 bill and a one hitter and made Bob the challenge
Skink
11-18-2006, 06:17 PM
kill Ron Goldman and this 20 is yours...
BobBong
11-18-2006, 06:19 PM
kill Ron Goldman and this 20 is yours...

Not knowing who Ron Goldman is.. Bob brought Bertha, Gary Coleman in a gym bag instead.
Skink
11-18-2006, 06:23 PM
Not knowing who Ron Goldman is.. Bob brought Bertha, Gary Coleman in a gym bag instead.

in the bag was a knife and a glove,,,what U talkin about Willis???
CYRAX
11-18-2006, 06:25 PM
Gary Coleman snapped into a slimjim, Bertha snapped into him, he died of blood loss, then Bob...
MastaChronic
11-19-2006, 02:03 PM
he went to the proctologist and licked the dirty gloves while.....
AlwaysBlazed
11-19-2006, 02:07 PM
he was walking home and he took a wrong turn somewhere and stumbled into a magical forest of marijuana with a bong sitting in the center on a tree stump with light shining on it
thcbongman
11-19-2006, 02:11 PM
when he reaches for the bong his hands turned into.....
AlwaysBlazed
11-19-2006, 02:12 PM
uncircumsized penises.... he screamed "'...
Greenport
11-19-2006, 02:16 PM
"HOLY SHIT MY HAND IS A COCK!" all of a sudden...
lowryderulez
11-19-2006, 04:32 PM
the marijuana plants transformed into gigantic human smokin machines walking with their roots like retarded...... crabs - they spoke to bob and said "...
birdgirl73
11-19-2006, 04:33 PM
"If you smoke me, I will restore your hands to their former existence, only better. . . . "
savagepossum
11-26-2006, 10:28 PM
,,,french toast please
slipknotpsycho
11-26-2006, 10:41 PM
then the tree replied "are you smoking crack, man?" to which bob answered..
thcbongman
11-26-2006, 10:43 PM
"Yes, I'm smoking crack.....cracker jacks that is" in which the tree replied...