Just smoked with my mom!

[Reefer Rogue]

So im the new guy in town you see and i hadnt assosiated myself with the local distrubuters of the holy plant ( dealers ) so my mom was like "im gonna hook you up gangster!" so i was like "4shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle bo bizzle fo fizzle MCdizzle elephant pizzle wicka wicka word home slice" end quote. so she comes back and gives me the stuff and shes like " let me hit that sh!t yo!" so i was like "okie dokey artichokey lets tokey!" so she takes two hits and shes done so i finish off the 8th of dank ass skunk =) now im blazed as hell and im listenin to "inna gadda da vida" and my cd players skipping!!! why god why?! why must thou maketh my cd player skippeth? ive been listening to this song for 47 minutes! so i say we all lay in a feild all mellow - like, all nonsuspicious - like and BAM!!! take that bill gates now im robbing yo house! now im bangin your mum! i hope weve all learned a lesson today is the poop deck really what it sounds like? you decide. thankyou and goodnight lake tittikaka :D Marijuana im gonna love you!
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[Kid Dynamite]

you had sex with your mum? Ive heard about learning from your parents but thats taking it a bit far

[Reefer Rogue]

yes maybe you wish smoking and intercourse were the same thing becasue u dont get any poon tang but no its not. that was just sick and uncalled for...

[Kid Dynamite]

Sorry i misunderstood...when i thought you were banging your mum you were actually banging Bill Gates' mum! Easy mistake to make i think.

If only i got some of that Poon Tang (?) once in a while

[Reefer Rogue]

lol okay i thought u were just having a go at me for no reason yea
poon tang = vagina but now i get what you were trying to say i retract my previous statement. toke on!

[Kid Dynamite]

lol nice...i would but i have no weed!

[Reefer Rogue]

yea i know how u feel i need to get some more to.

[Chongzbongz]

rap fucking suckssssssssssssss

[Reefer Rogue]

i know i hate rap too well i dont mind early 90's gangsta rap coz they actually rapped about being in the struggle instead of posin like these people today like nelly and ja rule... yea but i dont like rap im a classic rock man give me some pink floyd, beatles, doors, alan parsons project, moody blues, gentle giant and im set :cool:

[Dr. Z0IDBERG]

I personally like metal when I toke. The drums in fear factory's music drive me up a wall when blazed, but in a very good way. Also, Metallica.

[Mello.as.Hello]

yea but i dont like rap im a classic rock man give me some pink floyd, beatles, doors, alan parsons project, moody blues, gentle giant and im set :cool:


Word, bitch. That's my JAM.

I'm a Hendrix man myself.. I am partial to no other musician. I also like to go to www.shoutcast.com and listen to some free reggae radio when I blaze. Makes me feel mellow as.. well.. Hell-o.

[Reefer Rogue]

lol ive been playin san andreas recently and i love gettin blazed and listenin to the Kjah radio station there always talkin bout da ganja lol.(jamaican accent) "just sit back and get heavily Kjah'd! its about chillin star" :cool: