I have a drug test a week from this thursday...how...

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

can I get my system clean?

For awhile I used niacin ALL the time...but, after reading shit from the first page its evident that it doesnt work at all...then what can you use? I've drank bleach in milk before...I dont know if that actually does anything....isnt there a pill thats like 50 bucks or something that will clean out your system???

[Bro DZ]

you drank bleach and milk!!?? what kind of moron told you to drink bleach? That shit will kill you, in a painful way.

i recommend if you wanna pass the DT load up on ati-oxidants.

[Euphoric]

holy shit! that cant be good for your liver!! personally, the way i avoid drug tests is to try not to get stuck in that situation. but, i realize that with our nazi US laws it cant always be avoided. best of luck to you and your bloodstream, cheeched!!!

[RESiNATE]

Tell em that you've been having really bad headaches and muscular pain, and that you've been dosing up on Neurofen. I've heard (but CANNOT CONFIRM!) that Neurofen can show up positive for Marijuana.
There are alot of medications out there, that could provide a negative result. Try to find out what they are, and say that you've been taking them.

I always carry a half-empty packet of Neurofen in the car etc, in the faint hope of a blag lol

Drug testing is a pile of shit, anyways.
My philosophy is this:
If someone is doing the job properly and safely, and they happen to take drugs...what's the big deal?
If they are taking drugs and endangering others, then that's a different issue all together.

Good luck, Cheech
:)

[GHoSToKeR]

good luck babe


ive got no advice.. sorry.. but good luck..

[bigstonedbearx]

ha ha im really high

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

ahh...this sucks...I might drink bleach again and you only use like not even half a cap full in a huge thing of milk so you cant totally taste it even it just stinks like all hell....but yeah, may be moronic...but Ill do anything to pass this shit.

I thought there was soem pill thats like 50 bucks that will clear out your whole system...or some drink? hm....I dunno!

[RESiNATE]

Of course, there's always the old 'someone spiked me up with dope for a laugh!' blag...

..but I guess that they'd want you to grass them up (no pun intended)...

I dunno, but bleach is seriously not a good idea..read the label, dudette...I think the word 'TOXIC' means something along the lines of 'DO NOT DRINK'...in ANY quantity.
I mean, how ya gonna explain to the stomache pump operator how it got in there?

As for a 'magic pill', basic biology will tell you that it takes the average human body 30days to completely de-tox...and that's whilst on a de-tox program!
And even if the blood test checked out, they only gotta analyse a strand of your hair, and they'll be able to list your diet and vices for the last six months.

Best to try and come up with a blag..DO NOT DRINK THE BLEACH!!!

We all with ya on this :)
Res...

[Imotep]

I nce knew of herbal tablets that worked in every case i herd. the company is gone now, but they wer jsut big herbal horsepill looking things.
they had in em dandelion,clover, nettle etc etc.about 8 herbs, you ate all 8 of em in a day with heaps of water.
i reckon drink herbal teas, and heaps of wwater.
boo drug testing. farceholes.

[juanskee]

get some clean piss. Do they watch you pee?

[RESiNATE]

get some clean piss. Do they watch you pee?

There seems to be a leaning towards obscure uses for piss, on this board!! :eek:

:D

[bob banana]

I nce knew of herbal tablets that worked in every case i herd. the company is gone now, but they wer jsut big herbal horsepill looking things.
they had in em dandelion,clover, nettle etc etc.about 8 herbs, you ate all 8 of em in a day with heaps of water.
i reckon drink herbal teas, and heaps of wwater.
boo drug testing. farceholes.
btw im gay (just jokin:))
thgats true drink lots of water,u want to like kinda replace ur blood so get that shjit flowing, or do that shit that they stik 2 tubes in u and they just basically change ur blood
quite good,
julio iglesias does it(this singer dude) coz he talkes so much coke

[XTC]

You can go to your local GNC or Vitamin shop and plop down a lot of money and some pill that cleans out your system. Warning I heard its harash on your body though. Take the pill and just lay down in bed all day. But if u dont want to spend $. Drink a lot of water. I mean like 8 bottles a day and workout. Take a jog around your neighborhood