Now ive flown over the coo coo's nest.

[Josh David]

Right about now the only thing I can think of to make me feel any better is a frontal lobatomy, er a bottle in front of me . OMFG I mean jeepers creepers,holy snickerdoodles what should I do? I thought my old job would take me back but no dice. Which puts me in the position to maybe flip burgers, but it aint just that. I got a case in court due begining next year so any job I do find I'm just gonna hafta quit anyway. On top of that I am at the bottom of the barrel and I need answers! Na, really lets just say I gotta start from scratch and that includes movin out of mama's house cause I'm too old to be smokin on her porch livin like a free loader. Maybe I'm just stackin too many negative's on top of each other. I wanna move up north a few miles(20) cause thats where the college is but first thing is first.SOOooOO any suggetstions ? Here's the better quistion, what do yall ( TX drall) think is a good job for a student/smoker/32 Yr. old poorboY? :confused: undefined

[maryjanemama]

Bouncer at a bar, I don't know why, it was the first thing that came to me.

[Josh David]

Yeah, I think my grandfather did that part time whilst he was in the army(second job) Hey, I think you opened a can of worms there. I was thinkin the same thing about workin in the service industry.(nice legs) I will definitely hit the bars fer all I got.

[Bro DZ]

You can make some decent cash if you become a bouncer. I did it part time for a few weeks... but damn it can get crazy! Be prepared to knock people out, lots of people.

and if you dont mind my asking... what the hell are you doing living in your mamma's pad at 32 years old?

[GHoSToKeR]

stand outside a gay bar selling vaseline or KY Jelly





who ever said im not politically correct?

[Bro DZ]

stand outside a gay bar selling vaseline or KY Jelly





who ever said im not politically correct?
LoL! Ya got it wrong though GT.

you can make mega bucks selling KY and ribbed condoms :p

[Josh David]

Well, it all started when me a lil red went to grandmothers house.OH, wait wrong story. Well leme see, there was that burglary of a habitat, then there was the time one of my girlfriends fell asleep behind my weels and wrecked my truck, and the long scar that runs along my arm like a gorilla track mark, and oh yeah, I'd rather be here than on the streets standin in front of bars knocking peoples heads in and takin their wallets all in the name of the love glove(that's not a bad idea).

[Josh David]

I think i'll go back to robbery.

[Bro DZ]

so your a thief and you refuse to take responsibility for yourself?

[Josh David]

RE-fuse is such a strong word. No, No, if I was in active theivery this would'nt be up for discussion. Although, not a bad idea. Where is the love? shit on a shingle thats where it is. Take responsibility, for me? A novel idea, although I really am being light hearted about robbery, I mean gee willikers, when some one suggests standin on streetcorners sellin love gloves I think I'd rather be popin em and takin their cash. Now wether or not I am the type of person to do that remains a mystery. I guess, to get back to the main idea, I am lookin fer a good idear, not a bad idear,not a chicks with dicks idear, just a idear or someone who has been in my shoes with a good idear.How, and why I got to this point is not the subject. Where to go from this point is.

[Bro DZ]

point taken. Unfortunately, I am 20 years old and moving from my sisters to my brothers house LoL

I would recommend you look into Land Surveying as a source of income. It takes no experience, just willingness to take shit from a dickhead all day long, work under the sun and hammer stuff into the ground. The pay is top notch, I started at $12 an hour and I'm hoping to get my LSIT so i can make party chief faster.

[Josh David]

Hey, that was a top notch, I mean, impressive suggestion. Bro, i mean Bro, that is a good suggestion. I think any type of outdoors job would be healthy. I may look back into welding along with that idea. Your idea sounds alot more fun than welding, although welding is fun.

[Imotep]

weldin, storeman/warehouse stuff is ok i reckon, ssurveyoirs asistant.
man ive wondered how to get a job doin that lol.
all the best man. shit comes good if y want it to. takes longer than we'd like summtimes.

[apsinthion]

I'm a warehouse man/storeman/welder/removel's/electrical insaller and odd job man lol, it's not as bad as it sound's.

[Bro DZ]

yeah, i used to call myself a box engineer LoL

I did overpack and Home/Car Audio shipping via UPS for Kenwood USA down in Long Beach. And everthing else you could possibly think of doing in a warehouse.

Warehouse work aint bad if you can put up with extreme heat, severe cold and back breaking manual labor for more than 40 hours a week. Anything less than OT just aint worth it though. I quit that damn warehouse cause i only worked about a week and a half every month. Atleast I can get a fat discount on Kenwood gear now.

[Josh David]

Oh, yeah there are some warehouse jobs in the area, I'll check em out. I may have to wait until I can pass a U.A. but I may be able to figure a way out of that .

[Bro DZ]

you mean a piss test?

find someone with clean piss, get some glove warmers and a small fanny sack type thing you can wear under your underwear. Get the clean whizz into a smallish bottle and place it in the sack next to the glove warmer around your sack LoL
it might be kinda uncomfortable for a bit, but you will have clean, body temperature urine ready to go into the little cup. Just hope you can step into a stall to go pee.

[The C]

Courrt battle, living at home with your mom?
Smokign dubbies on her front portch?
Loosing you job?


MAbe your parents were right to tell you not to smoke dope.... if they did....

Gloves!

You just a fuck, it's not the dopes fault.

[Josh David]

Yeah, thats what I thought, that I was just a fuck. And a very good fuck at that,now I wouldn't go saying I was the best fuck in town but, hey you know, when you fuck as much as I do you just gotta a pride.

[toejam]

I'm curious what was the job you lost and how come a court case is going to keep you from keeping a job?

[Josh David]

errrr

[Josh David]

Na, warehouse job, but job huntin as we speak.

[Bro DZ]

whahahahahaha!

toejam nailed you with that one Josh David! If you have to go to court I don't think you can be fired from your job LoL If you get sent to prison your screwed though

[Josh David]

Yeah, oh well, it aint like but a 60 day trip and ive done worse so. All is good anyway.