I Have Got To Try Some Of These

[Wilken]

I found this on Ebaumsworld and I just had to share it with you guys. I highlighted my favs. :)

Drive Thru Fun

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.


Wilken

[bavet]

I like to try n order a case of budweiser hehehe.

[thouragood jankins]

one time i was with a few of my buddies, we were out drinking, and we went to mcdonalds at like 1 in the morning, when shes handed us our bags we handed her a empty case of beer and said could you throw this away for me all slurring our words ands shit and we drove off swurving...<that might be spelled wrong

[Wilken]

I hate that shit when they people at the window think that it is such a problem for them to get you your food. It is thier job. Some bitches need something done to them to show them that they need to do their job a little better.

[benagain]

If I ever worked fast food (thank god I haven't), I'd throw your ass outta the store if someone did that crap to me. It's not funny, it's just being an asshole. I can smack your mom with a candied yam at thanksgiving, but it doesn't mean it's funny. Plus, I'm pretty sure the 1st one on the list will get you a ticket.

[4gan2ja0]

what you have to do is:
order, and stop a good meter away from the box where they hand you the food, then you get a buddy to run by and snatch it, then they HAVE to give you your order again. =2x food for the price of one, make sure you order lots :thumbsup:

[blazed620]

what you have to do is:
order, and stop a good meter away from the box where they hand you the food, then you get a buddy to run by and snatch it, then they HAVE to give you your order again. =2x food for the price of one, make sure you order lots :thumbsup:


haha i could see it now. "Wow do you believe the crime in this town....?? that is ridicolous!" lol

[Wilken]

4ganjao, that is fucking brilliant.

[epicsoundz69]

what you have to do is:
order, and stop a good meter away from the box where they hand you the food, then you get a buddy to run by and snatch it, then they HAVE to give you your order again. =2x food for the price of one, make sure you order lots :thumbsup:

Im gonna try that tomorrow!

What Ive always wanted to try though, is go to mcdonalds and order a couple grande meals or like 2 large pizzas with extra cheese or something, you know?
Something that is clearly not from the place you are at.

[Dro_Princess]

I use to work at Wendys and Mc. Donalds. There was this one guy who would come through Mc. Doanlds and ask for a fried bologna sandwhich, and another one who constanly said 10-4 comming around the back door. We had alot of kids who would come thru on there bikes and order a shit load of food and then ride away. When I worked at Wendys this woman sat there for a good 5 mins and then ordered a Whopper with cheese I was like im sorry were not burger king. A word of advice be nice to the drive thru ppl because you dont get to watch them make your food. ;)

[DannyMan]

I use to work at Wendys and Mc. Donalds. There was this one guy who would come through Mc. Doanlds and ask for a fried bologna sandwhich, and another one who constanly said 10-4 comming around the back door. We had alot of kids who would come thru on there bikes and order a shit load of food and then ride away. When I worked at Wendys this woman sat there for a good 5 mins and then ordered a Whopper with cheese I was like im sorry were not burger king. A word of advice be nice to the drive thru ppl because you dont get to watch them make your food. ;)

hehehe yea, i worked at a deli for some time...the place was ridiculous. some employees would drop shit on the floor, laugh and get it back and move on with the order, constantly! We'd get drunk in the bakery and fuck aroudn with customers. one of the bakers would rarely come out to the front but everytime he did he acted like he was a robot. good times

[Dro_Princess]

When I was at wendys this one guy would do some nasty stuff with the chili, and dont get me started on the ice machine fucking nasty asses. Have you guys watched the movie Waiting? If not you should. If you piss off a person serving your food no telling what they done to it while you werent looking.

[bavet]

Wonderful, I'm never eating out again.

[Bong30]

I saw a stupid guy try to BACK through the drive thru.....no shit

his car broke down... the whole drive thru booooed him and then they had to push him out of the way......LOL

[jamstigator]

I walked through a drive-thru in Phoenix one night. The doors were closed, but the drive-thru was open, and I was really hungry, so I just got behind the last car and walked on through. They gave me odd looks at the windows, but hey, I was a polite, paying customer, so I got my order! ;)

[zephyrinne]

I walked through a drive-thru in Phoenix one night. The doors were closed, but the drive-thru was open, and I was really hungry, so I just got behind the last car and walked on through. They gave me odd looks at the windows, but hey, I was a polite, paying customer, so I got my order! ;)

Since I live in a college town, they have signs on all the fast food chains around here saying that they cannot serve walk-up customers thru the drive-thru. Guess it's a safety thing.. I'm sure lots of drunken idiots would try to walk through at 24-7 McD's. :) I know my friends and I have.

[hipEstoner]

Since I live in a college town, they have signs on all the fast food chains around here saying that they cannot serve walk-up customers thru the drive-thru. Guess it's a safety thing.. I'm sure lots of drunken idiots would try to walk through at 24-7 McD's. :) I know my friends and I have.

yeh, i try to do that shit, they tell me i cant, im like goddamnit, im in a hurry , i have no time to walk in

[Skink]

yeah,if you like someone spitting in yur burger... I stopped fast all together now... Fast food is a communist plot...

[Nochowderforyou]

When I was a drunk, we would always hit up the Wendy's or BK after a long night of drinking. They were open late nights and seeing as that we would always get too waste to drive, we'd have to walk, which isn't that bad when you're good and drunk. We used to walk through the drive-thru and order our food! :p Shortly after they put up a sign that said, "No pedestrians and bikes allwoed through drive-thru" Hey man, you want my buddy to drive a car through when he's wasted, or shall we walk.

I never saw what the big deal was, but they were always surprised when we just walked up to the window and ordered.

[jamstigator]

Me and my roommate in Arizona got drunk and went out driving his truck around the many empty dirt roads in southern Arizona. Well, after a while we got hungry, so we went to a McDonald's. Being still somewhat drunk, my roomie backed his truck into the drive-thru thing you talk into, tore it out of the ground, electrical wires just dangling from its base. I was freaking out a bit, but my roomie was all calm and mellow. He got out, detached the remnants of the thing from his bumper, then he pulled us into the drive-thru line. When we got to the first window, he said, 'Hey, someone REALLY fucked up your drive-thru sign back there, might wanna get that looked at. Anyway, here's my order...' Lol, he was a great roomie!

[mrdevious]

Great list, but they forgot one essential thing: order all your items to go.

[smoke it]

the best one is to walk in and order something thats clearly not on the menu

dude walks in to McDonalds
dude: ya, id like the lobster rolls
cashier: sir, we dont have lobster rolls here
dude: what are you talking about, there right there
dude points to a random place on the menu on the wall
dude: RIGHT THERE, number four, the lobster rolls!
cashier: sir, number four is not lobster rolls
dude: what, are you calling me stupid now?
and so on...

i do it all the time, but its soooo hard to keep a straight face