ripher
11-13-2006, 07:21 AM
Ok so there are random drug tests at my school which suck ass.. but from what i can tell there are opportunities to avoid it in the worst case scenario. So the background - a rent-a-cop will show up at your class and call you out and lead you to the office. there you will put your backpack in a room and then continue to the waiting room. Here you aare with about 10 other people waiting to test and there is a pitcher of water in the middle if you can't go. This room is unsupervised. You then go and piss and they pour something in the water and all that and ya you take your test. you can stay in the waiting room for quite some time (when i was tested once last year i stayed in for about 3 hours before pissing)
Ok so now the solutions and what yall think : I have a whizzinator cause im paranoid, but obviously im not gunna wear it around all the time so i just keep it in my backpack in a containor, so my question is A) will i be able to pull it out while she leads me to the office, then stick it between my legs and hide it and assemble it in the waiting room... or B) if i drank water for 3 hours until i thought i was gunna burst RIGHT before the test.. would it work? and also i play football so i sweat every day and drink lots of water on a normal basis... i smoke about 3-4 bowls per week usually on the weekends. What do yall think? Thanks for any help fuck drug testing.
Ok so now the solutions and what yall think : I have a whizzinator cause im paranoid, but obviously im not gunna wear it around all the time so i just keep it in my backpack in a containor, so my question is A) will i be able to pull it out while she leads me to the office, then stick it between my legs and hide it and assemble it in the waiting room... or B) if i drank water for 3 hours until i thought i was gunna burst RIGHT before the test.. would it work? and also i play football so i sweat every day and drink lots of water on a normal basis... i smoke about 3-4 bowls per week usually on the weekends. What do yall think? Thanks for any help fuck drug testing.