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cannabis campbell
11-11-2006, 01:24 AM
ever cooked yourself a meal while stoned

what u made?

snicklefritz1825
11-11-2006, 01:26 AM
I've made alot of stuff stoned. First time I was lbazed and it seemed like an hour befor I could make a pizza roll.

napolitana869
11-11-2006, 01:28 AM
I always cook when I smoke. Sometimes I forget about it though and it over cooks and then I'm sad

CityBoyGoneCountry
11-11-2006, 01:32 AM
Sometimes I forget about it though and it over cooks and then I'm sad

I've burnt so much food it's not even funny. I always set the timer, but I'll go in another room where I can't hear it and forget all about it.

crudemood
11-11-2006, 02:21 AM
ever cooked yourself a meal while stoned

what u made?

well i was heating up some left over fries in the oven, decided to smoke. then left the house came back and found the fries all black, woops!

greendragon420
11-11-2006, 02:22 AM
I've burnt so much food it's not even funny. I always set the timer, but I'll go in another room where I can't hear it and forget all about it.

LOL i have burnt countless pizzas and shit like that, i just forget about it until i go down for a drink or something, then i smell it lol.

birdgirl73
11-11-2006, 02:47 AM
I tried cooking dinner back last summer when I was toking with my sister, and it didn't work too well. I kept forgetting what I was doing and getting distracted by the desire to sit down and look out the window or just get lost in thought thinking about chicken skin and its texture and feel.

I did a lot better if I cooked first, then smoked.

potsmokingnome
11-11-2006, 02:52 AM
Oh fuck I'm cookin dinner and I'm stoned and the rice should have been on 10 minutes ago LOL

Edit:Hmmmmm ok I have more time then I thought...now I'm not sure if I want rice as a side with my steak, or Kraft dinner? lol

Kon.Artist.
11-11-2006, 04:03 AM
cereal

Jongbong
11-11-2006, 04:47 AM
i wanted grilled cheese so damn bad, but i couldn't find any cheese (i had bread)
i look through my fridge and find cream cheese. i slap on more creamcheese than bread
and put it in the oven.

it was a sad sight and i just threw it in the garbage...

potsmokingnome
11-11-2006, 04:49 AM
i wanted grilled cheese so damn bad, but i couldn't find any cheese (i had bread)
i look through my fridge and find cream cheese. i slap on more creamcheese than bread
and put it in the oven.

it was a sad sight and i just threw it in the garbage...

LOL

Cooler Then Jesus
11-11-2006, 06:04 AM
ever cooked yourself a meal while stoned


every day..

dejayou30
11-11-2006, 06:13 AM
cooking seems more hectic to me when i'm stoned. just a couple days ago i made shell pasta with italian sausage and mushroom sauce my girlfriend usually does the cooking though.

DankAndFile
11-11-2006, 03:20 PM
Some of the best meals to come out of my kitchen have been born post-inebriation.

PaRaNoIa
11-11-2006, 03:22 PM
Often ffs!

If I don't I have to order, that means I have to talk to the pizza lady and later, the delivery boy..:rolleyes:

Skrappie
11-11-2006, 03:44 PM
Cooking stoned is not too bad,
entertaining (non smoking) guests, now thats freaking hard.

smoke it
11-11-2006, 03:57 PM
i was making mashed potatoes once, i was scared about cutting my finger off with the knife lol. tasted awesome though

DankAndFile
11-11-2006, 04:10 PM
Cooking stoned is not too bad,
entertaining (non smoking) guests, now thats freaking hard.


True, a wall is usually formed between the enlightened and non-enlightened individuals in the room. Some scale and defeat this wall easier than others.

misspotn
11-12-2006, 09:20 AM
I tried to make oatmeal the other day while I was stoned. It was a bad idea. I forgot about it and it overheated and got all over the microwave turntable. :dance: