really excellent deal

[jeremy thunder]

so a few weeks ago i found myself with a giant pile of schoolwork i couldn't even begin to mull through, so thinking quickly, i gave a ring to a friend from highschool and requested she write an essay for 20 dollars for me. she agreed, and the deal set course. the essay was written, handed in and recieved the noble grade of B+. Well, this past night, i found myself back in my hometown for the evening and went by her place to pay her the 20 i owed. She decided to change the terms of the deal. The exchange became sex for essay.

so in short, free essay, free sex, 20 dollars in my pocket i go and buy myself a nice sack of dank. all in all, excellent deal.

[Inferius]

Was she attractive?

[WakingDream]

Ohhh good question.

[Pride]

^ lol, werd.
was she attractive?

[smoking habit]

I'm guessing not. but hey prove me wrong.

[justinsane]

i know close to zero hot girls that would do work for sex. the only thing that comes to mind is some chick whos never had sex. ... did you do it?

[someuser]

Was she hot???


LoL

If jeremy thunder answers anything but 'no' he is going to lose any respect he could ever have here. A hot girl doing a guy's homework and giving him free sex?! Of course she is not attractive. $10 bucks says she is a fat chick.

[friendowl]

who cares if shes hot or not
good deal anyways

he could be like the new duce bigalow
fat chicks fuck good cuz they might notget a chance again
in a long time

have you ever seen a fine freak eating ribs [they use forks and shit]
and fat girls will stick it in her mouth and out comes a shiny clean boner

[Frivolous248]

Dude, a lot of hot chicks are very smart.

She MIGHT have been hot, but theres a good chance she wasn't.

This sounds like something straight out of a porno though.

[jeremy thunder]

i completely forgot i made this thread haha. uhmm, she's pretty hot actually, and i know not many would trade sex for work, but she's a complete fiend. like serious serious fiend. like when i asked her once how many dicks she has sucked, she had to make phone calls to figure it out. ridiculous. but worth it.

[marvelous22]

wow sweet deal lmao

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Haha so she's a slut?


It's okay, I'd fuck a slut for an essay.

[Frivolous248]

Haha so she's a slut?


It's okay, I'd fuck a slut for an essay.

Any time you need an essay just ask :thumbsup:

[lagstronaut]

i completely forgot i made this thread haha. uhmm, she's pretty hot actually, and i know not many would trade sex for work, but she's a complete fiend. like serious serious fiend. like when i asked her once how many dicks she has sucked, she had to make phone calls to figure it out. ridiculous. but worth it.



oh yeah sweet deal! free essay, free sex, free std!

[Magic Haze]

wow rofl nice deal there, next thing you know you got herpies :p

[phoenix]

oh yeah sweet deal! free essay, free sex, free std!

Hey, I had to pay for mine, so it is a pretty sweet deal.