Most Desperate Thing You've Done

[justinsane]

What's the most desperate thing you've done for either weed, or to get high? (from weed). We all have a line we just won't cross when it comes to how low we stoop to get high. But sometimes you just crack, and sell your mom's van to buy a gram. But thats another story.. jk.

Let me, before the act of desperation, tell you that i was a complete rookie smoker... who tried vaping beaners in a test tube..

ok i said it!!

now you.

[Left]

I dont understand. Your slang is like sign language to me.

[slipknotpsycho]

he tried to vaporize seeds in a test tube in an attempt to get high.

[justinsane]

he tried to vaporize seeds in a test tube in an attempt to get high.

thats what i was getting at. im flyin high right now, so forgive the construction of the thread

[Left]

i thought he murdered mexicans and burned their bodies in an incinerator to earn money and buy weed.

[PdoubleOTY]

i thought he murdered mexicans and burned their bodies in an incinerator to earn money and buy weed.

best way to make a quick buck!:thumbsup:



i sold a textbook the other day for my sociology class to buy an 8th....the book was still in the wrapper and i have a 98 in the class, so i felt it was such a waste to not buy bud with it!

[LuckyNiner]

When you get to the point where you're at the risk of compromising your values just to get some bud, I recommend taking a break from weed and re-evaluating your life.

Sure, we've all had nights where FUCK, we want to smoke like crazy, but you have to deal with it, and you can.

Or you can smoke your stems. Which I've done. I wouldn't call that desperate, though, just stupid.

[name_1878]

if you smoke joints or blunts alot
just save your roaches and someday when your desperate youll find a few and scrape up some bud out of em
haha

[Chronic.Tonic]

Once I drove around all day long trying to find an eigth. It took almost 6 hours and a full tank of gas. But nearly 6 cd's later I got some. So yeah, sometimes you really crave and sometimes you don't. Personally I don't think that I will do it again.

[Jake_Jeckel56]

I think the most desperate thing ive ever done was drive my friend 200 miles so that he could get a qp of chronic, all for an 1/8 for myself.

[sensistar]

CARPET SHOPPIN

[Reefer Rogue]

I think smoking rez is pretty desperate these days, so i'll say that.

[Nochowderforyou]

Yeah, resin would be up there for me, but I haven't smoked it in quite some time.

Mine would have to be walking 4km (one way), in the middle of Feb., in -25degC weather, for a 1/16 bag. :p Yes, a $20 bag. Not too bad I guess, but he was the only person I knew.

[Eshelmen]

sold all my dvds "Like 50 for maybe 130 bucks at ebgames

then i noticed after i blew that shit on a quarter and some food...I HAD NO MORE MOVIES.. oh well.. on demand for the win

[LIP]

It's not good to be that desparate. At least none of you have broke the law or stolen anything... cos that'd make us dope smokers as bad as the crack heads

[Pipe Dreams]

Well Ive broken into cars and cleaned em out, but the money wasnt directly for reefer, more for whatever I wanted to use it on and just happened to be reefer at the time.

[Nocturnal Stoner]

last night i was bored, so i dismantled my acrylic bong, and took out the stem cause the bowl has been scraped clean. and i scraped off the resin off the stem, got a tiny bowl, but i was baked :D

[are you kind]

we've had people call us for a $20 sack before of schwagg and we have a little money too, so we just get their money, call the dude up and get a half ounce for 30, and give about 1/4 ounce to who ever threw in $20

[zephyrinne]

Damn.

The most I've ever done is scraped and cleaned out my glass pipe extensively to get every single bit of resin out. Then I smoked the black shit.

I don't really get desparate for weed. Of course it's nice to have around all the time, but when I don't have it, I don't freak out and do crazy things to get it.

[Pezzo]

slipknotpsycho how u become the seal bounce champ? ive tried everythin for hours and it is actually impossible to get higher than i did, i forget how high that was somethin like 1250 ish

[Pezzo]

i did get some weed mixed up in some backy once it was resin and the same colour as the baccy so i spent ages searching in detail to get like a 2mm by 2mm block of resin out lol stuck it ina cake after that dno y

[Willard_420]

I had a bag full of stems, but no weed. So I tossed the stems in my grinder, and smoked them in the ugliest bowl I've ever seen.

[The Reffer]

the most desperate thing ive done is this one time me and 2 friends were at the beach and they not me were they looking and found like 5 roaches on the sandy floor and took the weed out and smoked it i took like a hit but thats it

[Frivolous248]

Tossed like 3 roaches in my bowl, paper and all. My bowl was BRAND NEW and I had NO weed, just those roaches...Thats about it. I don't know how desperate that is though, I don't believe in wasting roaches, but its better to roll them than smoke them, paper and all, in a bowl.

That sucked so bad cause I smoked out of my pipe that one time and then not again for like 4 months cause I got caught and promised to take a break till summer.

[hipEstoner]

stole 5 boxes of cold medicine to trade my freind for buds... and ,,, cleanin out my keyboard to get the little peices of bud that fell through the keys, haha, actually got about half a bowl

[crusty old stoner]

I once watched a buddy check out a 1/4 z. I was wondering why he was asking to buy it, as we had enough cash between us to buy gas and a 12 pack .
He gave the bag a good look, opened the bag to smell the weed, after he was finished, he told the dude no thanks, maybe later.
As we were driving away I asked why he was checking out the bag knowing he did not have the cash to buy it.
His reply was to open his mouth and spit out a bud he managed to bite while smelling the weed.
Very desperate but funny as hell.

[Pezzo]

lmao

[Dankmike]

i dont get desperate.

[souldistortion]

I once watched a buddy check out a 1/4 z. I was wondering why he was asking to buy it, as we had enough cash between us to buy gas and a 12 pack .
He gave the bag a good look, opened the bag to smell the weed, after he was finished, he told the dude no thanks, maybe later.
As we were driving away I asked why he was checking out the bag knowing he did not have the cash to buy it.
His reply was to open his mouth and spit out a bud he managed to bite while smelling the weed.
Very desperate but funny as hell.

why the fuck did he spit it out?? what the fuck. if he was gonna go for it, then why didnt he just try and get away with it.

[crusty old stoner]

He spit it out into his hand.... then we smoked it
We were driving away when he told me what he did.

[l3loody]

i beat my brother unconsious because he wouldnt share his bud with me. then i got in trouble because my mom had to pay the medical bill. but we just told the ER that he fell off the stairs because he didnt see the step...

[Dankmike]

i beat my brother unconsious because he wouldnt share his bud with me. then i got in trouble because my mom had to pay the medical bill. but we just told the ER that he fell off the stairs because he didnt see the step...

your fucked up.

[lil josh]

the only thing i ever do is clean out ma grinder...scrape everythink of the edges then chuck it in a 1 skin wiv some backy n smoke

[Ivlatt]

Not really the same kinda thing but..

Once ran out of lighting material when the spliffs were rolled. I have a gas fire and we were smoking outside. We lit a candle and lit the spliffs with a candle.

Candle-lit spliffs for the win ;)

[SpaceCaptainDimi]

i beat my brother unconsious because he wouldnt share his bud with me. then i got in trouble because my mom had to pay the medical bill. but we just told the ER that he fell off the stairs because he didnt see the step...

are you seriously fucking retarded? real question.

[moeburn]

Not really the same kinda thing but..

Once ran out of lighting material when the spliffs were rolled. I have a gas fire and we were smoking outside. We lit a candle and lit the spliffs with a candle.

Candle-lit spliffs for the win ;)

How about using a candle to vaporize out of a lightbulb?

= me for the win.

[orangeman]

Well I have pride so the only thing I've done that was desperate with getting weed is just asking for a lower price or ask for it for free and pay them later, the other is finding my old bags (if I have them) and get all the ones I find and hopefully get some bud crumbs out and roll a joint :p.

[c of green]

i dont get desperate.............however i did have a guy offer to BUY my resin today.(is pinching an early bud desperate?if so GUILTY!!!!!!!)

[raiden41]

I think the dude selling the weed was more desperate for money than i was for weed... Woke up at 2 in the morning once and wanted to get high had 5$ to my name so i though I would buy just a blunt I bought weed from this dude before he was a friend of my best freind. He drove 25 miles to my house made me give him the 5$ so he could pay for a QP?!?(wierd eh?) Waited at a park at the end of my street in the freezing cold for an hour dude never showed up so I called the number he got ahold of me from and it was a pharmacy in a different town havent seen him since. I think of this story when i need a laugh hehe good thing is my buddy gave me a free dime bag cause he felt bad for me :D

[hipEstoner]

i beat my brother unconsious because he wouldnt share his bud with me. then i got in trouble because my mom had to pay the medical bill. but we just told the ER that he fell off the stairs because he didnt see the step...

ill beat you unconsious for a toke : ) , fucking ass, dick, bittch

[l3loody]

ill beat you unconsious for a toke : ) , fucking ass, dick, bittch

i love you too <3 :rasta:

[S.P.Q.R.]

spent about 2 hours finding all the little flakes of weed on my computer desk. Then scraped the outside of some stems.. got a few bowls though

[S.P.Q.R.]

i beat my brother unconsious because he wouldnt share his bud with me. then i got in trouble because my mom had to pay the medical bill. but we just told the ER that he fell off the stairs because he didnt see the step...

Hahaha

[Bob the Awesome]

i love you too <3 :rasta:

Hey, aren't you the guy who wanted to tell his mom about smoking weed? Dude, if you're doing shit like beating up your brother, no wonder your parents don't trust you. :mad:

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

CARPET SHOPPIN


HA-HA-HA

then thaaaat made me freakin laugh. :D

[Pshamous]

i once sucked dick fo crack, OH SHIT! wrong forum.

just kiddin.

crack is wack

[Pshamous]

dude ive done the light bulb thing too.

[Dutch Masta]

The "worst" or "lowest" thing I've ever done related to marijuana is probably cash a $50 birthday check and the rest of the $10 or so money in my drawer for an eighth of bud when I was younger. Ever since then I've never really had a problem being able to afford bud.

[jaGerbom]

i always take the spare change out of my pocket and put it in a big cup and after like 2 weeks it turns in to a lot of cash....it amazes me sometimes...but yea that helps with the weed bills:pimp:

i suggest u start doing that...instead of beating your brothers ass:thumbsup: