Why do people have to be like this.

[TheFatKid]

So it was a Saturday morning. The air was all fresh, the temperature was fine. All in all, it seemed like it was the perfect day. Everyone was being very friendly to me for some reason online. I went to go walk outside to the park to get some weed and get blazed. I'm walkin along, no troubles, just jammin to my music. I finally get to the park, see my dealer. We get in his car and just drive away. He breaks open this HUGE sandwich bag, packed to the TOP. He states he needs to get rid of it, and fast. Well before I know it, we are riding along on the highway and we start lighting up two FATASS blunts of this shit. The blunt was a quarter way done and I was SOOOOOOOO messed up beyond belief. It must've been imported from somewhere magnificent. After we finish our blunts, he tells me that since we've been good friends for a while, he is gonna give the WHOLE BAG to me for 40 bucks. I was AMAZED. We pull over to an empty field, where absolutely no one was. He gets out of the car, opens my door and starts punching the shit out of my face. Then these huge mother fuckers come out of the bush and start stomping on me. He then took my money, and drove away. When I finally woke up, I had to call my mom to get home. She was worried about me.I got in one little fightand my mom got scaredAnd said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror.If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eightand I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

[Acouwaila]

what the fuck

[thcbongman]

............

[TallulahGreen]

What the fuck? I am so confused. What happend? Did this really happen? HUH?

[cannabis campbell]

How long has he been your dealer?

lmfao thats pathetic i can understand if you had like £500 on you but £40 :s he must be really poor, and in debt with another dealer

[souldistortion]

LOL. are you jsut really stoned. lying? both? or is this story really true. if so that sucks. people who smoke bud should be spreading love not hate.
cannabis is all about love, peace and unity.

[Nochowderforyou]

Did he really do that to you? That's so, sad over nothing.

And what's with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song at the end? :p

[Inferius]

Funny. But if you're being serious...
Makes me sad/mad that this crap happens.
True, lowering yourself to his level would be worse, but in this case, I feel a little retribution is in order. Go slash his tires.

[TheFatKid]

I didn't think people would take it this seriously. I think nochowder and inferius were the only ones that got it =P

[Nochowderforyou]

I didn't think people would take it this seriously. I think nochowder and inferius were the only ones that got it =P

It's hard to detect sarcasim reading words. ;)

[Greenport]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao dude i was gunna cry til i started reading the bel air song lmaooo

[smok3y]

Wtf??

[crudemood]

omg that was funny, espcially near the end! haha
and if tha treally did happen to you. im sorry. karma will bite them in the ass!

[pabloescobar209]

So it was a Saturday morning. The air was all fresh, the temperature was fine. All in all, it seemed like it was the perfect day. Everyone was being very friendly to me for some reason online. I went to go walk outside to the park to get some weed and get blazed. I'm walkin along, no troubles, just jammin to my music. I finally get to the park, see my dealer. We get in his car and just drive away. He breaks open this HUGE sandwich bag, packed to the TOP. He states he needs to get rid of it, and fast. Well before I know it, we are riding along on the highway and we start lighting up two FATASS blunts of this shit. The blunt was a quarter way done and I was SOOOOOOOO messed up beyond belief. It must've been imported from somewhere magnificent. After we finish our blunts, he tells me that since we've been good friends for a while, he is gonna give the WHOLE BAG to me for 40 bucks. I was AMAZED. We pull over to an empty field, where absolutely no one was. He gets out of the car, opens my door and starts punching the shit out of my face. Then these huge mother fuckers come out of the bush and start stomping on me. He then took my money, and drove away. When I finally woke up, I had to call my mom to get home. She was worried about me.I got in one little fightand my mom got scaredAnd said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror.If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eightand I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

You're dealing with a fake ass dealer if he is stomping your face for $40, this is unless you have fuked him before and this was payback.

[Nochowderforyou]

You're dealing with a fake ass dealer if he is stomping your face for $40, this is unless you have fuked him before and this was payback.

:p Read the thread. It was a joke. :)

[Reefer Rogue]

I believed it and thought you just had a good sense of humour. Oh well, you got me ;)

[silasbotwin]

hahahahaha

[orangeman]

At first I was believing it, now I believe you just created a stoners version of th Fresh Prince of Bel Air's theme song lol. Strange fucker.

[smoke it]

.....well, shit happens. what are you guna do

[phoenix]

Hahahah that was hilarious. :D

[D.Boone]

wow dude u lead me on pretty good. i was like holy shit man thats fked up? wtf fresh prince? bel-air? what is goin on?

[RIP ODB]

Some of these threads are the worst...

[JunkYard]

lmao @ op...

[oturbojoeo4o]

dude i didnt even notice i was reading the song, then i started goingto the beat and i actually had to finish the post singing the song and point like he does in the direction of bel-air

im so bored

[go toke up]

good stuff man lol.... that would suuck to happen tho.

[4gan2ja0]

yeeah, at first i thoguht you were serious, and it pissed me off that that dick would do something like that. but you typed all that for what reason? lol

and it might not be you, but do i have you on msn? if so where've you been man?

[TheFatKid]

I don't have MSN


and lol@the people who haven't caught on.

Here is a little backstory on this. It all started on the World of Warcraft off topic forums. Someone would make a very interesting thread, and suddenly you run into the Fresh Prince song. Its now been done WAAYY too many times on those boards, so I decided to bring it here to see how many people I would get. Try it yourself =)

[euphoriaisendearing]

I'm suprised no one got it. I got it like right away. That was hilarious.

[Fan o KmK]

dude thats not that funny...shit like this actually happens to kids all the time.

[Distromnia]

LMFAO. Bel-air. You go on totse?

www.totse.com for those who don't know. Decent community, has a drug section. :D

[buddymyfriend]

Lol! I was all for feeling sorry for ya, then I read the Fresh prince theme tune! Funny shit bro!:clap:

Peace

Buddy

[TheFatKid]

na i dont go on totse, and for all those people that have a friend or know someone that ended up in that situation, im sorry. i was only trying to think of an interesting story to keep people's attention.

[NightProwler]

woah

[partyguy420]

... Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

this should tell everone that hes telling a bull shit story, and that he needs to get a life... if it did realy happen...your fucking stupid for butting the freash bel-air them song into the story....

[TheFatKid]

this should tell everone that hes telling a bull shit story, and that he needs to get a life... if it did realy happen...your fucking stupid for butting the freash bel-air them song into the story....



Chill bro, its just a joke.

[lardman]

LMAO
Pretty funny, ive seen the ending put on other shit....i didnt even read it and saw the bel-air thing......still funny though lol......to many people took u seriously. Good Job :thumbsup:

[4gan2ja0]

LMAO
Pretty funny, ive seen the ending put on other shit....i didnt even read it and saw the bel-air thing......still funny though lol......to many people took u seriously. Good Job :thumbsup:

ITS YOU! not the fatkid, but you can see why i mixed you two up, where have you been man, i havent seen you on msn in a while

[lardman]

HEY MAN! sorry, ive been grounded....i still am....just sneaking a few posts and some porn. Ill prolly be on this weekend, so ya. cya man

;)

[Fan o KmK]

this should tell everone that hes telling a bull shit story, and that he needs to get a life... if it did realy happen...your fucking stupid for butting the freash bel-air them song into the story....

chill dog i was a bit offended at first too but take a deep breath for realz.

[mamma puffpuff420]

thats a sad way 2 get attention
i dont think u were a bit funny
grow up fatkid

[chisme]

plus the line of fresh prince goes like this


"if anything i could tell that this cab was WARE but i thought nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air!"

[TheFatKid]

thats a sad way 2 get attention
i dont think u were a bit funny
grow up fatkid

How is it a way to get attention? I saw it on a different message board and thought I would bring something from the gamer community to the cannabis community.

[Nochowderforyou]

Don't people know how to take a joke here? Stop being so snobby and grab a sense of humour, take the stick out your asses, smoke a bowl, and shut up. :p Geez, you don't like it, don't read it.

[ninfan77]

I nominate this worse joke ever.

[TheFatKid]

I nominate this worse joke ever.

I can live with that, I'm just happy you aren't telling me to grow up or that I crave attention.

[EbelEyes]

lol