RedLocks
11-04-2006, 04:51 PM
So this is a story of something that happened years back, decided I would post about it...
So I used to work construction, on lunch hour we would stop at a shopping center, get lunch, hang out for an hour, etc.. So we get there this one day, and I gotta take a wicked dump, so I see the supermarket is right there so I figure go in, take a crap then go get lunch.. So i walk directly to the back of the store, go to the bathroom, then start to walk through the store, on the way out i stick my hand in my pocket, take out a ciggarette from the pack without taking the pack out of my pocket, and put the smoke behind my ear and head for the door.
Well as I get to the door some dipshit worker walks up to me and tells me. "sir I saw you put something into your pocket, what was it?" I'm like, nothing kid, i just took a smoke out and put it in my ear as i pull the ciggarette out of my ear and put it in his face..
He replies, no I saw you put something in your pocket, would you mind showing me what ya got in your pockets..
So I think to myself hehehehe, I got some funny shit in my pockets because I am at work, this should be fun, on top of the fact i am wearing cargo pants and i got 6 pockets to empty.
So i empty one pocket, was like money and stuff, empty another pocket got ciggarettes and lighter, go into another pocket, got two knives because i am at work and always need a knife. At this point my hands are pretty full so i tell him "here hold this" I hand him my money, ciggarettes and knives.
Then I pull a few latex gloves out of my pocket because i had been doing somehting with chemicals so I had them hany, i drop the latex gloves in his hand. Finally I only have one pocket with something left in it.. so I stick my hand in and... pull out like a half ounce of weed and tell him and this is all i got in my pockets, happy now?"
He looks at the bag of weed, then at the handfull of knives and latex gloves, shoves them back into my hand and sez uhh uhh sorry and turned around and went away lol..
i then continued with my lunch break, stupid supermarket workers!
So I used to work construction, on lunch hour we would stop at a shopping center, get lunch, hang out for an hour, etc.. So we get there this one day, and I gotta take a wicked dump, so I see the supermarket is right there so I figure go in, take a crap then go get lunch.. So i walk directly to the back of the store, go to the bathroom, then start to walk through the store, on the way out i stick my hand in my pocket, take out a ciggarette from the pack without taking the pack out of my pocket, and put the smoke behind my ear and head for the door.
Well as I get to the door some dipshit worker walks up to me and tells me. "sir I saw you put something into your pocket, what was it?" I'm like, nothing kid, i just took a smoke out and put it in my ear as i pull the ciggarette out of my ear and put it in his face..
He replies, no I saw you put something in your pocket, would you mind showing me what ya got in your pockets..
So I think to myself hehehehe, I got some funny shit in my pockets because I am at work, this should be fun, on top of the fact i am wearing cargo pants and i got 6 pockets to empty.
So i empty one pocket, was like money and stuff, empty another pocket got ciggarettes and lighter, go into another pocket, got two knives because i am at work and always need a knife. At this point my hands are pretty full so i tell him "here hold this" I hand him my money, ciggarettes and knives.
Then I pull a few latex gloves out of my pocket because i had been doing somehting with chemicals so I had them hany, i drop the latex gloves in his hand. Finally I only have one pocket with something left in it.. so I stick my hand in and... pull out like a half ounce of weed and tell him and this is all i got in my pockets, happy now?"
He looks at the bag of weed, then at the handfull of knives and latex gloves, shoves them back into my hand and sez uhh uhh sorry and turned around and went away lol..
i then continued with my lunch break, stupid supermarket workers!