How to make weed sound good

[l3loody]

I have pondered what would happen if i got caught smoking. and if i did...what would i say. what would be the benefits of smoking, and the downfalls. because if my parents ever catch me, i wont quit, i will either tell them whats good with weed and bad and if they still dont like it, ill just say okay, i wont smoke. and be more careful. what could i possibly say

(my moms asian and strict, and my dad is scottish and he thinks i can do anything he did when he was a kid *including smoke im guessing because he let my brother do it. but my mom nvr knew*)

[Smokin EnDo]

If you get caught look her in the eye and say "me love you long time." Sorry but anyway just google fact sheets on marijuana or use the one on this site. Erowid.org definitly has the best informaion on any drug so I would look there first. Your parents won't be pleased my mom wasn't my dad was! Be persistant and prove that you do well in life and have a job/ do well in school. I wouldn't expect a pleasing answer unless you are 15+ and 15 is on the young side. You will get caught by your parents they have lived with you for you whole life they now you ebtter than anyone else.

[l3loody]

im 16, 17 dec. 30th (yes, that means u guys can send me weed for a present :thumbsup: ) and OMG i dont wanna get caught.

[Smokin EnDo]

Dude I thought my mom would flip if I got caught. Well I smoked 3 jays with my friend and the house reeked and she woke up. She was a litttle mad but not really. Now 4 months later I can openly talk about poty with her and show her my peices. It just takes a good realtionship and trust. But I have 3.1gpa and am always on the honor roll and have a job that im doing very well at so that helps. I am also 16 ill be 17 in February, so we're basically the same age. Don't tell her until you get caught but sooner or later it will happen.

[l3loody]

well, im not like you. i dont have honor roll. and i have had bad grades since about 2nd grade. so at least if i get caught she wont say thats why i have bad grades. because she KNOWs i didnt smoke in 2nd grade. and she HATES smokers (ciggarettes) and i dunno what she thinks of about weed. all i know is that when i get back from a party, she gets REALLY close to me to smell me to make sure i didnt drink or smoke. (stupid ass, i smoke and drink, in the beginning of the party, and when i leave the party about 4-5 hours later, she doesnt smell a thing)

[sensistar]

kick your mom in her slant eye---and your dad in his brown and just smoke
it will be legal in a few years anyways---then what
i smoke with my grandma --hell i think my whole family just about smokes --
i have never smoked a CIG ever hell irarely drink --i didnt even start smoking pot till i was 18 --and thats late --but i was a jock -i hated the smell but now i super love it ..i used to be a bully with no HOLD i would just stomp anyone who tested me but now i just laugh things off and go on --

[Storm Crow]

Hi 13loody, print this up and give it to your parents when you get caught--
http://cmaj.ca.cgi/content/abstract/1666/7/887 Convince them your use is moderate and you were just trying for better grades! LOL As a teacher's aide who teaches HOW to study, here's my advice. Do math straight- reward yourself after getting the math done. Writing is another story- write your essays stoned, then go over them straight to correct the errors in spelling, etc. Reading- read your text book straight the first time and stoned the second- you'll see more interesting connections. And above all-DON"T PUT OFF YOUR WORK!!! Kids in college thought I was crazy starting my term papers a couple of weeks into the semester, BUT when finals came around, they were going crazy trying to do a term paper and study for finals. My paper was done and I could focus on the finals- I graduated with honors. I wrote virtually all my papers stoned- it can help with the creativity end of things. Good luck with the parents!

[sensistar]

tell em you have cancer!lol

[l3loody]

thanks storm lol. and ill tell them i have cancer too :)

[l3loody]

the link doesnt work!!! WHY!!!

[Zoosh]

Cannabis is your anti-rejection drug.
You had a liver transplant and if you dont smoke cannabis your body will reject the liver and you'll die.

[l3loody]

anti-rejection, so if i smoke it, will the love of my life not reject me?

[l3loody]

dammet, my mom brought up a good point today, she started talking about me hangin out with my friends who do drugs, and i said ppl who do drugs arent bad or stupid. all my druggie friends are really calm, and have a good outlook on things.

so she comes back and says "well, they get stupid when they run out and they need more right? they do stupid stuff then. i dont want them stealing from our houses"

[Smokin EnDo]

I don't steal shit from my friends. Im not some fucking crack-head. Get a job if you need money. Tell your mom you'll drop an a-bomb on her if she says stupid shit like that again. If she gets mad just say "me love you long time" again.

[Reefer Rogue]

"I was just killing glioma cells, give me a break..."

[smoke it]

^^^yes lol. say that^^^

[Storm Crow]

Sorry- I blew it! Here's the link (hopefully I got it right this time! Shouldn't post when I'm that stoned!) http://www.cmaj.ca/cgi/content/abstract/166/7/887

Checked it- it works now! Luv you all- Granny Storm Crow :stoned:

[Pipe Dreams]

I don't steal shit from my friends. Im not some fucking crack-head. Get a job if you need money. Tell your mom you'll drop an a-bomb on her if she says stupid shit like that again. If she gets mad just say "me love you long time" again.



Hahahahaehahahahaha dude you are one funny mother fucker man! :smokin: :D :D