is it true

[acrca]

i drink mt dew all the time and people tell that yellow #5 will shrink my dick. will it??:confused:

[slipknotpsycho]

omg... just omg is all i can say....

YES IT WILL SHRINK YOUR DICK!

[Cheery Cherry]

Holy shit...that's too much lmao. I have never heard that one before.

[acrca]

i wanna see if other people think the same

[Smokin EnDo]

I've never heard that one. I've heard the myth about it lowers your spearm count. But that is beyond retarded.

[acrca]

well i dont have much to worry about anyways if you know what i mean ;)

[Inferius]

I always thought it was red 40 that did that...

[kknight]

i drink mt dew all the time and people tell that yellow #5 will shrink my dick. will it??:confused:

No, I actually asked my doctor this a few years ago.

Yellow 5 has to do with the coloring of the drink I do believe.

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

Let's pass this one on to the mythbusters.

[acrca]

Yellow 5 has to do with the coloring of the drink I do believe.

well yeah i knew that, but ill belive you if your doc said so

[cannabis campbell]

Lmfao this thread made me laugh so much guess what cannabis makes your dick shrink too

oh fuck :stoned:

[invision]

i drink MD all the time and dick shrunk right back into myself so stay away.....

[Greenport]

i drink MD all the time and dick shrunk right back into myself so stay away.....

LMFAOWROFLMFBOSHITIHDAWTH!!!!!!!

[deftdrummer]

this just in, Cannabis DOES make your dick shrink, and that would explain MY grossly undersized peter.

[kknight]

I googled "Will drinking yellow 5 make my penis shrink." :D

Sparks says: No

http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp

[Zohar]

You dick will be fine. Continue enjoying your mountain dew.

[dryst]

it wont shrink ur dick...and niether will weed

but they both do lower ur sperm count...but what do u need those for anywayz :D

oh btw just a little random fact, but whitey tighties also lower sperm count :D

[couch-potato]

i drink MD all the time and dick shrunk right back into myself so stay away.....


so... its like a pussy now? because that would be awesome... or maybe it would just be sick... fuck i dunno

[dryst]

so... its like a pussy now? because that would be awesome... or maybe it would just be sick... fuck i dunno

ya...thats disgusting...

[TheSmokingMonkey]

It's not true. You might get cancer, though.

[darkside]

weed does not lower sperm count. thats a myth.

[johnnyAKABob]

these days everything seems to lower your sperm count, if your dick falls off then you know you ate or drank too much of something you shouldnt have...

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

A low sperm count can be a good thing. You still get all the same pleasure from sex, but without getting her pregnant.

[MaryJaneScott]

It's a new form of birth control... the kit includes:

a couple bottles of Mt. Dew,
some pot,
and a pair of tighty whities.

[tootsie roll]

i drink mt dew all the time and people tell that yellow #5 will shrink my dick. will it??:confused:


We need a straight out "LOL" icon.

Nooo, Moutain Dew doesn't make anyhing shrink except your thirst.

[yoda]

It's a new form of birth control... the kit includes:

a couple bottles of Mt. Dew,
some pot,
and a pair of tighty whities.

rofl :thumbsup:

i heard this rumor yeeeeears ago. as already been said, not true. but being a little little kid at the time, i was scared shitless of MD.

[iwantFUEGO]

wow the yellow 5 myth started when i was in like 5th grade... geez that was like 13 years ago...

i always stayed away from mountain dew...

[beachguy in thongs]

i drink mt dew all the time and people tell that yellow #5 will shrink my dick. will it??:confused:

I've never heard that, but, my step-father, who is an ex-police officer, said that Mountain Dew will exacerbate your THC-level reading, in a blood test.

[beachguy in thongs]

A low sperm count can be a good thing. You still get all the same pleasure from sex, but without getting her pregnant.

Lol, low sperm count. So, you only have 13,000,000 sperm heads, as compared to 40,000,000. It only takes one.

[acrca]

aright im glad to hear that most of you think not so ima keep drinking mt dew, but ima blame it on you guys if youre wrong