Win a Great prize!!!

[Abattoir Dream]

I was thinking, i got alot of gear i wanna get rid of, you can have all my growing and smoking equipment for free If you bring me the head of your first born child....

my address is,

316 acacia avenue,
hell's peak,
mount. turnbackordie

postcode is 13END 0VA

Just be the first person to send a head, and you will win,

NOTE: I am not a scammer! this is not a scam! I believe in fair trade, and will not run away with any heads without givin away the equipment, - peace!

p.s. age is not an issue, as long as they were your first-born it doesnt matter how old they are, thnx for your time.

[dryst]

shit...i gotta have a baby! quick someone lend me an embryo!!

[Abattoir Dream]

lend u one! okay, new rule, no babys born by 'borrowed' embryo's

[dryst]

but i dont have a baby!!!

ur discriminating!!!

[Abattoir Dream]

haha nah, i need it for a spell to conjour zombies and a borrowed or adopted one wont work,

-we'll see who survives the REAL zombie attack....lol

[Abattoir Dream]

Unless you're on PCP, you need some help...
Then again, if you are on PCP, you still need some help

hahahahaha - hey, got any kids???

[thcbongman]

A dipper would be nice right now.

As for the prize, I offer you the sperm of my first born. I'm too lazy to wait 9 months.

[Abattoir Dream]

nah, im plenty good for other ppls spunk, collected enough of that through msn messenger....

I cant believe your all still trying to get babies, I got a friend in holland whos already stuck trying to hide the decapitated body.. he said the package is in the post, i dont know whether thats my PCP or the head... oh well, i need both urgently....

[the yeag]

your such a fucking lilttle wanker

[Abattoir Dream]

good day to you too you foul mouthed peice of shit, got any babies?