Perfect stoner thread

[Greenport]

alright this is a game thread, you must post wat u think would make the perfect stoner. (ex-They must be able to roll tight joints). get it? just post ill go first.
They should be able to clear a bong

[JR77]

The perfect stoner will ALWAYS have bud!

[friendowl]

has a great sense of humor

[The Big Easy]

The perfect stoner always has the hook ups

[Inferius]

Knows directions to every good food place by heart, and can recite them even under the most trippy, most confusing high ever known.

[Nochowderforyou]

Every good stoner should know how to make a bong from simple household products.

[iwantFUEGO]

perfect stoners wont try to match ur fuego with their brown-frown.

[stinkyattic]

Grows their own head stash
Has lots of cheese and olives in the fridge
Never gets mean/weird
Is very relaxed
Can still hold a decent conversation after a bowl or 3

[Greenport]

perfect stoner shuld be able to roll cones

[napolitana869]

doesnt get caught by anyone

[crunksquirrel]

is cool and NOT annoying while high/sober

[JamesTurncoat]

*Lives* by the motto, "Just chill."

And wears cool sweaters.

[napolitana869]

has a really cool bong

[RichieRich]

the perfect stoner has a hot as milf mom who is always trying to smoke me out as well!!!

[mamma puffpuff420]

a perfect stoner will stand up 4 there rites 2 smoke
weed
+ a perfect stoner is kewl and maintains around others.always

[AlwaysBlazed]

the perfect stoner can act sober at will

[thouragood jankins]

i think the perfect stoner is the person that never will tell never gets caught, always hooks you up, grows his owns, and takes riskes for you.

[Illmaculate]

Deals enough to smoke for free..(or grows his/her own) and has a good music collection..:rasta:

[darkside]

*Lives* by the motto, "Just chill."

And wears cool sweaters.

cool sweaters is an oxymoron.

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

always has a good amount of weed on them (eigth+), can roll like a god, and can perform the Strikeout without mercy

[Dankmike]

*me*

[ghettoBlunt]

the perfect stoner has their mind wander on dope shit and it makes epic conversations
always has a grin
doesnt make enemies
never 'fakes' shit
remains chill
can hold it together in sketchy situations
offers j's, but never pressures
has your back
is always ready to blaze one with you
has some good music, actually an assload of good tunes
laughs at your shwag and tries to drop his nug in the grinder but its stuck to his finger
haha, im blazed and done, good topic tho:rasta:

[Greenport]

just post 1 thing please :P! well 1 thing in each post.

[Greenport]

no more posters? :(

[Kid Dynamite]

my dear mother used to say the perfect stoner...

always washes behind his ears and under his nails.

or was that child? i get confused...

[crudemood]

Knows directions to every good food place by heart, and can recite them even under the most trippy, most confusing high ever known.

You win. Perfect stoner right here.

[cannabis campbell]

great music taste

[cannabis campbell]

great bud + munchies

[potsmokingnome]

The perfect stoner NEVER hogs the joint!

[kknight]

the perfect stoner has their mind wander on dope shit and it makes epic conversations
always has a grin
doesnt make enemies
never 'fakes' shit
remains chill
can hold it together in sketchy situations
offers j's, but never pressures
has your back
is always ready to blaze one with you
has some good music, actually an assload of good tunes
laughs at your shwag and tries to drop his nug in the grinder but its stuck to his finger
haha, im blazed and done, good topic tho:rasta:

Haha. That is me bro. Always have bud, smoke anyone and everyone up (usually), always starting "thought prevoking" convos, I pass court ordered supervised tests, got anyones back for the right reason, pick buddies up to smoke with blunt in hand, I DJ so I have the music on check and my stash is always admired by others. :D

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Lives across the street from 24-hour grocery store.