help me pass please!!!

[chronjon]

ok my mom is tripp n and i have a drug test but i dont know when i am getting it so i need to know all the ways that work and how i can pass this bitch



danke

[friendowl]

you can not be tested against your will
they must have your consent
i work in a spot where moms be bitchin all the time
about they think there kids are getting high

patients rights

they need consent
doctor wont right the order unless you give the ok

or drink water till you piiss clear
then take about 4-5 viamin b-12's

[Nochowderforyou]

Drink tons of water, cranberry juice is good, and if you can stomach it, down a cup or two of straight vinegar.

Exercise and start sweating your ass off.

And yes, no one can MAKE you take a drug test. Whay are they going to do, make you take a piss. I'd tell them no, piss in the tiolet and flsuh it all away.

Good luck man.

[napolitana869]

if he says no his mom will know hes been smoking though.

[Satan666]

But can she prove that.

[Smokin EnDo]

I've always heard if you smoke 2 joint right before a test you will pas guarenteed.

[justinsane]

chronjon, you wouldnt perhaps be from wisconsin would you?

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

when you walk in to take your piss walk in eating a Poppy seed bagel and tell them you eat one every morning.

[Captin]

I say this to all who seek clean piss: dick, cup, bleach...

other than that drink lots of water and vitamin b-12 before the test for color

[FakeBoobsRule]

you can not be tested against your will
they must have your consent

I guess you have forgotten about home tests administered by parents.

Parent:"Kid take this test."
Kid:"No"
Parent:"Ok, no money for you, give me the car keys, the cell phone, no computer for you, curfew is now 8:00 P.M. and here is your megalist of chores to do."

[deftdrummer]

fake boobs again trying to stir things up

[FakeBoobsRule]

Like I said before out of respect for the community I will not sink to your level.