JaggedEdge
11-01-2006, 10:58 PM
Last night after smoking a bowl my girlfriend spotted a huge mosquito and asked me to kill it. I get up and this thing is fast as lightning it flies into one of the corners and there is a little lizard or gecho (what ever it was.) Anyway a few inches away was another lizard on the ceiling. So I leave the mosquito alone and try and catch these two lizards in our bedroom and release them. I knock the first one into a pitcher and bring it outside. When I get back in the other one has moved to the other side of the room and I have nothing to stand on to get to it. So my girlfriend sprays it with water to try and get it to move closer to the ground. At this point the animals are all excited, I have two cats at my feet staring, and the dog is agitated as well. When she sparyed it, it feel to the ground, I tried to snatch it up, but the kitten was moving before I could get to it. So now we have the kitten going crazy over this little lizard trying to run for it's life, my girlfriend is crying (she loves all living things) and the kitten is under the dresser where I can't reach either one. Than the cat bolts from under the dresser with the lizard squriming around in it's mouth. My g/f freaks out even more and I'm chasing the fucking cat all over the room. The cat than hides again with its catch and I give up. Than we see the same lizard trying to crawl up the wall again. So I get up and try and catch it again and the cat claws my hand and starts trying to catch it again. I start smacking the cat in the head gently with a spatula but the thing won't budge. Meanwhile my girl is spraying the cat with water trying to get him to back off. Finally I smack him a bit harder on the ass and the runs away, I catch the injured lizard and bring it outside to likely die. My girlfriend finally calmed down and we smoked another bowl considering my high was now totally shot.
This cat see's a spider and runs, god forbid he try and kill something we want dead. Talk about a
This cat see's a spider and runs, god forbid he try and kill something we want dead. Talk about a