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Masta Stuff
11-01-2006, 09:52 PM
:rasta: I was just sitting in my room smoking some bud. When I had a crazy thought. Zombies...crazy, just like attacking us. Do you think everyone would be prepared?, Like I know how everyone says blah blah blah Grab a bunch of guns blah blah blah hide some where. or something screwed up like that. but there would be like mass chaos and no one would know what to do. Like right now if Zombies attacked and started comming alive and what not. I'm screwed you see.

I have a god damn graveyard like next to my house...I have a shotgun locked up and a few shells somewhere but somthing tells me I won't even make it far maybe pop a couple zombies off and then get suprised by the mail man or something. or being as how stoned I am right now. Shooting my damn leg off or arm :stoned:

There is that chainsaw in the garage...yup, chainsaw. But ya anyway heres my count

if the breakout started now I'd have about 15 zombies if all the people next door were infected cuz I live in a small outback road. then about 40 for the grave yard so thats 55 zombies..

GUNS
2 12 Gauge Shotguns
1 22 Rifle
40 shells
30 22 rounds

I'd prob kill about 15 maybe 20 before getting a close encounter or being attacked. but if I did get in the car and drive then that leaves me a chance except if I hit the big city I'm dead o well what do you guys think?


Would you make it would u survive who knows I dun think I would but thats just me lol. But ya man...zombies:thumbsup:

TallulahGreen
11-01-2006, 10:00 PM
I want whatever you're smokin'.

Dro_Princess
11-01-2006, 10:41 PM
I want whatever you're smokin'.

I second that.

There is a graveyard near my house too. I dont have any weapons so my only choice would be to get in the car and try and find a safe house.

napolitana869
11-01-2006, 10:48 PM
there's a book on what to do if you're attacked by zombies. I think it's called the zombie survival guide or something like that

Nochowderforyou
11-01-2006, 10:52 PM
I'd love to kill some zombies. Twist some necks off, gouge some eyes out, hell yeah! Bring on the zombies! :p

hello3pat
11-01-2006, 10:59 PM
You can't count the graveyard because the virus, solanum, cannot reanimate a body who's brain cells are already completely dead. Only the recently deceased, a few hours, can be brought back. I suggest you try reading the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

Newglory
11-02-2006, 12:49 AM
You can't count the graveyard because the virus, solanum, cannot reanimate a body who's brain cells are already completely dead. Only the recently deceased, a few hours, can be brought back. I suggest you try reading the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks


dude, what type of stupid douche tries to sound smart when talking about zombies?!
ZOMBIES are fictional, so theres no actual proof that it could be a virus, and its name, it couldbe witch craft if it ever did happen.

JEEZ

Zombies are like the thibng im scared of most.
I have no fucking clue waht id do
IT run around beating the shit outta stuff
and save one round in any gun top killmyself...before i can feel my like intestines being ripped out.

IMA SEE night of the living dead, 3-d, stoned outta my face...
thats the new zombie movie coming out, remakle of 70's one/

potsmokingnome
11-02-2006, 12:56 AM
:rasta: I was just sitting in my room smoking some bud. When I had a crazy thought. Zombies...crazy, just like attacking us. Do you think everyone would be prepared?, Like I know how everyone says blah blah blah Grab a bunch of guns blah blah blah hide some where. or something screwed up like that. but there would be like mass chaos and no one would know what to do. Like right now if Zombies attacked and started comming alive and what not. I'm screwed you see.

I have a god damn graveyard like next to my house...I have a shotgun locked up and a few shells somewhere but somthing tells me I won't even make it far maybe pop a couple zombies off and then get suprised by the mail man or something. or being as how stoned I am right now. Shooting my damn leg off or arm :stoned:

There is that chainsaw in the garage...yup, chainsaw. But ya anyway heres my count

if the breakout started now I'd have about 15 zombies if all the people next door were infected cuz I live in a small outback road. then about 40 for the grave yard so thats 55 zombies..

GUNS
2 12 Gauge Shotguns
1 22 Rifle
40 shells
30 22 rounds

I'd prob kill about 15 maybe 20 before getting a close encounter or being attacked. but if I did get in the car and drive then that leaves me a chance except if I hit the big city I'm dead o well what do you guys think?


Would you make it would u survive who knows I dun think I would but thats just me lol. But ya man...zombies:thumbsup:

Thats quite the active imagination you got there :) and yes plz do send me some of what your smokin too...just some scraps will be fine lol

Professor Dan K.
11-02-2006, 01:42 AM
you wouldnt be able to do anything witha 22 so i wouldnt even count that lol. but a 12 gauge would mess some zombies up. :rasta:

go toke up
11-02-2006, 02:13 AM
id get my bow and arrows and and fuck them up. then id take a car and form a convoy with family and friends, then go to an area that is scarcely populated and raid stores, get food, guns, and ammo. then we'd be set. it would suck tho because the world would be pretty much fucked up forever. shit would be crazy.

Ruairi.X
11-02-2006, 02:17 AM
i have a small solid metal bat... a machette... a .38sp derringer (small ass 2 shooter pistol)... and various gardening tools

dryst
11-02-2006, 02:33 AM
there's a book on what to do if you're attacked by zombies. I think it's called the zombie survival guide or something like that

lol u saw that on the history channel :D

jamstigator
11-02-2006, 08:29 AM
If you want a good zombie book, try 'Cell', by Stephen King. They aren't *exactly* traditional zombies...they're better! The basic plot is a signal pulse is sent out through all cellphones, and anyone using one gets their brains wiped and overwritten by new programming, turning them into ravening but communally intelligent zombie-like people, with a sort of shared consciousness and evolving mental powers, basically a new human species that flocks, sleeps at night, and wants the normal humans dead. It's good enough to make a movie based on the book, hope they do! ;)

Masta Stuff
11-02-2006, 09:37 AM
lol, hahah wow I was baked when I wrote this. I probably would have made more sence lol anyway I smoked some Durban poison o.o' quite a bit of it too lol.

Abattoir Dream
11-02-2006, 04:18 PM
hahaha zombies lol thats crazy, i got a graveyard down the road too, and all i got to protect myself is an alluminium baseball bat, a 7.5kal air rifle and a few big knives, but if zombies did attack, i'd climb a tree with my rifle and a load of wasp pellets and just sit n shoot them, im sure zombies cant climb trees, and even if they can... F'CKIN BANG!!! lol

Reefer Rogue
11-02-2006, 08:22 PM
:rasta: I was just sitting in my room smoking some bud. When I had a crazy thought. Zombies...crazy, just like attacking us. Do you think everyone would be prepared?, Like I know how everyone says blah blah blah Grab a bunch of guns blah blah blah hide some where. or something screwed up like that. but there would be like mass chaos and no one would know what to do. Like right now if Zombies attacked and started comming alive and what not. I'm screwed you see.

I have a god damn graveyard like next to my house...I have a shotgun locked up and a few shells somewhere but somthing tells me I won't even make it far maybe pop a couple zombies off and then get suprised by the mail man or something. or being as how stoned I am right now. Shooting my damn leg off or arm :stoned:

There is that chainsaw in the garage...yup, chainsaw. But ya anyway heres my count

if the breakout started now I'd have about 15 zombies if all the people next door were infected cuz I live in a small outback road. then about 40 for the grave yard so thats 55 zombies..

GUNS
2 12 Gauge Shotguns
1 22 Rifle
40 shells
30 22 rounds

I'd prob kill about 15 maybe 20 before getting a close encounter or being attacked. but if I did get in the car and drive then that leaves me a chance except if I hit the big city I'm dead o well what do you guys think?


Would you make it would u survive who knows I dun think I would but thats just me lol. But ya man...zombies:thumbsup:

I think you'd like Dead Rising.

Masta Stuff
11-02-2006, 11:36 PM
all I have to say is....Fuck those zombies.

MunchoMan
11-03-2006, 12:30 AM
pull a sean of the dead

Skrappie
11-03-2006, 12:38 AM
Okay, Are we talking about the old school slow and dumb zombies, the new school fast zombies, or the rare teamworking zombies?

phoenix
11-03-2006, 01:00 AM
Zombies scare me so much .:(

smoke it
11-03-2006, 02:02 AM
if there was an invasion, id kick sooooo much zombie ass......

partyguy420
11-03-2006, 03:06 AM
i would pull out the old but trust worthy 20 gauge shot gun, take out the plug(its a thing that goos into the chamber that holds the spare shells so that your not shooting more then your share of animals when hunting) then pull the hack saw out, and saw the barrle off, so that i could move it around easyer, then i would pull out the old but also trust worthy .357 mag, and stap that to my belt, then pull out the old but trustworthy .22 rugger... and strap that to my arm, and then pull out the .38 special and strap that to my other side of my belt, then i would get the tech 9 .22 hand gun that is modified to full auto, ohh then what... i guess i would grab the 7mm rifle, the 30-06 rifle, my great grandmas .30-.30 ohh, and you cant forget my 2 favorite rifles, my dads 30-40 krag, and my 8mm rifle... and then i would throw all of that in big blue(my chevy truck with 4 wheel drive and a 3 speed manual trany and a 3 inch body lift, and a 6inch suspension lift with a 454 cubic inch motor and 54in supper swampers, steal I-beams for the bumpers, full brush graurds in front of the head lights and tail light... 6 off road lights with the brush covers, and 2 more back up off road lights. its not my truck, its my step dads), and i would also grab the chain saw that has a bar on it that is like 3 feet long, then the chain saw with the 4 foot bar, and the 2 smaller chain saws with like 16 inch bars... grab all of the mixed gas, and the chain saw oil i can find at my house, and my nebhors house, then go down to the gas station, and fill up my 2 40 gallon gas tanks, and the huge gas pump thing in the back of the truck that holds like 100 gallons of gas... and then go to the sport shop, and grab all of the bullets they have for my guns, and then grab all of the guns they have, along with bullets for those, then grab all of the swords they have, along with the knifes... and the bear mace(its like mace but alot stonger) and then i would go to the store, and grab all of the food i could that dosent need refrigeration and then go over to the dealers house, and grab all of the weed and bongs he owns... and then go to my parol officers house and if he isnt alread a zombie im gonna shoot him... and then go to the store and grab all of the condoms i can(so that i can repopulate the earth)then go kill a shit load of zombies, and a few people that i just want to kill but havent yet because killing ppl is ielegale, so i would just tell the cops that i thought they were zombies, and then go and pick up a few girls. and take them out into the woods, and fuck there brains out


yea... i think i will live...

KL4D4
11-03-2006, 03:20 AM
That'd be soo fucked even more so if it was someone you used to know.

NightProwler
11-03-2006, 03:22 AM
i've got knives and airsoft guns.

BabySnookums
11-03-2006, 03:42 PM
and then go to the store and grab all of the condoms i can(so that i can repopulate the earth)

but :confused: if you're trying to repopulate the earth....wouldn't condoms defeat that purpose? :confused: :confused:

dryst
11-03-2006, 03:54 PM
well what if the chick had aids?...u could spoon the nut oputta the condom and wipe it inside her :D thus, repopulating the world and at the same time not infecting urself with a different type of virus :D

Masta Stuff
11-03-2006, 04:04 PM
Where starting off like old school zombies, later turn into those fast fuckers and then we got the smart bitches last. So the final survivors will be the most fucked o.o

Abattoir Dream
11-03-2006, 04:17 PM
i would pull out the old but trust worthy 20 gauge shot gun, take out the plug(its a thing that goos into the chamber that holds the spare shells so that your not shooting more then your share of animals when hunting) then pull the hack saw out, and saw the barrle off, so that i could move it around easyer, then i would pull out the old but also trust worthy .357 mag, and stap that to my belt, then pull out the old but trustworthy .22 rugger... and strap that to my arm, and then pull out the .38 special and strap that to my other side of my belt, then i would get the tech 9 .22 hand gun that is modified to full auto, ohh then what... i guess i would grab the 7mm rifle, the 30-06 rifle, my great grandmas .30-.30 ohh, and you cant forget my 2 favorite rifles, my dads 30-40 krag, and my 8mm rifle... and then i would throw all of that in big blue(my chevy truck with 4 wheel drive and a 3 speed manual trany and a 3 inch body lift, and a 6inch suspension lift with a 454 cubic inch motor and 54in supper swampers, steal I-beams for the bumpers, full brush graurds in front of the head lights and tail light... 6 off road lights with the brush covers, and 2 more back up off road lights. its not my truck, its my step dads), and i would also grab the chain saw that has a bar on it that is like 3 feet long, then the chain saw with the 4 foot bar, and the 2 smaller chain saws with like 16 inch bars... grab all of the mixed gas, and the chain saw oil i can find at my house, and my nebhors house, then go down to the gas station, and fill up my 2 40 gallon gas tanks, and the huge gas pump thing in the back of the truck that holds like 100 gallons of gas... and then go to the sport shop, and grab all of the bullets they have for my guns, and then grab all of the guns they have, along with bullets for those, then grab all of the swords they have, along with the knifes... and the bear mace(its like mace but alot stonger) and then i would go to the store, and grab all of the food i could that dosent need refrigeration and then go over to the dealers house, and grab all of the weed and bongs he owns... and then go to my parol officers house and if he isnt alread a zombie im gonna shoot him... and then go to the store and grab all of the condoms i can(so that i can repopulate the earth)then go kill a shit load of zombies, and a few people that i just want to kill but havent yet because killing ppl is ielegale, so i would just tell the cops that i thought they were zombies, and then go and pick up a few girls. and take them out into the woods, and fuck there brains out


yea... i think i will live...

This thread isnt here for you to advertise how many guns you got, or how cool your dads modified truck is... oh well, works for that too i guess....

Reefer Rogue
11-03-2006, 07:20 PM
OHHHH MAN Dead Rising is the shit...
Except it's hard as fuck...

Those yellow dudes are serious, lol.

Skrappie
11-03-2006, 09:21 PM
Where starting off like old school zombies, later turn into those fast fuckers and then we got the smart bitches last. So the final survivors will be the most fucked o.o

When you get a chance look up the Book

World War Z.

Its going to be fucking awesome.

Skrappie
11-03-2006, 09:28 PM
Whats with this lame 5 min edit rule?

Anyway i mean to say the book is awesome, so the movie should be awesome too.