hmmm...

[GHoSToKeR]

on the label on the inside of my boxers it says "Keep away from fire"

:eek: like, duh!!!!!!! :eek:

[never 2 much]

haha!

[00Ampersand]

don't get those too close to n2m...she's hot *sssssss*
~007~

[Bro DZ]

thats a good explanation for spontanenous combustion LoL

[never 2 much]

haha..yall are all too funny! lol :rolleyes:

[apsinthion]

No setting fire to ya fart's either :p

[smokey]

thts a bit like the warnings they put on packs of ciggys get ones sayin shit like "dont start smoking it is highly addictive" n im lookin at this thinkin well y not fuckin say b4 i payed $4.50 for a pack lol or ones tht say smokin makes u impotent so can a pmsing woman with a fuckin knife if she uses it right

[apsinthion]

thts a bit like the warnings they put on packs of ciggys get ones sayin shit like "dont start smoking it is highly addictive" n im lookin at this thinkin well y not fuckin say b4 i payed $4.50 for a pack lol or ones tht say smokin makes u impotent so can a pmsing woman with a fuckin knife if she uses it right

These are pretty cool though...

http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=FFFSP&Category_Code=CS

[bob banana]

on a chainsaw- do not attempt to stop with hands or genitals
on chrismas lights- for indoor and outdooruse only
on soap- use liek regular soap
on japaneese food- not to be used for the other use