I failed after 57 days!

[duderino]

I took a probation drug test and failed after 57 days of abstinence. Believe it or not it is true. I am freaking. Have another test next week.

I took a home test last night and STILL came back positive and it has now been 78 days. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

I am 5 11 350 so I assume my weight has been the issue, but I have been working out for the last 2 months 5 days a week and I eat 3 meals a day.

I guess my only recourse is to dilute by drinking, but shit if I am going to go to jail, I might as well get high right? I will take b-12 and creatine and lots of water, but shit people...87 fucking days!

[rnf232s]

Did you not drink much at all before you went into the test? Also when did you take your test, was it early in the morning or anything? That could also effect your tests.

[KennabisCranium]

Even at 350 lbs. there is much you can do... polyphenols in green and black tea help, not just working out but also getting in a sauna, and many other great little tips I learned about in a great new book called Passing Drug Tests. I made it through my parole smoking lots of grass using the knowledge in this book.