I just ate/drank 8 pounds worth of food

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

I just ate/drank 8 pounds worth of food/drank in a day, should i hurl it now, if i can? or just wait it out, also i ain't gonna have wait up 4 hours later having to hurl anyways, and dealing with a really bad tummy ache?


ugghhh. i hate you maryjane.

[bobbydabud]

Holy shit dude take a malox or something
How much did you smoke?
what all did you eat?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Just pop some Pepto Bismol tabs out something..

[IntrepidS]

Yea I'ms curious to know what you ate as well.

[dryst]

lol....8 pounds?....thats 32 quarter pounders with cheese....

drop a few tabs of alca seltzer...thatll brake the shit up up quick

[DankAndFile]

I just ate/drank 8 pounds worth of food/drank in a day, should i hurl it now, if i can? or just wait it out, also i ain't gonna have wait up 4 hours later having to hurl anyways, and dealing with a really bad tummy ache?


ugghhh. i hate you maryjane.

No shit dude. This is from the dank truth. I know this one mother' that ate an entire box of veggie burgers and 3 tv dinners in 2 hours. Took the hugest dump the next day.

So just imagine, tomorrow morning, how orgasmic your 45 second long BM is going to be. It'll be like christmas in 2010 came early.

Believe it.

[Frivolous248]

How do you know you ate/drank 8 pounds? Did you weigh it all out?

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

No shit dude. This is from the dank truth. I know this one mother' that ate an entire box of veggie burgers and 3 tv dinners in 2 hours. Took the hugest dump the next day.

So just imagine, tomorrow morning, how orgasmic your 45 second long BM is going to be. It'll be like christmas in 2010 came early.

Believe it.I probably ate like 2 pounds of food, and 6 pounds of liquids..

[dryst]

lol....can i get a break down on what u ate and drank?

[Frivolous248]

I probably ate like 2 pounds of food, and 6 pounds of liquids..

Eh, 8 pounds isn't that much when you think about it. Cause 1gallon or water is 8 pounds.

What did you eat/drink though?

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

lol....can i get a break down on what u ate and drank?2 glasses of milk, a bunch of juice, 2 cups of Peanut butter milk shakes. i probably gained like 4 pounds of the weight the last day before that too.

[dryst]

thats not that much...one time me and my friend had a $200 bet to see who could eat the most hard boiled eggs without throwing up...and since i have like little/no gag reflex i knew i could keep what i ate down...well i had just got back from eating taco bell 2 hard tacos and a 1/2 burrito....and ate 39 hard boiled eggs...plus all the water and shit i ate...i just popped a few alca selzers and prepared to take the most painful shit id ever taken...:D

[Phire210]

Man that's not much at all.. depending on your size that is. I'm into bodybuilding and to pack on muscle mass you have to eat more calories than you burn, significantly more. On the average day I consume about 5,000-6,000 calories. I eat about 2 pounds of food in each meal, six meals a day. lol. That's what I eat on a daily basis and sober. Anyone I smoke with that sees me munch out tells me they feel like they're watching a documentary on what happens when you get a bear high and put food in front of him. I gotta watch it because i'll eat my normal 6 meals throughout the day and then after i smoked i'll munch to the max and i literally weigh in anywhere from 8-12 pounds heavier than i did the day before when i go to the gym and weigh in. 12 is the record. I felt like my stomach was ripped open when i went to bed and i looked like i was a pregnant man with abs. Gotta love that hypothalamus stimulation mj brings along.

[Benny Beanstalk]

has anyone ever tried eating as many 'peeps' as they could. they're those little yellow marshmallow ducks. i got about 45 down before puking the most yellow fluffy shit ever. it felt good to get it out. my goal was 100.

and i ate until i puked and then some after. hahaha what a day.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Man that's not much at all.. depending on your size that is. I'm into bodybuilding and to pack on muscle mass you have to eat more calories than you burn, significantly more. On the average day I consume about 5,000-6,000 calories. I eat about 2 pounds of food in each meal, six meals a day. lol. That's what I eat on a daily basis and sober. Anyone I smoke with that sees me munch out tells me they feel like they're watching a documentary on what happens when you get a bear high and put food in front of him. I gotta watch it because i'll eat my normal 6 meals throughout the day and then after i smoked i'll munch to the max and i literally weigh in anywhere from 8-12 pounds heavier than i did the day before when i go to the gym and weigh in. 12 is the record. I felt like my stomach was ripped open when i went to bed and i looked like i was a pregnant man with abs. Gotta love that hypothalamus stimulation mj brings along.

god damn

[Lethal G]

Man that's not much at all.. depending on your size that is. I'm into bodybuilding and to pack on muscle mass you have to eat more calories than you burn, significantly more. On the average day I consume about 5,000-6,000 calories. I eat about 2 pounds of food in each meal, six meals a day. lol. That's what I eat on a daily basis and sober. Anyone I smoke with that sees me munch out tells me they feel like they're watching a documentary on what happens when you get a bear high and put food in front of him. I gotta watch it because i'll eat my normal 6 meals throughout the day and then after i smoked i'll munch to the max and i literally weigh in anywhere from 8-12 pounds heavier than i did the day before when i go to the gym and weigh in. 12 is the record. I felt like my stomach was ripped open when i went to bed and i looked like i was a pregnant man with abs. Gotta love that hypothalamus stimulation mj brings along.

God damn, is that really what it takes to gain muscle mass? How the hell do you manage to eat that much? I'd feel sick doing that even after smoking a good bowl...

[DannyMan]

Man that's not much at all.. depending on your size that is. I'm into bodybuilding and to pack on muscle mass you have to eat more calories than you burn, significantly more. On the average day I consume about 5,000-6,000 calories. I eat about 2 pounds of food in each meal, six meals a day. lol. That's what I eat on a daily basis and sober. Anyone I smoke with that sees me munch out tells me they feel like they're watching a documentary on what happens when you get a bear high and put food in front of him. I gotta watch it because i'll eat my normal 6 meals throughout the day and then after i smoked i'll munch to the max and i literally weigh in anywhere from 8-12 pounds heavier than i did the day before when i go to the gym and weigh in. 12 is the record. I felt like my stomach was ripped open when i went to bed and i looked like i was a pregnant man with abs. Gotta love that hypothalamus stimulation mj brings along.

Well, first of all, god damn.


I would love to be able to eat that much because eating tasty food is just as good as smoking weed and having sex. (Both at the same time is better though...such as puffin a sweet blunt of fruity danks while passionately making love).
Also, sticking with a theme can be more pleasurable.
I like me somes fresh asian kitchen fried rice after physemotionally bonding with an asian lady. Yes it really is better.


Ehh, anyway phire, that's a lot of muscles you gotta feed I can imagine. I bet every meal is just as good as the last one too.

[daima]

I just ate/drank 8 pounds worth of food/drank in a day, should i hurl it now, if i can? or just wait it out, also i ain't gonna have wait up 4 hours later having to hurl anyways, and dealing with a really bad tummy ache?


ugghhh. i hate you maryjane.

that'll be a turd for the records. probably a lot like giving birth. ouch:D

dai*ma:stoned:

[Nochowderforyou]

Just grab yourself a magazine and go sit on the toilet for a while. :p

I've eaten more than that beofre. I used to get the munchies hard and I once made 5 fried egg sandwiches in a row, with a huge bowl of ice cream after, with huge glasses of milk. :p I know, I was such a piggy.

I'm just glad I don't munch like that anymore.

[LIP]

Dont EVER say you hate weed, its your fault, nothing to do with the weed...