Greatest night turns into Worst night.

[TheFatKid]

It starts off, I go to a party with a few friends. We are all a bunch of close knit people, so its all cool. We play beer pong, drink a few beers/hard lemonades. We go be stupid as shit, having the fucking GREATEST time of my life. Then we decide we wanna smoke some weed. We get a 20 of the dankest shit I have EVER smoked. I smoke that, start to feel the weed, see that my friend is actually high for the first time ever, feelin great. Then somehow, I start feeling like complete SHIT. I'm laying there half asleep on the couch. Then this little preppy jerkoff decides he's gonna come over and start fuckin with me. All I wanna do is chill, when he starts hittin me, throwin cheezits at me, pouring beer all over my clothes. I get pissed, go upstairs and pass out on the stairs, then on the couch. My friend's cousin comes to pick me and a friend up, and as soon as I get out of the car I puke everywhere.


The lesson here, if you are going to be stupid enough to smoke weed AND get drunk as hell, atleast do it with people who are going to let you chill. Don't hang around preppy Gotti boy wannabes.

[Frivolous248]

Wtf he poured beer on you? You shoulda kicked his ass.

[bavet]

You let that cunthole do that shit to you, what the hell. Pound that bastard.

[mr_vega]

yeah i woulda beaten that fool. but i guess u were too chilled, i can relate.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I would've stomped a mudhole in him for pouring beer on me...

[slpntrx5]

hmm...here's what you do about the preppy kid if you ever see him again:

duct tape
chair
lots of rope
a nice reliable lighter
a few packs of cigarettes
4 to 5 hours of free time

needless to say, he'll have a much shittier time than you did.

*for all you dumbshits: i'm telling him to duct tape the kid to a chair and burn his eyes (or face) with cigarettes for a few hours.

[huh]

i hate it when ppl fuck with you when you wanna chill. one of my friends doesnt do hard drugs therefore he doesnt know what not to do to ppl on them. so im the only one shrooming out of all of my friends and he decides he wants to wrestle me. it was bad enough that i didnt know what was happening and then this fucker is trying to lift me up off the ground and throw me. so then im freaking out thinking hes trying to kill me, i have no idea what to do, but then thankfully my other friend who shroomed the day before (i watched him while he shroomed, he watched me while i shroomed) knocked his ass on the ground. then i finally found out what was happening so i got a bat and was gonna hit my friend but then everyone stopped me. so moral of the story is dont fuck with ppl on drugs, even if they are passed out/in another world, because if they dont know whats happening they might hurt you back.

[TheFatKid]

I was going to fuck him up, but I was OUT, and most of the time i'm a lover not a fighter...but then again I'm Irish.

[St33ner]

^Or a pussy. I mean dont matter the situation, somebody pours beer on me and throws cheezits at me? I'd grab an object and hit that fucker.

[slpntrx5]

^Or a pussy. I mean dont matter the situation, somebody pours beer on me and throws cheezits at me? I'd grab an object and hit that fucker.

LOL! i love it..."object" lol wow....

[Skrappie]

That didn't happen at all.

[Kid Dynamite]

yeah dude...honestly, im not a fighter either but if some guy started doing that shit to me when i was trying to chill then i would've started swinging, even if i did end up on my arse.

[catlikematt]

if you are chillin tryin to pass out, it aint cool for someone to fuck wit ya. i hate ppl like that. hittin ya and throwin cheetos at ya : ok its some little dickweed havin his fun. but if anybody EVER poured beer on me purposefully, they better start runnin or sumthin. not cool at all.

i guess i understand where you are coming from when you didnt do anything about it. ive been to the point of not being able to walk/talk. if someone messed with me at such an extreme point i'd wonder if i had the presence of mind to do anything.

[Mean Green Charlene]

Just heat up a quarter and place it on the back of his neck. He'll either have an eagle burned into him, or a president.

[FakeBoobsRule]

You should have beat him like a drum.

[TheFatKid]

I recently found out that I actually did hit him when he slapped me, but I missed and only hit his arm =(

[Chronic.Tonic]

I personally dont ever get invloved in anything violent when I'm all fucked up. I think that working out all the enery to kick that fuckers ass might kill my buzz, a nono in my book. Also I just dont konw what the fuck is going on and have no idea what I'm doing. I might be hitting a wall of breaking some kids nose, which has never happened because when I'm fucked up... I'm a friendly person:D and I'm trying to preserve that state of fucked upness.

[Left]

everyone is a fighter when they are drunk man. I mean even if you would have gotten your ass compleatly handed back to you in a brown paper sack you would still look like less of a pussy light weight who cant handle his bud compared to a bitch pussy light weight who cant handle their bud or make it up the stairs and throws up all over the place.