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royalHIGHness
10-27-2006, 11:06 PM
you know what really sucks?

when you total your new '04 car while youre COMPLETELY sober on your way home from work...and the cops "smell alcohol" on your breath and procede to be TOTAL assholes to you and give you an on-field sobriety test while youre shaking from shock of wtf just happened...........surprisingly you pass even though you can barely think or see(blue lights EVERYWHERE).....you inquire about their mean-ness and intimidation and they just yell at you "maybe if your car wasnt totaled and 20 ft off the road while your breath smells like alcohol you wouldnt be so intimidated!!!!".......while youre chewing a new piece of fruity gum.........
to add injury to insult....
the fuckers ask to search your car......being fed up you reply "NO i dont see why this is necesary i just wanna go home".....YET THEY SEARCH IT ANYWAY.....because your "alcohol breath" is actually "alcohol on person" therefore they dont need your consent......with your luck....of course there is an unopened bottle of strawberry vodka and youre not 21 and get charged with possession of alcohol with a wreckless driving accident..................LASTLY they breathalize you and realize there really was no alcohol on your breath....
then you go to court and they refuse to give you a court appointed lawyer and you have to pay $1000 for a lawyer and $500 deductable for your car.....
ALL while you have a squeeky clean driving record/go to school full time/work full time/live on your own/AND volunteer tutor at a fucking alternative highschool helping out THEIR underpriviledged delinquent community.......


AND I PAY THEIR SALARY!!!!!!!!!!!!

slipknotpsycho
10-27-2006, 11:21 PM
wow that's just fucked up... but of course you go through hell and you get asshole cops... hell i had a freshly slit wrist when (the story the cops know) a friend of mine decided to run in a stolen car that i happened to be in, when the car flipped he took off running me and my bro just lay there on the ground, and the fucker starts dragging me around by my wrist putting his knew in my back throwing me around like i pulled a gun on the mother fucker or something..... i was screaming at him not to touch that wrist and he's like 'you shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up' ... bastard.

royalHIGHness
10-27-2006, 11:26 PM
man theyre SICK i tell you.........and yet were so helpless bc ANYTHING and EVERYTHING can and will be used against you

RIP ODB
10-27-2006, 11:28 PM
you know what really sucks?

when you total your new '04 car while youre COMPLETELY sober on your way home from work...and the cops "smell alcohol" on your breath and procede to be TOTAL assholes to you and give you an on-field sobriety test while youre shaking from shock of wtf just happened...........surprisingly you pass even though you can barely think or see(blue lights EVERYWHERE).....you inquire about their mean-ness and intimidation and they just yell at you "maybe if your car wasnt totaled and 20 ft off the road while your breath smells like alcohol you wouldnt be so intimidated!!!!".......while youre chewing a new piece of fruity gum.........
to add injury to insult....
the fuckers ask to search your car......being fed up you reply "NO i dont see why this is necesary i just wanna go home".....YET THEY SEARCH IT ANYWAY.....because your "alcohol breath" is actually "alcohol on person" therefore they dont need your consent......with your luck....of course there is an unopened bottle of strawberry vodka and youre not 21 and get charged with possession of alcohol with a wreckless driving accident..................LASTLY they breathalize you and realize there really was no alcohol on your breath....
then you go to court and they refuse to give you a court appointed lawyer and you have to pay $1000 for a lawyer and $500 deductable for your car.....
ALL while you have a squeeky clean driving record/go to school full time/work full time/live on your own/AND volunteer tutor at a fucking alternative highschool helping out THEIR underpriviledged delinquent community.......


AND I PAY THEIR SALARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you have time to do all that stuff? Do you not sleep at night?

Kwali
10-27-2006, 11:30 PM
How do you have time to do all that stuff? Do you not sleep at night?

i never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death

SantaClawz
10-27-2006, 11:31 PM
Power hungry pigs. He just needed to meet his quota on arrests or something...
In the end, being a cop is a job, and he has a job to do. His boss probally rides his ass too.

royalHIGHness
10-27-2006, 11:33 PM
i do...im just really on top of my shit...and school has always been an easy breeze......i just balance all the hard work with FUN......going to school and work high everyday really helps too :)....i couldnt do it without mary

royalHIGHness
10-27-2006, 11:34 PM
Power hungry pigs. He just needed to meet his quota on arrests or something...
In the end, being a cop is a job, and he has a job to do. His boss probally rides his ass too.

are you trying to saying that justifies their actions?

birdgirl73
10-28-2006, 02:28 AM
So sorry you had to go through that, RoyalHighness. That blows. So sorry you now face that administrative and legal hassle, and I'm so sorry your car was totaled. Are you physically OK? I hope you were not injured.

You're a good and smart girl. Makes me sad the cops couldn't see that and give you a break. Take care of yourself, OK?

RIP ODB
10-28-2006, 02:37 AM
i do...im just really on top of my shit...and school has always been an easy breeze......i just balance all the hard work with FUN......going to school and work high everyday really helps too :)....i couldnt do it without mary

Ooooh, well aren't you just little miss awesome? just kidding. I'm sorry this shit happened to you. How did the accident happen?

But yeah like the other dude said, the cop has to arrest you for minor in possession. I'm not saying it was right for him to be a dick, but it's not like he's just gonna let that slide.

RIP ODB
10-28-2006, 02:39 AM
wow that's just fucked up... but of course you go through hell and you get asshole cops... hell i had a freshly slit wrist when (the story the cops know) a friend of mine decided to run in a stolen car that i happened to be in, when the car flipped he took off running me and my bro just lay there on the ground, and the fucker starts dragging me around by my wrist putting his knew in my back throwing me around like i pulled a gun on the mother fucker or something..... i was screaming at him not to touch that wrist and he's like 'you shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up' ... bastard.

What the fuck??

Cassiopiea
10-28-2006, 06:47 AM
Cops only treat youngsters like shit. I had a pig stop me and a grup of friends and charge us with breaking and entering just because we were walking along the road. He said he had a "positive descriptional match" (in his retarded words). And he proceeded to stop us all an d qustion us. Then another polceman pulled up and said "What are you doing?" And then alked arund to all of us and said "dont worry lads hes new".

Turns out we were nothing like the suspects, mainly because we were the wrong race, height and were wearing COMLETELY different clothes and there were more of us than the people who had been breaking and entering.

The worst bit was when e said to me "Ive given you a warning before" To which I responded "I have never even talked to a policeman before, im sorry officer there must be some mistake" He told me to "shut my smart mouth".

the joint meister
10-28-2006, 07:17 AM
i fuckin hate cops they need to git the sand outa thur vagina its makin them cranky

Reefer Rogue
10-28-2006, 09:13 AM
At least you didn't have bud on you. Still, I feel for you. Unlucky.

kwik nasty
10-28-2006, 10:21 AM
we all have hard luck stories sometime. join the club.

slipknotpsycho
10-28-2006, 04:36 PM
What the fuck??

i punched a window just earlier that day like a total fucking dumbass lol... i laugh about it now, but i was seriously distrubed that day... anyways when my hand was on the retreat back through the whole it got cut, like fucking deeply (i'm actually suprised i didn't die)

the whole time after the car flipped and i crawled out the window on the ground i was screaming 'don't grab my right wrist it's fucking slit please don't grab it! give me a chance and i'll explain!' i even put my left one so far up in the air (behind my back) that i thought i was going to push it outta socket, but yet that asshole grabbed my right one anyways..... bastard pig.

word of advice, don't get in a high speed pursuit with a state trooper.. they're fucking mean lol.

partyguy420
10-28-2006, 04:38 PM
yea... we all have our share of shity stories.... heres my favorite one...

my homie dan., my ex GF deb and i was all walking down the street to come over to my house were i had my bong, and a fat ass sack of weed, and a case of beer sitting, going over to my house to have a little get together, you know, to catch up with the homie and hang out with at the time, my girld friend... anyways... i live in a small town... theres only 4 streets that have actual side walks with curbs. and anyways, there are like 2 streets that have a place for you to walk, off to the side of a white line.... and the rest of the streets in town are barely big enuf for to cars to pass by each other, and anyways, we were walking down a smaller street, and we were walking down the middle of the street cause no one normaly drives down the streets, anyways, dan is already fucked up on pills, so hes a little bit slow out of moving out of the middle of the road, but anyways, me and deb get out of the road as far as we can with out being in someones yard, and dan just barely moves out of infront of the cops head lights, so, the cop is like get out of the fucking street or im gonna give all of ou guys a J-walking ticket because of your dumb ass friend, so we all jump out of the road, and, im like dude, what side walk do you want us to walk on... and he slams on his breaks, and yells at us, you all under arest for (dont rember the technical terms for it) bad mouthing a cop.so we all stop, and by the time he back up, we all throw anything ieleage right were hes gonna stop his car at...anyways. he throws my homie in the back of the car, and im like sorry about that homie, and so dan says, "its all good, im gonna fight this shit in court and make sure this dumb ass cop never has the ability to work for anyplace other then the rez as a cop(the tribal police are just rent-a-cops) and so, he starts asking my girl her name and shit... and shes not giving him the answers he wants, so he throws her in the back saying something like faluire to complie... and i just sit there, and answer his questions... and he like so who said "what sidewalk" im like it was me... and so he pulls deb out, and tells us we can go home, but trys to bring my homie to jail because hes homeless, and we were like, he live with us alot of the time, hes just trying not to get mail sent over there about court and shit... the cop wouldnt take that as an answer, so so of his homies that im now homies with are walking down the street, and im like hey, you kno dan dont you, there like yea, would you mind going and telling that cop that he lives with you, so they go down there, and they tell the cop that, and we all end up not going to jail, but i get home, and my beer is down the drain, and my bong is smashed, and my weed is sitting in a toilet with piss sitting in it...

Immune
10-28-2006, 04:39 PM
Generally, cops are assholes that are drunk with power. SOMETIMES, a cop can be a really, good and understanding person. But the bad ones take the reputation from all of them.

Immune
10-28-2006, 04:46 PM
To partyguy420, that realy sucks man, but we all have our bad experiences. I'm really really careful. Like where me and my freinds go at night, is at the end of his neighborhood and theres a sidewalk, and next to the sidewalk is a 7 foot tall hill with trees and shit, so theres this clearing up there right next to the road, but it's completly secluded in darkness. So whenever a car goes by it's cool to see that it's a cop or someone and not have to worry about being seen. But theres this neighborhod that houses all kinds of crackheads like adjacent to his neighborhood, and we heard sirens and shit coming from over there last time, and we freaked the fuck out thinking that one of the people in his neighborhood called the cops on us haha! So we ran our asses back to his house, but nothing happened to any of us. Yeah, we try and be careful, but have a good time too.

Skink
10-28-2006, 05:34 PM
I've been through a lot of cop piss in my life... I've come to the conclusion that even though I was innocent at the time,,,,I am being punished for other things,perhaps thing in my life related to the current infraction...

take a look at things you are doing wrong in your life and work on correcting them,that is my approach...

andruejaysin
10-28-2006, 05:43 PM
If you remember the pigs name file a complain that he offered to let you off if you gave him a blowjob. Even if it goes nowhere his career will be pretty well ruined, not to mention his marriage,

RedLocks
10-28-2006, 05:52 PM
I really hate that shit about court apointed lawer crap, only time i have actually gotten a public defender i was already in jail.. Al other times if i tell them i can't afford a lawer they say tough, good luck finding 1k to pay for one...

andruejaysin
10-28-2006, 06:31 PM
You don't want a court appointed attorney, they won't do shit for you, and you'll end up paying them anyway. After they plead you guilty a condition of probation will be to pay attorney fees. They get more money if they lose, not really much motivation to win.

partyguy420
10-28-2006, 06:44 PM
To partyguy420, that realy sucks man, but we all have our bad experiences. I'm really really careful. Like where me and my freinds go at night, is at the end of his neighborhood and theres a sidewalk, and next to the sidewalk is a 7 foot tall hill with trees and shit, so theres this clearing up there right next to the road, but it's completly secluded in darkness. So whenever a car goes by it's cool to see that it's a cop or someone and not have to worry about being seen. But theres this neighborhod that houses all kinds of crackheads like adjacent to his neighborhood, and we heard sirens and shit coming from over there last time, and we freaked the fuck out thinking that one of the people in his neighborhood called the cops on us haha! So we ran our asses back to his house, but nothing happened to any of us. Yeah, we try and be careful, but have a good time too.

yea, i know like 99% of ppl have had there bad times with the cops, but the shity thing was, we live in such a small town, that theres like 4 cops in this town, and 2 of them are cool, and the other 2 a pricks, ones the chick prick, and the other is known as the out of town ass hole... like one of the cops, will actualy just drive by and be like hey, you guys arent sapost to be here when we are doing something like smoking a bowl or when we are waiting for a drug deal at the park... i mean yea, sure, ive had the kool ones question me about shit, but it was a felon for what he was asking me about.... but if he sees us throwing back a few beers, while walking down the street, hes just like you kids need to take that home... the only time he dose anything is when some one calls him, and theres some record of the call, and he will actualy tell us that... so... you see, not all cops are asses....

BabySnookums
10-29-2006, 01:18 AM
the town i used to live in in arkansas would be the best one for potheads...everyone up there has a police scanner in their livingroom (cuz they always doin some illegal shit lol) and the town only has 2 fuckin cops.

so if one is busy on a call, and someone else knows where the other one is (i.e. donut shop, police station) you know its safe to do w/e

Inferius
10-29-2006, 03:21 AM
but i get home, and my beer is down the drain, and my bong is smashed, and my weed is sitting in a toilet with piss sitting in it...

What happened to your stuff????