View Full Version : Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
dryst
10-27-2006, 10:59 AM
answer the persons dumb question above u with a dumb answer then ask a dumb question ur self...and so on and so on
what would jesus do?
MegaOctane12
10-27-2006, 11:07 AM
Magic tricks
When your asleep, do you wake up to cough, or is it involuntary and you remain asleep?
CityBoyGoneCountry
10-27-2006, 11:09 AM
Shut up, I'm trying to sleep.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
dryst
10-27-2006, 11:10 AM
i thought it got hit tryin to cross the road...
why is snow so cold?
jokeyjokejoke
10-27-2006, 05:24 PM
There are no dumb questions...........
.............Just dumb people.
friendowl
10-27-2006, 05:50 PM
why dont white people call themselves immigrants
MacWQ33
10-27-2006, 05:53 PM
Because its Friday.
Why is it Friday?
iwantFUEGO
10-27-2006, 06:13 PM
because its friday...
Why is the site theme green?
Dankmike
10-27-2006, 07:03 PM
Cause its green.
why do people smoke weed?.
graph
10-27-2006, 07:06 PM
Because it gets you high. DURRRRR.
How many sheep does it take to make maple syrup?
MacWQ33
10-27-2006, 07:10 PM
I don't know...I have a hard time counting sheep. :D
Did the pizza I just eat taste good?
I don't know...I have a hard time counting sheep. :D
Did the pizza I just eat taste good?
i dunno, you ate it, not me
if i cut off my thumbs, could i learn to spark a lighter with another finger?
graph
10-27-2006, 07:51 PM
Yeah, I use my index. It gives me more control over the flame.
How much is pie? Not the mathematical symbol, the baked good.
Skink
10-27-2006, 07:56 PM
1.75 including tax
where is my fucking sock???
Nodnorb
10-27-2006, 08:22 PM
on the counter next to the pi (the math symbol)
Why is the sky so high up?
Nochowderforyou
10-27-2006, 08:50 PM
So we don't bump our heads. ;)
If god created life, who created god?
friendowl
10-27-2006, 08:53 PM
the first man to smoke weed created him
why does elmo always talk about saskatchewan
stinkyattic
10-27-2006, 08:58 PM
because he can't spell it an therefore can't WRITE about it.
why does the clock go slower on friday afternoons?
Nodnorb
10-27-2006, 09:18 PM
because everythings slower on fridays
Why are we different colors?
wayoftheleaf
10-27-2006, 10:44 PM
the giant potatoe decided we should be different colors
Why are the flying monkies in my mind learning to be ninjas?
So they can kill you.
Why do poople peep?
MacWQ33
10-27-2006, 11:29 PM
So they can see other poople's big ass tittays.
How does dryst think of all these crazy threads?
Kwali
10-27-2006, 11:39 PM
He's the owner of ogrish.com
Why am I called a man whore If Im addicited to sex?
royalHIGHness
10-27-2006, 11:42 PM
because you like it in the butt
whats the deal with the creapo clowns
hello3pat
10-28-2006, 01:17 AM
They have come to molest you
What would Jesus do when high?
royalHIGHness
10-28-2006, 01:26 AM
eat all the holy bread
who makes the holy bread?
midlifecrisis
10-28-2006, 01:36 AM
Mice.
do lab rats have diplomas?
Kwali
10-28-2006, 01:39 AM
Yes, look at Whitney Houstin
Do you travel high above surface?
Pipe Dreams
10-28-2006, 01:49 AM
By smoking the ganj
Are there midgets in the attic?
sdhall36
10-28-2006, 10:59 AM
yes in lilliput
why is there a sell by date on SOUR cream?
midlifecrisis
10-28-2006, 12:28 PM
Incest!!!
Why am I having touble genetically splicing cannabis with cabbage?
cambam
10-28-2006, 08:38 PM
Why the fuck would you wanna do that, dude?
Why do men have nipples?
partyguy420
10-28-2006, 10:53 PM
becuase all of the girls that like me, have a nipple fetish, and if i didnt have nipples, they would have to be lesbians
why do i fall in love so damn easy?
Nochowderforyou
10-28-2006, 11:12 PM
Because you're a male human being who produces million of sperms everyday.
Why does Satan get such a bad rep?
partyguy420
10-28-2006, 11:13 PM
who knows...
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why dose god have such a good reputation
Kwali
10-28-2006, 11:40 PM
Because his leather is so soft
Why did Freddy not kill Jason?
the yeag
10-29-2006, 12:09 AM
dryst i hope hope you fucking perish you little shit how dare you attack the pontiff of pot.. your belligerent post may be deleted already but fuck you and your skeezer m.i.l.f mom
BabySnookums
10-29-2006, 01:27 AM
because freddy's a puss....
why is it called a driveway when you park on it, and a parkway when you drive on it?
dryst
11-06-2006, 12:53 PM
thats america for ya :D
why does the yeag like incest with his great grand father?...
souldistortion
11-06-2006, 02:06 PM
cause the yeag is the yeag and he smiles real beag, when he commits incest with his great grandfather
lol
why do i like to get high so much?
dryst
11-06-2006, 02:12 PM
weed brg smiles to everyones face! :D
how come no matter how hard i try i always get dirt under my nails?!
Nochowderforyou
11-06-2006, 03:15 PM
Because God hates us. :D
Why do monkeys throw their own dookie?
souldistortion
11-06-2006, 03:45 PM
cuz they are trying to hit the person that scared the shit out of them
Why doesent bic make de-safteyed lighters? they'd make a killing with em. and its not like thats illegal.
dryst
11-06-2006, 04:00 PM
theyre safety precautions are giving back to the community....
why am i laughing at everything?..
TheGreenFog
11-06-2006, 04:25 PM
Because almost everything is funny.
Why are oranges orange...and called oranges?
souldistortion
11-06-2006, 04:41 PM
Because they arent red, yellow, green, blue, or purple
What is this? ---> :baggy:
Nochowderforyou
11-06-2006, 04:49 PM
A bag of pot. :D
What's this-----> (.Y.)
:D
souldistortion
11-06-2006, 04:52 PM
oh, i know this one. Somthing that jiggles. somthing that bounces. is it boobs?
:joint1:
Why are they ^ such pussys? they've barley finished half a joint and look at them.
Abattoir Dream
11-06-2006, 05:07 PM
because they are yellowskins...lol
why does mankind insist on reproducing???
souldistortion
11-06-2006, 05:14 PM
:giggity: <- because just like him, we are all horny sons of bitches
why cant i find a girl that gives decent head?
TheGreenFog
11-06-2006, 05:30 PM
Because it goes straight to the head - they're smileys.
Why does that guys arm keep disappearing and reappearing?
4NIK8R
11-07-2006, 12:07 AM
Who Knows?
souldistortion
11-07-2006, 01:13 AM
Because you were blessed with a big nose.
Why cant i smoke bud legally?
Because you were blessed with a big nose.
Why cant i smoke bud legally?
cuase this country is slacking
why cant we be friends?
TheGreenFog
11-07-2006, 03:35 AM
What do ya mean? We can be friends...
Why doesn't pot grow faster?
JunkYard
11-07-2006, 03:35 AM
Because it's a song...
Why don't pelicans fly? They have wings!
souldistortion
11-07-2006, 03:40 AM
Pelicans do fly
Why cant i have a half ounce right now?
TheGreenFog
11-07-2006, 03:48 AM
Because I have it...
Why is leather soft?
Dro_Princess
11-07-2006, 04:15 AM
Because it comes from a cow.
Why is the sky blue?
kindprincess
11-07-2006, 04:26 AM
bc it reflects the ocean.
if there realy is a heaven would you realy want to be there?
kindprincess
11-07-2006, 04:27 AM
no
why is the ocean blue?
souldistortion
11-07-2006, 04:27 AM
Why is the sky blue?
Ah, very good question my dear, the blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. whats that you ask? well you see, as light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer light wavelengths pass straight through. little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. however, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules in the atmosphere. the absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
Why did i change my mood to flirty??
Dro_Princess
11-07-2006, 04:42 AM
Because you were talking about blue and that made you pick the blue smiley.
Why do I ramble when im high
souldistortion
11-07-2006, 04:45 AM
Because you have the munchies. and you are subconsciously forcing yourself to not eat, by rambling about other things, without you even knowing it.
Why dont they let peolpe with long hair work in this country?
Dro_Princess
11-07-2006, 04:51 AM
Because there long hair may get caught in a machine and cause you to be scalped.
Why is water clear
TheFatKid
11-07-2006, 04:53 AM
becuase u pee in it and it turns yellow
why is http://myspace-758.vo.llnwd.net/00494/85/74/494454758_l.jpg funny looking?
kindprincess
11-07-2006, 05:01 AM
bc the guy with the mic got it stuk in his mouth...
why don't i have a friggin bf?
souldistortion
11-07-2006, 05:24 AM
Because you smell. put on some deodorant, and them boys will come running.
who let the dogs out?
kindprincess
11-07-2006, 05:25 AM
i did. get the fuck outta my yard.
what is the meaning of life?
Nochowderforyou
11-08-2006, 04:09 PM
There is no meaning. We are gods little puppets on a string.
Why do I feel dirty after I masturbate? :D
TheGreenFog
11-08-2006, 05:23 PM
Because you don't wash your hands.
Why does everyone call me Frog?
Pipe Dreams
11-08-2006, 05:32 PM
Cause theres midgets in the attic.
Whats the difference between an Orange?
Nochowderforyou
11-08-2006, 06:33 PM
There is no difference between an orange because there is nothing to compare it to.
What would jesus do?
JunkYard
11-08-2006, 07:02 PM
There is no difference between an orange because there is nothing to compare it to.
What would jesus do?
Ask me and you'll know.
Why does hot hurt, and cold chill?
PaRaNoIa
11-08-2006, 07:11 PM
It's all in the chemistry books.. :rolleyes:
Why are hot girls hot?:p
bobmarleyjr.
11-08-2006, 07:16 PM
becuase if they wernt they would b boys..unless ur gay
what is the meaning of life
JunkYard
11-08-2006, 07:24 PM
Pain
Why does the number 666740874963772 make motorolla cell phones self destruct when dialed from the phone?
Pezzo
11-08-2006, 07:32 PM
wtf? thats it land me wiv a hard question lol
same question to the next viewer
JunkYard
11-08-2006, 07:39 PM
O.k maybe it wasn't a dumb question... I did read that in Weed World magazine, though. Thought someone might try it, haha!
Whats the best weed out there?
Pezzo
11-08-2006, 07:42 PM
thats a gd question to lol
id like to know that
Nochowderforyou
11-08-2006, 07:55 PM
My weed is the best out there.
Why does winter come and not sunny summer all year around?
UTD Toker
11-09-2006, 09:33 PM
because the weed gods like a change evrey once in awhile....
if you smoked enough weed, could you fart out smoke?
Nochowderforyou
11-09-2006, 09:34 PM
Yes, special green farts.
If I was a roach on a tree, tell me, would you smoke me?
dryst
11-09-2006, 10:24 PM
is that a wish?
umm ok but i smoke u indeed :D
i wish i could get some more of this chron :p
PaRaNoIa
11-09-2006, 10:26 PM
Ehh
Wish granted? You only have to dial your dialer.. I meant dealer..:rolleyes:
Why does alcohol make me streak?
dryst
11-09-2006, 10:30 PM
wtf is up with these wishes? are they wishes or what...ill take off with a new one...
i wish people would stay on topic...
PaRaNoIa
11-09-2006, 10:32 PM
On topic?!
Wishes?!
Don't confuse me wanker!
souldistortion
11-09-2006, 11:40 PM
Don't confuse me wanker!
WISH GRANTED, Dryst no longer confuses you, but when you finnally realize his personality you can not handle it and your head explodes.
I wish I had a Roor with an ashcather.
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