Torog
11-04-2004, 04:56 PM
Mark Steyn: Bush Hatred Flops Big (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1270387/posts)
The Australian ^ (http://freerepublic.com/^http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11288119%255E7583,00.html) | November 5, 2004 | Mark Steyn
A couple of weeks ago, Michael Moore was touring the US offering unregistered voters incentives such as free "clean underwear" in return for a promise that they would show up at the polls. I'm not sure whose underwear he was giving away - his own or someone else's - but, if it was the former, the grateful recipients evidently accepted a pair, went and camped out in them up in the Rockies, and forgot to return to town for election day.
The swollen turn-out on Tuesday â?? the biggest since 1968 â?? killed one of Moore's most cherished myths: that if only more people voted, the natural "liberal" "progressive" nature of the American people would manifest itself. "Slackers are going to rise up in this election," he predicted. "The slacker motto is: Sleep till noon, drink beer, vote Kerry."
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
According to Moore, there are hardly any conservatives in the US, but they do a great job of persuading all the progressives to stay away from the polling booths by putting obstacles in their path, like not giving them free underwear. So the long queues reported at polls were assumed by the media to be proof of that big pro-John Kerry youth vote we always hear about. -snip-
(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.news.com.au (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11288119%255E7583,00.html) ...
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11288119%255E7583,00.html
The Australian ^ (http://freerepublic.com/^http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11288119%255E7583,00.html) | November 5, 2004 | Mark Steyn
A couple of weeks ago, Michael Moore was touring the US offering unregistered voters incentives such as free "clean underwear" in return for a promise that they would show up at the polls. I'm not sure whose underwear he was giving away - his own or someone else's - but, if it was the former, the grateful recipients evidently accepted a pair, went and camped out in them up in the Rockies, and forgot to return to town for election day.
The swollen turn-out on Tuesday â?? the biggest since 1968 â?? killed one of Moore's most cherished myths: that if only more people voted, the natural "liberal" "progressive" nature of the American people would manifest itself. "Slackers are going to rise up in this election," he predicted. "The slacker motto is: Sleep till noon, drink beer, vote Kerry."
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
According to Moore, there are hardly any conservatives in the US, but they do a great job of persuading all the progressives to stay away from the polling booths by putting obstacles in their path, like not giving them free underwear. So the long queues reported at polls were assumed by the media to be proof of that big pro-John Kerry youth vote we always hear about. -snip-
(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.news.com.au (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11288119%255E7583,00.html) ...
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11288119%255E7583,00.html