Does this sound like a good idea?

[bongmaster00]

Ok, so I have this idea, and I want to know what you guys think of it. This is going to be really ghetto and all, but it is all I can manage right now, so deal with it. Once I get some bagseeds, the party will begin (Input evil laugh here).
Ok, so here it goes: I am going to grow in a cardboard box, it is about 14 inches wide, 8 inches deep, and maybe two feet tall. I am going to line the inside with a space blanket, since these are made of mylar, and I have am n old light, I am not sure what the wattage is, but it is small, like and egg but longer, and it came out of a decorative lamp thing in my room. Anywayz, that is going to hang in the middle of two pots, and each pot is going to have two seeds, but I dont care if thet are bag seeds, cause I get bomb ass shit that I know none of you can get unless you have dealer that get his shit from underground grow chambers! Anywayz, I can't get no fans because I need to hide this from my family, and btw, this light gets so hot that from the time you flick it on, three seconds later, it is too hot to touch w/o burning your hand, no joke. Just tell me what you think, and look forward to a grow log in a month or so. Happy Growing!:rasta:

[turtle420]

and I want to know what you guys think of it.
Wow.... you asked for it.

Sorry to bring you down... but I'm the bearer of bad news tonight.

1st off, it's really shitty on your part to grow hiding it from your family. I don't know your age, and it's irrelevant... you should look into becoming a 'man'. This isn't something a man would do. There.

2nd--- Your hot light... are you going to make a cool tube out of a Pringles can?
I mean... WTF dude. You said so your self, it gets too hot within seconds... what are you going to do about that?

3rd--- Constructing your "grow room" or "grow cabinet" from CARDBOARD is not the best idea. In fact, it is the best stupid idea. Well, maybe topped by using cardboard covered in Napalm... but that's another thread. Again, WTF dude.

4th--- That light... does it work for growing? Don't know? Search. Read. Learn. Don't ask something as soon as you need an answer... look for it! I'm betting that the light you're talking about will be all but worthless for growing.

5th--- "each pot is going to have two seeds". Bad idea. Would you like sharing pants with your little brother, at the same time?

6th--- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT QUASI-BLANK

7th--- "but I dont care if thet are bag seeds, cause I get bomb ass shit that I know none of you can get unless you have dealer that get his shit from underground grow chambers!"

Aha.... ok.
Erm... kiddo, where do you think your super duper Batman and Spiderman underground world-chronic suppliers get their genetics from?
Underground grow chambers?
C'mon man... money speaks. You have the money, people will fork over seeds.
The really good ones are the ones you CAN'T buy... because the genes' authors are proud of their work. They're not going to sell it.

I mean... what ever.

[turtle420]

Last piece of advice, just in case you didn't put it together:::

Your hot light, and your cardboard box... with NO fans, will BURN YOUR HOUSE TO THE GROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AS YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR UNKNOWING FAMILY SLEEPS.

I hope you feel better after the State Farm agents leave.

[JEFFAR420]

Couldn't have been said any better, get some real equipment and you'll be set. and get real with yourself, Have you ever seen these underground grow chambers? Didn't think so, there probably in a grow box just as shiesty as yours.

Better luck next time :D

[faithlessxxx]

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He's just trolling people, lol.

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[DamianLucifer]

This idea is just too:
small
cheap
flammable
idiotic

Unless you live in a concrete house with no other flammable materials anywhere nearby I wouldn't even joke about using this idea! It's almost as good of an idea as in the Harry Potter books as when Hagrid wants to raise a fire breathing dragon in a wooden hut:)

[Crimson]

aye mate, sounds bad to even me!

but look around the forums theres some real intressting grows hidden under tables etc....

oh and the guys on this forum grow and smoke some outstanding stuff so theres no real point in saying that they cant get this fantastic amazing stuff your on about becuase they grow it!