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Dankmike
10-25-2006, 04:43 PM
Sup people.

yesterday i decided to rub one out because i havent in about a week so i got on the computer and put up some sites.

nothing after an hour.


so i said fuck it ya know i got bored so i hopped in the shower and then tried again for 30 minutes, nothing.

Finally i went to my room put on a porn on the big screen and tried again, watched the whole fucking movie and still nothing.

something is seriously wrong with my penis...or me?
Pipe Dreams
10-25-2006, 04:54 PM
Dunno man, its happened to me before too. An hour or two and nothin.
orangeman
10-25-2006, 05:16 PM
I think it's just you bro :p. You might wanna get that checked out.
Dankmike
10-25-2006, 05:48 PM
I figured it out, its the fact that im getting tired of white girls.

so i switched it up to latinas and ebony chicks.
Frivolous248
10-25-2006, 06:16 PM
...Hahahahaha
LIP
10-25-2006, 07:59 PM
Haha... not really funny though....

Was there a point to this thread?
hammertime
10-26-2006, 12:21 AM
damn i never wacked off and not busted.....go get your shit checked out man
BaknBlake
10-26-2006, 12:38 AM
try the stranger....ya know sit on your left hand until it goes numb, then whack off ...
slipknotpsycho
10-26-2006, 01:48 AM
it's a psychological thing (atleast for me) not really sure what causes it, same thing happens sometimes if me and the wife are getting down.
slipknotpsycho
10-26-2006, 01:48 AM
try the stranger....ya know sit on your left hand until it goes numb, then whack off ...

unless you can manage to get off in about 2 minutes, that's not really worth putting your hand to sleep.
friendowl
10-27-2006, 07:11 PM
hahahaha the stranger
that was good

mexican chicks fuck so good
Mean Green Charlene
10-27-2006, 07:58 PM
Meh, the movie wasn't that good.

(theres a movie called 'failure to launch')
Nochowderforyou
10-27-2006, 09:56 PM
You watched an entire porno in one sitting? Wow, you might be the only man in history to actually do that. :p

Maybe you're just going a little impotent. It will come back, you just need to switch up your tastes and maybe invest in some better porno.
Dankmike
10-27-2006, 10:07 PM
You watched an entire porno in one sitting? Wow, you might be the only man in history to actually do that. :p

Maybe you're just going a little impotent. It will come back, you just need to switch up your tastes and maybe invest in some better porno.


is it true smoking weed makes you impotent, if so i might have a problem.
partyguy420
10-27-2006, 10:23 PM
yea... that happens with me sometimes... were i just get bored with one time of sex... or women in the movies, and i have to switch to a different type of sex, or women to get off...
friendowl
10-27-2006, 10:35 PM
time for some viagra
lowryderulez
11-03-2006, 09:17 PM
i wudnt worry, if u aint had a wank in ages n u decide to for the hell of it you gona struggle. I aint tossed off in two weeks, longest ever but i'll wank when i feel in the mood.