New way to pull a bong danger

[WEED_UK]

Me and my friend have been trying new liquids in our bong.......this time we tried diesel..... yes diesel!!!!
What a hit we got!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trouble is you cant stop coughing black smoke and soot appeared around my nostrils the next morning!!!
otherwise good:stoned:

[KoTToN MouTH]

you are one crazy ass... hope u got a screen.

[Nochowderforyou]

I enjoy a little Anthrax or Plutonium sprinkled on my bowls for an extra kick. :D

[WEED_UK]

I enjoy a little Anthrax or Plutonium sprinkled on my bowls for an extra kick. :D


Must find some..............wheres a muslim when u need 1 :D

O look there 215,889,158 in bradford uk......brb

[WEED_UK]

Antrax was shit
Plutonium, was the bomb,my mate grew a bong from his bum in 2 mins.............freaky

[JazzNKB]

Yeah and after I fill my bong with Hydrogen peroxide I spray vicks in my eyes cuz it makes me bug out

[WEED_UK]

Yeah and after I fill my bong with Hydrogen peroxide I spray vicks in my eyes cuz it makes me bug out

you see the hydrogen peroxide bong test did u.......i tried that aswell and my hair fell out and i gotta blonde tongue......dam :dance:

[flamingskullballs]

oh your the lucky ones

i tried filling a bong with some whores blood and now i got aids

[halo]

You put diesel fuel in a bong. How fucking retarted are you? Or is this a joke haha. If it is then im sorry for the insult but if not. Then damn son your one crazy ass motherfucker.

[slipknotpsycho]

You put diesel fuel in a bong. How fucking retarted are you? Or is this a joke haha. If it is then im sorry for the insult but if not. Then damn son your one crazy ass motherfucker.

isn't it kind of damn obvious by now? lolol..

[justinsane]

i went right ahead and dipped my dick in bleach

[cygnustaxt]

I'm a fan of mercury in my bong.

[flamingskullballs]

oh man, its all about the Francium

you melt that shit, you smoke your weed

and the Francium just DISSAPEARS, its a real trip, and your real baked

the only downside is you die...

[midlifecrisis]

Diesel.....too hard to light, try gasoline or better yet racing fuel (preferably methanol) I have read studies that say the higher the octane the more thc that is activated and passed along to the sucker on the end of the bong......

[MFer]

You guys got it all wrong.


-Its night time, you're tokin a bowl outside, its pitch black. You're already high/stoned. Take out some magnesium wire, tear it up and sprinkle it on your pot. Light that shit and be blinded for the next 5 hours :D.

[Benny Beanstalk]

you see the hydrogen peroxide bong test did u.......i tried that aswell and my hair fell out and i gotta blonde tongue......dam :dance:

ahaha, but everybody should try anti-freeze. keeps you running in the winter

[UKdruglover]

Hey weed UK,

You are one funny mutha f**ka .... DIESEL, Thats just plain suicide my buddy... if thats true your a crazy ass dude, with some balls cos' i would NEVER use diesel in a water bong (i was going to say even if you paid me, but thats not neccaseraly true) but you get the point.....

UKdruglover....

:) :thumbsup: :stoned: :D

[Cassiopiea]

Have u noticed that the other day when a guy posted a joke story about "damn niggers" and "nigger speak" everyone was in uproar.

And then this guy makes a joke that all muslims are terrorists (alos another joke) and no on bats an eyelid.

Im not hating on you WEEDUK im just saying its kinda weird how selective the morals are of some people here.

[chisme]

i dont get it.......is this a joke.....cos if it is its a crap one

[chisme]

but then again my brother in law is muslim and comes from bradford.....so i geuss his bradford comment isnt really bad as its pretty much true.....my brother told me himself.


"john bradford is pakistan in britain"

he calls me john....even thou my names chris......my mates names is mark....he calls him john too,......and he also calls peter john too......he says its easier them remembering everyones name.lol nutta

[Reefer Rogue]

I've always been a magnesium fan.

[Kid Dynamite]

but then again my brother in law is muslim and comes from bradford.....so i geuss his bradford comment isnt really bad as its pretty much true.....my brother told me himself.


"john bradford is pakistan in britain"

he calls me john....even thou my names chris......my mates names is mark....he calls him john too,......and he also calls peter john too......he says its easier them remembering everyones name.lol nutta

hah we used to call Bradford Bradistan back in the day...

[LIP]

My mate called me george for about 6 years, its only in the last 3 -4 years he's actually started calling me Alex. It's like Trigger from Only Fools and Horses.

Sounds interesting... diesel.... What kind, city ?

[LIP]

I supose if your going to use a fuel diesel is the best one as it has to be hot to ignite, just done try petrol rofl.

[PaRaNoIa]

I like filling the bong up with butane gas and then just hurry the fuck up and ignite.. Pull.. And then I'm high as a sky high motherfucker..

[azure]

road paint lads, the real deal

[dejayou30]

i just shit in my bong. its a little hard to suck the smoke through but it gets you riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped

[suhl]

that is not a bright idea. i dont know huffing gas has never really appealed to me. next time trry bleach

[Reefer Rogue]

I love these kind of threads, they're such piss takes :D

[Cyclonite]

I always use hydrofluoric acid in my bong, cleans your glass and lungs out good. Wait until it starts to eat the glass away and really gets going, you will never get that high in your life again....I guarantee it.

If you didn't get this as a joke after the fourth post, your an idiot and I pity you.

[WEED_UK]

Have u noticed that the other day when a guy posted a joke story about "damn niggers" and "nigger speak" everyone was in uproar.

And then this guy makes a joke that all muslims are terrorists (alos another joke) and no on bats an eyelid.

Im not hating on you WEEDUK im just saying its kinda weird how selective the morals are of some people here.



I no way said that all muslims are terroists.....most of them.....but not all , im not saying that you dont have a clue!!?? , but when 3/4 of bradford and luton and leeds and leicster etc etc are out with banners in my street saying all brits and american infidels should die and islaam (muslim) is coming , in front of my girlfriend ,5 yo boy and week old boy and they are telling others to kill my family on my land (terrorising!) then yes most are terrorists....im sorry but if you live in scotland your a whole world away from whats happening on my street.......and certain people stop my freedom of speech in my own country......unless you have a hook on your hand,muslim head dress and a temple.........then u cant say shit,in britain......fuck anyone who says i cant say somthing....whatever it maybe.....i just said it,so fricking lump it!!!!
Again im not spreading hatred i luv u all.......but come on cannibus is illegal yet religion is the biggest killer in this world........Work it out
p.s not bitching at anyone at all...........jus y cant every get on:D
luv all

[Nochowderforyou]

but come on cannibus is illegal yet religion is the biggest killer in this world........Work it out


Agreed 100%. :thumbsup:

[WEED_UK]

but then again my brother in law is muslim and comes from bradford.....so i geuss his bradford comment isnt really bad as its pretty much true.....my brother told me himself.


"john bradford is pakistan in britain"


See ;) :dance:

[WEED_UK]

Anyway ,off this sore subject it was a laugh over bongs..........
i like the dude who said he crapped in his....kinda funny...lol
But it makes me laugh.....these airheads who say "is this a joke?" i mean come on...lol..
Any way im gonna poo in my bong.........aka .......PONG

And before u asked....no not really

[TheSmokingMonkey]

1. That is stupid but funny to think about.
2. Everybody stop muslim-bashing. Terrorists come in every stripe, so respect Islam for what it is: a large world religion with some crazy dumbasses on the fringe of it making a lot of trouble.

[Cassiopiea]

I thought about posting something like this, but I figured it would turn this thread from a humorish bong thread into a bitchfest...

Oh sorry man I didnt mean for it to be a bitch fest, just pointing summat out.


Whilst on the subject try lacing your weed with raw sewage for that extra special tang.

Edit: whoa just read the rest of the thread, wtf is going on?

[WEED_UK]

Naaa it aint a bitch fest....just peps sharing opinions...das all

oh yeah............hmmmmm raw sewage in your bong...nice..might try that after the concrete..lol

[AlwaysBlazed]

This is funny. Ha. Ha.

[WEED_UK]

This is funny. Ha. Ha.

Yes it is!:confused:

[graph]

You just made my sig.

I'll smoke some hash, to show love to brothers across the pond.

[bleh]

One time my buddy bought this very funny looking jacket at the store.

we found a little vile inside one of the pockets containing some white powder.
one of my buddies was stupid enough to try a "gummer" of it.

as soon as he gummed it, he started puking violently.

one can imagine...anthrax is not for gummers.


SMOKE IT!

[tootsie roll]

Me and my friend have been trying new liquids in our bong.......this time we tried diesel..... yes diesel!!!!
What a hit we got!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trouble is you cant stop coughing black smoke and soot appeared around my nostrils the next morning!!!
otherwise good:stoned:

Brilliant!:thumbsup:












:rolleyes:

[Nice Dreamz]

ya i usually fill my bong with battery acid, and then snort a line of aspestos for that zingy flavor

[WEED_UK]

lol..i suppose the battery acid hits u straight away (bang)
But asbestos hits you about 20 years later,lol.

[RIP ODB]

I enjoy IVing antifreeze.

Also I like to sniff a line of ants for breakfast.

[gill145]

What about putting a fish in a bong? Get the fish high while your getting high, cool, yet not harmful.

[Zoosh]

You are all doing boring stuff.
Liquid nitrogen is what you want to filter your smoke.

[gill145]

I usually get high by fillin' my bong with agent orange.

[Cyclonite]

I usually get high by fillin' my bong with agent orange.

Too cheap to spring for some VX? If its worth doing its worth doing right.