Official rules of wake and bake

[chris40]

At first it seems like a simple concept, you wake up and then you get baked. Probably the best way to star a day.
But a lot of questions come to mind.
If you wake up and lay in bed for 10 or 20 minutes then get out of bed and toke is that a w&b?
Or if you get up and go take a piss or shower and then go smoke. Is that a wake and bake?
If you wake up and poke around for 5? 10 minutes before smoking is that a wake and bake?

So I call onto you friend of cannabis.com message boards.
The official rules of Wake and Bake.
I'll start it off.

I say if you wake up, go eat breakfast and then smoke, it is obviously not a wake and bake because anyone in their right mind would eat their captain crunch after they smoke.

Now your turn.
Ready?
Go.

[Greenport]

i say if u take a shower first then smoke cause u may run outta time to take a shower then its just gross.

[herostyle]

I think you should wake up with a pipe in your face and toke away:rasta:

[chris40]

i say if u take a shower first then smoke cause u may run outta time to take a shower then its just gross.

It's not whether you can or not, it's if you can call it a wake and bake.

[dkeltz]

when the first thing that you ingest or take into your body after waking up in the morning is weed. i would still consider it to be a wake and bake if right after waking up in the morning you go take a hot shower and then after relaxing for 10-15 mintues you go toke a fat spliff. the key is that weed needs to be the first you put into your body after waking up.

peace:rasta:

[chris40]

when the first thing that you ingest or take into your body after waking up in the morning is weed. i would still consider it to be a wake and bake if right after waking up in the morning you go take a hot shower and then after relaxing for 10-15 mintues you go toke a fat spliff. the key is that weed needs to be the first you put into your body after waking up.

peace:rasta:

So if i don't eat or drink anything all day and smoke 6 hours after waking up I can still call it a wake and bake? Not likely.

[D1me]

i don't usually smoke early, usually a night smoker except for before school on wednesday mornings and it's always get dressed, get in car and driveon way to school or smoke a bowl before i leave for school. but im on fall break so a few days ago i smoked right after i woke up and the entire day felt good.

[Greenport]

id call it wake and bake if u took a shower first.

[dkeltz]

nah ur not getting what i said. basically 10-15 minutes after waking up, but weeding being the first thing u ingest

[BigHyphyD]

Shower first.

Sometimes for me a nice shower will kill my high.

That's just me though so...


:pimp:

[dankus maximus]

showers kill my buzz too. and getting dressed for us in canada, ever hung out the window to smoke in a towel in 10 degree weather first thing in the morning? i did....once then i learned my lesson.

id say first thing you ingest in the morning

[Aristotle]

A good wake n bake tip is to pre-grind the weed the night before so an official wake n bake only takes but a few seconds to pack it up and get going.

A lot easier on the mind of a person who just woke up from sleep and is still in a tired daze.

[rottenPauL]

i wake up, just when im still sleepy, i open my window and roll a j under the moring sun and then i toke it. And thats it. Good morning

[graph]

It's like 420, it doesn't matter if you smoke directly at 4:20, since it's in the spirit of 420. Same thing as wake and bake. If you've gotta rush, hit the pipe whenever you can. Stoners should be the exact opposite of time nazis, you can't take chilling away from me, you know?

[Eraserhead71]

pack your shit, put it on your night table, wake & bake. right?

[budsmoker]

i usually wake smoke a bowl 2 get me a good buzz when i first wake up, take a shower then smoke some more
ahhh wake n bakes the most important high of the day

[AlwaysBlazed]

Normally I have a joint ready and I just have it in my mouth and lit before I open my eyes.

[pu ekot]

I say showers are more fun stoned.

[Benny Beanstalk]

i'd say if you still have groggy eyes from sleeping then that it the wake and bake. a shower tends to wake you up. if you toke while showering, it's a wake and bake, point final

[oturbojoeo4o]

to me its anytime in the morning after you wake up...normally before i head out to my first class...makes advanced vehicle computer controls a lot smoother

[halosin8r]

^agree, sometime within the first hour or so of waking up.
I feel as if I get much higher when I have that grey cloud feeling in my head before I smoke.

[NightProwler]

you need have have the bong packed and ready by the side of your bed, accomponied by a lighter. at your first waking thought, you must do everything in your power to hit that. first breath of a day is pure weed. thats pretty intense man

[Chronic.Tonic]

I can't do ANYTHING before I shower in the morning. I just really can use a good shower to get the day going otherwise my day sucks. So for me its always after I hop out of the shower, then get all happy.

[tahoe58]

...W&B is ONLY if you take your first blaze while still in bed....then you have to get up after....and get on with your day! with a whole new perspective! OH, and I'' add a cup of italian roast expresso.....thats what makes my day!

[Kilo0192]

I consider it w&b if you haven't moved out of bed and you just opened your eyes and light the shit. Pack/roll it the night before. It's just not the same at any other time.

[Reefer Rogue]

I usually like to wait 5 minutes or so before I toke after i wake up. Maybe not even 5, but just until i'm ready. I'd still consider that a wake n bake but meh..

[hammertime]

i wake up and smoke alot, but the days i consider a wake and bake is when you climb straight outa bed, and start smoking the blunt you prerolled the night before that is sitting on your dresser, and taking gb's while still sitting on your bed watching some espn

[lowryderulez]

Wakin up, with a joint ready made from the night before and manage to have just enuf energy to turn your radio on and light up to get ready for a whole nu day:thumbsup:

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I LOVE taking showers baked so I would vote for smoke first, shower later. Same goes for the breakfast. Better baked. I would put my slippers on, get my stash, have a smoke in the garage, and then think about everything else afterwards.

[scream]

i call it a wake and bake if it is the first thing i do...normally if i wake and bake i dont even get out of bed, i just have a bowl loaded by the bed

[greenburn]

So this could be a fun project, does anyone think it would be possible to use a self igniting flame and an air pump with a hose that's got a joint on the intake, then put in on an alarm clock. You could get baked while your waking up, just point the hose towards your bed.

I once knew a guy that would wake up only if you put a cigarette in his mouth

[aaaaa8]

i read in forbes magazine that in order for it to be an OFFICIAL wake and bake the first breath you take when you wake up has to be that of THC content.

/thread

[kitkat67]

:rasta: have,n rolled a few the night b4, a wake n bake is grope,n 4 lighter n sparkn it up b4 eyes r fully open n stil lie,n in nice warm bed, yeh!:thumbsup: