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fackfackfack
10-20-2006, 05:28 PM
So I was talking with a relative of mine and the subject of "The Marijuana" came up. I was asked if I did it, and obviously replied "No... Marijuana is for idiots with no lives." and my relative said "Yes, it is. You want to hear a story? Your uncle was going to be a pro baseball player, untill he tried the marijuana. Now he's out mowing lawns and snow blowing for money." and i told my relative "uh... no... that's not possible. Maybe he tried heroin or something?" and she was like "Nope. The marijuana messed with his head. I had my boys mess him up a little so he wouldn't do it again" "Oh... Wow."

So apparantly from trying marijuana once... his life is gone. :dance: :dance: :dance:
benagain
10-20-2006, 05:30 PM
Yup. BS
A dumbass is a dumbass
Phire210
10-20-2006, 05:35 PM
Smells like a big steaming pile of ignorant shit to me. (your relatives belief/story, not your relative)
orangeman
10-20-2006, 05:36 PM
Sounds like a hypocrite has been smoking too much PCP :).
fackfackfack
10-20-2006, 05:42 PM
pcp is off da chain yo.
fackfackfack
10-20-2006, 05:42 PM
just playin homie.
orangeman
10-20-2006, 05:45 PM
just playin homie.

LOL, I knew you were :D.
Nochowderforyou
10-20-2006, 05:52 PM
The Marijuana will release your inner demons and make you want to kill. I have killed 57 people already! :p
Wesley Pipes
10-20-2006, 05:56 PM
The Marijuana will release your inner demons and make you want to kill. I have killed 57 people already! :p

cooooooool... bet i can beat ya to 60 :)
Nochowderforyou
10-20-2006, 05:58 PM
cooooooool... bet i can beat ya to 60 :)

I mean 57 people just this morning since I toked. :p
Cassiopiea
10-20-2006, 06:13 PM
Ive become a serial sex offender since I started the herb, i just cant resist the wonderful folds of an older woman.
Nochowderforyou
10-20-2006, 06:49 PM
^^^Me too. I like making love to an 80yr old women.
suhl
10-20-2006, 08:00 PM
you can be sure tha anyone someone puts "the" in front of any word for marijuana or the word itself they have no idea what they are talking about and think they are morally superior
JaggedEdge
10-20-2006, 08:23 PM
Watch, with in a week, we will see copies of this thread on some anti drug site claiming weed makes you kill 60 people. Come on now we all no you didn't kill 57 people. I understand a couple a month, but if you are at 57 than I think you may have a problem. ;)
Nochowderforyou
10-20-2006, 08:30 PM
Watch, with in a week, we will see copies of this thread on some anti drug site claiming weed makes you kill 60 people. Come on now we all no you didn't kill 57 people. I understand a couple a month, but if you are at 57 than I think you may have a problem. ;)

Man that'd be hilarious! Weed makes you kill, but tobacco and alcohol are okay because they have been approved by our government, and once something gets approved by our government, it makes it no longer immoral. :p

I lied, I meant a 157. I just did some bong rips and I feeling like doing it again. Why devil weed! WHY?!

Okay, I'm done. :)
3rdEyeVision
10-20-2006, 08:31 PM
shit man she got he sons to beat him up for smoking weed??? that bitch is crazy yo
S.P.Q.R.
10-20-2006, 09:24 PM
shit man she got he sons to beat him up for smoking weed??? that bitch is crazy yo

Hahahaha
Frivolous248
10-20-2006, 09:31 PM
"I had my boys mess him up a little so he wouldn't do it again"

Marijuana, harmless?

Smoke pot and the chances of you getting your ass kicked by some crazy fuckers sent out by a crazy lady increases greatly.

Smoke pot, get your ass kicked.

Maybe that was what stopped him from being a pro baseball player...Getting the snot beat out of him by a bunch of punks.
Funyons
10-20-2006, 09:55 PM
Ok i woke at 2 today, smoked some weed ,killed a hooker, skipped school, and then weent and killed a cop
Reefer Rogue
10-20-2006, 10:16 PM
I do not see how you can think that scenario is bullshit...
Marijuana does have very negative effects on some people. Pot changes the state of the mind. It can lead to psychological dependence. If you don't believe it, stop smoking cold turkey for a week. You will miss it, trust me.

Missing it and dependence are wo differnt things. Cannabis is probably the easiest drug to quit.

Your relative is a psycho and should be locked up for conspiricy to assault. She's one ignorant women... 'The marijuana' =/
azure
10-20-2006, 10:18 PM
i was a brain surgeon until i accidentally inhaled some cannabis
Inferius
10-20-2006, 10:20 PM
I was the reincarnation of Jesus.
Until I inhaled some second-hand marijuana smoke and forgot all about it.