The silly things we say...

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Some people say the silliest things, don't they.
Here are a few benine suggestions, see if you can come up with any more...:D

At the end of the weather report, the presenter will say, "that's it, there'll be more weather tomorrow."

A cop will give you an endorsable fine, and we'll say, "thank you."

Someone will walk into your house, and say, "cor, it stinks of dope in here, have you been smoking?"

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When I buy something in a shop, the cashier will ask me, "how would you like to pay, sir?"
I always get a blank look, when I say that I'd like to pay in string.
:confused:

[Imotep]

"would you like fries with that?" i am able to ask for what i want.

"are you angry?" if its obvious why ask?

"are you ok?" if ive just been hit by a bus no, im not ok.

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Women will ask, "do these jeans make my bum look big?"
"No, your bum makes your bum look big in those jeans!"

:confused:

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Whenever I draw money from my bank account (on the rare occasion that I am able to do such a thing), the teller will ask, "how would you like your cash?"
"Err, legal tender will be fine, thanks." :)

(I will be slapped one day :rolleyes: :) )

Or, you go shopping and buy, like 5 items, and the till wahler will ask, "would you like a bag?"
"Err, no thanks, I like dropping my stuff on the floor every 5 paces."

[koshea]

people see dark skys and huge puddles and ask if it just raind

your eyes look like fire and you look oriental cramming fod into your mouth and laughing and someone asks "are you high"

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you look oriental cramming fod into your mouth

lol@visual

[00Ampersand]

At my dinner theatre (where I work) there was a cardboard cutout displayed for the upcoming show...the cutout was made to look like a character called Tinkle, and right below the cutout, it said "Come see me, Tinkle, at the next show" (try saying that statement outloud without the periods)
~007~

[GHoSToKeR]

Whenever I draw money from my bank account (on the rare occasion that I am able to do such a thing), the teller will ask, "how would you like your cash?"
"Err, legal tender will be fine, thanks." :)

LOL, I went into a bank with a few mates recently to cash a cheque, and the teller asked "how would you like your cash?".. well, we were all extremely stoned and trying to supress the giggles, so I replied "With salt and vinegar, between two slices of wholemeal bread, wearing Calvin Kline boxers on the back of a blue dyslexic camel named Frank"

needless to say, we got shown the door =/ :cool:

people these days :rolleyes:

[Bro DZ]

"Come see me, Tinkle, at the next show" (try saying that statement outloud without the periods)
~007~
ROFL

thats some funny shit... how about when some one tells you to have a nice day... that one used to always get a snide response from me LoL

"Have a nice day!"
"You gonna make me er what?" :p

LoL