View Full Version : THE CIGAR!
fackfackfack
10-19-2006, 08:41 PM
My grandparents are in town and are currently staying in my guest room! Woohoo! So anyways, my parents haven't the slightest clue I smoke, weed or anythign else, and my grandfather smokes the occasional cigar. So... I walk into this room just for going in there (the guest room) and on the dresser sits a cigar. I smelled it, smells really good. I'm really at a lack of anything right now (smoked my last weed out of my stash earlier, haven't had a cigar in probably 2 months) and I really want this cigar. So ... I was wondering if someone would get suspicious about this ... I mean obviously they would but my grandmother always cleans things up for him... Should I take it? Maybe he got it as a gift.... maybe its some moral thing. I'd feel really bad, but I REALLY want a cigar. What should I DO?!
orangeman
10-19-2006, 08:51 PM
Just go buy yor own damn cigar ;).
Nochowderforyou
10-19-2006, 08:51 PM
No. It's not yours little boy, so hands off.
MastaChronic
10-19-2006, 08:52 PM
get some more weed,hollow it out, pack it with weed and ask him to share it with you, hes your gramps he probably will, and then you two would be stoned off your ass and hed be like "woah, i havent felt like this in 20 years!"
Go buy your own cigar. Some of those can be quite pricey. What does the band on the cigar say? Besides, he might have brought only enough for his trip. how would you feel if you brought an 1/8 on vacation... just enough to smoke once a day for your vaca. It's your last day on vacation.. you have big plans.. you go to get your stash, and IT'S GONE!!
crudemood
10-19-2006, 09:00 PM
no no not yours..
i dont thing this should be as big of a problem that your putting it up to be.
its not yours dont touch ;P
or like orangeman said. go buy your own. ;)
slipknotpsycho
10-19-2006, 09:02 PM
well this is a first, never heard of anyone fiending for a cigar wtih tobacco only in it....
fackfackfack
10-19-2006, 09:03 PM
im only 16.... and I don't have a fake because I look a lot younger then I am.
Nochowderforyou
10-19-2006, 09:04 PM
how would you feel if you brought an 1/8 on vacation... just enough to smoke once a day for your vaca. It's your last day on vacation.. you have big plans.. you go to get your stash, and IT'S GONE!!
That's an angering thought. :p
Just go buy a White Owl cigar for like $2 or whatever they are. Your grandpa could be saving that for a nice moment on his trip, or if something special happens, like grandchildren or something.
Your grandpa isn't stupid either. Seniors may be old, but they have been around much longer than you have and know that a cigar jus doesn't dissapear. You're trying to take advantage of his old age which is not cool at all.
fackfackfack
10-19-2006, 09:04 PM
shut up slipknot i like cigars. hah, jesus, i typed guitars.
fackfackfack
10-19-2006, 09:04 PM
okay, okay.
dont take it. and it isnt like weed you wont really feel that much different after you smoke it, minus the guilt youll be feeling for robbing your grandpa
Kid Dynamite
10-19-2006, 09:07 PM
get some more weed,hollow it out, pack it with weed and ask him to share it with you, hes your gramps he probably will, and then you two would be stoned off your ass and hed be like "woah, i havent felt like this in 20 years!"
haha yeah....."This takes me right back to Woodstock '69"
fackfackfack
10-19-2006, 09:09 PM
ahahhha wowww. damn I wish I was alive for the woodstock days. rise against the man, man. far out. alright im done.
if you are sixteen he probably grew up in the 30s or 40s and probably hates hippies. im just basing that on my own grandpa though
Zoosh
10-19-2006, 09:11 PM
Stealing from family is whack man.
napolitana869
10-19-2006, 09:27 PM
maybe you could ask him if you could smoke it with him. it would be good bonding time with your grandfater, you would still get to smoke it, and you wouldnt be stealing from him.
fackfackfack
10-19-2006, 09:39 PM
nono cant do that, parents are alll NO SMOKING ITLL KILL YOU DIE END OF YOU END YOURSELF WAHHH!
fackfackfack
10-19-2006, 09:39 PM
please completely disregard half of my posts...
Anathema2121
10-19-2006, 11:29 PM
I saw an old man almost whip a 20 yr old's ass over a missing cigar one day at work. It was awesome.
Moral: Don't steal old people's cigars.
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