View Full Version : Shoe size and Mr. Happy
Byker
11-02-2004, 03:10 PM
For some reason, the Piercing Questions: Part 1 thread is closed.  So just to be a PITA :), I thought I'd post a link to this shoe size / penis size table (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html).
Fer what be its worth, your humble Byker's rig is exactly -- I say again, ladies and gents, exactly -- where the table predicts he should be, good boy that he is.
Sigh ... yeah, these size 13 shoes are sooo tight ...!  :cool:
Proof
11-02-2004, 03:26 PM
lol dude im very happy with my results  :cool:  ;)
ineedskillz
11-02-2004, 03:35 PM
Yup right on the money....
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 03:37 PM
woah that's pretty accurate.. not that ive measured my ahem, but, you know lol
Bro DZ
11-02-2004, 04:23 PM
heheh
its almost dead on  LoL  I'm gonna have to send that page to a few people i know   :p
Encatuse
11-02-2004, 04:48 PM
hahaha.   My penis size is supposed to be 10.4 inches!!!  Jesus man.  ^^ They've got some really high freakin expectations.  Especially since the average guy is only about 6.2 inches or something.  And the percentage of people between 5 and 8 inches is 90%.  Im wishin my penis was 10.4 inches.  Well... not really.  That would scare the ladies.  Bigger is only better to a point.  When your penis is nearly a foot long.... yikes.
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 04:54 PM
yeah, youre right!! I was looking at the size 10.5 for India, so i was like "thats about right"... but for a size 10.5 in the UK my dick would have to be about 10 inches
 
now, i know alot of guys like to brag, but come on!! lol
 
if i lived in india then fair enough, but i dont.. i think they messed up somewhere.. unless mine's just.. well.. small? :confused: :rolleyes:
Ammie
11-02-2004, 06:28 PM
lmfao u boys are silly ass :D
RESiNATE
11-02-2004, 07:04 PM
Yeah, like, I'm apparently wearing a size too big lmfaooo
Load of rubbish lol
clevemire
11-02-2004, 07:50 PM
Does.... not..compute.....!!!
RESiNATE
11-02-2004, 09:32 PM
lol - is that a spoiler, or is it really a beer stand?
:rolleyes:
Hmmm, make mine a pint, y'all
apsinthion
11-02-2004, 09:42 PM
There are good and bad point's aboul that chart.
+) I'm a size 12 shoe (UK) which give's me a 10 1/2 inch penis (which is great of course).
-) I think I'v just realised that my eyesight must be fucked.
clevemire
11-02-2004, 09:46 PM
lol - is that a spoiler, or is it really a beer stand?
:rolleyes:Good question! 
Mayhaps it's a 2-in-1, for the redneck who enjoys his tailgating parties a little too much :D
hunny
11-02-2004, 09:49 PM
For some reason, the Piercing Questions: Part 1 thread is closed.  So just to be a PITA :), I thought I'd post a link to this shoe size / penis size table (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html).
Fer what be its worth, your humble Byker's rig is exactly -- I say again, ladies and gents, exactly -- where the table predicts he should be, good boy that he is.
Sigh ... yeah, these size 13 shoes are sooo tight ...!  :cool:
the reason why it got closed is because this is lounge ...theres a thread for sexuality questions etc,,,,
Day Dreamin Faze
11-02-2004, 10:58 PM
0_o they forgot size 15-16 :(
maryjanemama
11-02-2004, 11:55 PM
1. I'm am soooo glad I am not a guy.
2. Dated a guy in high school with a size 13 foot and, uhhh, not even close....
RESiNATE
11-02-2004, 11:58 PM
I bet that the Sasquatch (sp?) must be as chuffed as a badger...lol
Size 35, is just being big-headed, as well as big-footed!!
koshea
11-03-2004, 04:16 AM
haha id liek to meet the man with a =3.5 inch dick...id call him susie =)
shadowfox
11-03-2004, 04:36 AM
1. I'm am soooo glad I am not a guy.
2. Dated a guy in high school with a size 13 foot and, uhhh, not even close....
1. Me too
2. and me too. In fact, I think he had even bigger feet than a size 13. And not.even.close.
I read somewhere that the thing with the feet, and the thing with the finger length, has absolutely no correlation to you-know-what size. Feet size is according to how tall you are. For example, if you're six feet tall, your feet has to be pretty big to support your body. And Mr.Happy size is determined by genetics and various other hormones and whatnot. 
The only thing that is medically and scientifically proven is that finger length can determine if you're gay or not. Really! I read it in Time magazine. This is because finger length is influenced by the quantity of male hormones present in the womb. 
Here's one link about it:
http://slate.msn.com/default.aspx?id=1004978
RESiNATE
11-03-2004, 09:42 AM
It's not what ya got, it's the way you use it!
I don't use mine, so it don't matter what I got :D
:confused:
:(
Bro DZ
11-03-2004, 06:03 PM
LoL
its not the size of the wave...  its the motion of the ocean!  yeah
peace
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