Terps
10-19-2006, 04:52 PM
ok so im sitting here and i just started to chuckle when i thought of this story so ill share...
ok so Blair, Adam and i thought it would be fun to try salvia, so we went to the local porn shop and bought sum 20x. shit was expensive as all hell like 40 bucks for a gram or sum shit. we packed a z bong and try it. lets just say it wasnt fun. none of us liked it and we said right then and there after or 20 mins from hell that we will never smoke this shit again. so we go on and do what we do....smoke so we are guna go for a burn cruise and we burn to this park called "Park wood hills" and we were guna take the Z Bong on a nature hike. when we got there their was this nasty rusty old shity car there and it was all foggy inside. ppl makin out w/e its normal so we take the bong and buds and start walkin, heading toward the creek (theres a bridge there and thats our spot) well this no good nigger gets outa this shit ass car with this nasty pale white chick and just sends off a bad vibe. so this black guy starts to say shit like "This is my park fo, i run this place" so we start fuckin with him sayin shit like "o dam u run this place...ya hear that blair its the fuckin mayor over here he runs this city!" so my buddy blair goes over to him and gives him a high five and asks for his john handcock and shit cause hes the mayor ya no. well we start to walk off and he sees us with the bong and is like u better smoke we up or im guna break your bong. so i got a thought in my head
i went to the car and packed a fatty bowl of salvia and handed the bong to this no good nigger. and said u gota smoke this hole bong and clear it and ill give u a nug for the drive home. he got all happy and started to brag how hes been smokin for ever and he will clear this shit no prob so he fuckin cashes the salvia in the bong then places his hand over the bong to take a breather. then clears the bitch, my fuckin jaw dropped to the ground and right away i grabbed the bong outa his hands cause i new summin was up haha the fucker starts screammin "Wtf is that crack blah blah (nigger talk) wtf" im rollin on the ground spinning in circles laughing.
lets just say he couldnt drive home, and stayed in the park for a while hahaha
moral of the story dont be a mouch, u just might get smoked up with salvia!!
ok so Blair, Adam and i thought it would be fun to try salvia, so we went to the local porn shop and bought sum 20x. shit was expensive as all hell like 40 bucks for a gram or sum shit. we packed a z bong and try it. lets just say it wasnt fun. none of us liked it and we said right then and there after or 20 mins from hell that we will never smoke this shit again. so we go on and do what we do....smoke so we are guna go for a burn cruise and we burn to this park called "Park wood hills" and we were guna take the Z Bong on a nature hike. when we got there their was this nasty rusty old shity car there and it was all foggy inside. ppl makin out w/e its normal so we take the bong and buds and start walkin, heading toward the creek (theres a bridge there and thats our spot) well this no good nigger gets outa this shit ass car with this nasty pale white chick and just sends off a bad vibe. so this black guy starts to say shit like "This is my park fo, i run this place" so we start fuckin with him sayin shit like "o dam u run this place...ya hear that blair its the fuckin mayor over here he runs this city!" so my buddy blair goes over to him and gives him a high five and asks for his john handcock and shit cause hes the mayor ya no. well we start to walk off and he sees us with the bong and is like u better smoke we up or im guna break your bong. so i got a thought in my head
i went to the car and packed a fatty bowl of salvia and handed the bong to this no good nigger. and said u gota smoke this hole bong and clear it and ill give u a nug for the drive home. he got all happy and started to brag how hes been smokin for ever and he will clear this shit no prob so he fuckin cashes the salvia in the bong then places his hand over the bong to take a breather. then clears the bitch, my fuckin jaw dropped to the ground and right away i grabbed the bong outa his hands cause i new summin was up haha the fucker starts screammin "Wtf is that crack blah blah (nigger talk) wtf" im rollin on the ground spinning in circles laughing.
lets just say he couldnt drive home, and stayed in the park for a while hahaha
moral of the story dont be a mouch, u just might get smoked up with salvia!!