Christian haunted house

[microwavechips]

has anyone seen it on the news? There is a part in the house where a kid in a classroom shoots everyone because "heavy metal is telling him to" then he shoots himself

im not trying to attack christianity or anyones beliefs but really man what the fuck? how sick in the head do u have to be to do sumthing like that :confused:

[moorephened]

If your talking about a "Hell House" those have been around for decades. These days they typically only deal with abortion and homosexualty rather than music. That was more of a 50's thing.

Make sure your not talking about a parody of a "Hell House", those are comment also.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

I was thinking jesus would jump out from the wall to scare you, but this sounds almost as lame.

[smoke it]

thats sum major bullshit

[Sig]

There's one in Tulsa called Nightmare. it's pretty good, except for all the people trying to get you saved at the end.

[MastaChronic]

they got one on my street every year, its run by some satanists and its got jesus being hacked up with a chainsaw people jumping down from the cieling in front of you, cows being ritualistically slaughtered etc etc etc last year i went i was on acid and it was so cool!

[bleh]

A mormon haunted house would be so much scarier.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

A mormon haunted house would be so much scarier.

a big incestuous orgy?

[MastaChronic]

this year for halloween im thinking of lacing the candy with acid and switching it with other peoples cvandy in their bowls, you know, go house to house "trick or treat!" arent you a little old to be trick or treating? "gimme the fuckin candy bitch!" and i'll have a few of my special candies in my hand and when i go to grab some candy i'll drop them in there ninja style so they dont notice, and unwittingly give little kids lsd, of course, im gonna be on acid too

[friendowl]

christians dont celebrate haloween
its like saying a vegeterian steakhouse

[moorephened]

christians dont celebrate haloween
its like saying a vegeterian steakhouse


Halloween is derived from All-hallow's-eve.

Hallows is an old word for saints.

Nov. 1st is all saints day.

Halloween = All Saints Day Eve!

Like all Christian traditions Halloween is a mixture a pagan ritual and Christian theology. That would also explain why it is celebrated on every continent on earth but only in Christian nations.

Besides, you've never heard of churches selling carving pumpkins as a fundraiser? :confused:

[kknight]

this year for halloween im thinking of lacing the candy with acid and switching it with other peoples cvandy in their bowls, you know, go house to house "trick or treat!" arent you a little old to be trick or treating? "gimme the fuckin candy bitch!" and i'll have a few of my special candies in my hand and when i go to grab some candy i'll drop them in there ninja style so they dont notice, and unwittingly give little kids lsd, of course, im gonna be on acid too

Thanks kid, you are the ones that made it harder for my friends and I took go trick-or-treating when we were little.

I honestly hope you are kidding if if not, should have your face mutilated in public. If I were the kids of those parents and my kids came home with that shit, I guaranty you would be dead by the end of the night.

What the fuck are you even doing on a messageboard, you should probably be in school.

[Nochowderforyou]

Don't listen to MastaChronic. He's just a punk kid talking tough and besides, looks like the big mouth is banned now. :thumbsup:

Back to the topic though, this Christian Halloween thing sounds a bit much. Sounds like they just want to scare evil right out of them.

Not for me. I love heavy music and I can't way to go to hell! At least I'm be warm. ;)

[kknight]

Don't listen to MastaChronic. He's just a punk kid talking tough and besides, looks like the big mouth is banned now. :thumbsup:

Back to the topic though, this Christian Halloween thing sounds a bit much. Sounds like they just want to scare evil right out of them.

Not for me. I love heavy music and I can't way to go to hell! At least I'm be warm. ;)

As a fan of heavy music and at one time a "practicing" Christian, I went to many of these type ordeals. A lot of the Christian music was much heavier than what the local hardcorde kids think they are rockin.

They usually take you through a few scenes showing some average kids hanging out (like ones that would probably be seeing the act) and then show them as they go out to prom, have a few drinks, then on the way home, there is a horrible car wreck. Then next room would be set up like an ER room where a person in the car is dying. Next room you are in Heaven at the gates, a few peoples named are "found in the book" and the others are sent to the "hell room."

Most work like that I have been two with different scenarios played out. They aren't really supposed to be a "horror house." Christians aren't typically supposed to be celebrating Halloween and for the ones that don't, this gives them something to do on Halloween like everyone else is doing.

[Polymirize]

I honestly hope you are kidding if if not, should have your face mutilated in public. If I were the kids of those parents and my kids came home with that shit, I guaranty you would be dead by the end of the night.

What the fuck are you even doing on a messageboard, you should probably be in school.

Thank god someone finally said it.

I'm always torn between speaking up and simply ignoring him and not giving him the attention he craves. But awesome comment.
:thumbsup:

[S.P.Q.R.]

It doesn't suprise me. They've been doing this shit for years. The Christian pigs have nothing better to do than attack anything that believes differently than them.

[kknight]

It doesn't suprise me. They've been doing this shit for years. The Christian pigs have nothing better to do than attack anything that believes differently than them.

They aren't "attacking" anything with these house/park setups. Most eveyone who goes to one does so knowing what they are all about.

Everyone make a conscience decision to enter one.


No offense but your outlook on it and blanket statements reguarding Christian "pigs" is ironically as close minded as the Christians who think I (and you) will go to hell for toking.

[S.P.Q.R.]

They aren't "attacking" anything with these house/park setups. Most eveyone who goes to one does so knowing what they are all about.

Everyone make a conscience decision to enter one.


No offense but your outlook on it and blanket statements reguarding Christian "pigs" is ironically as close minded as the Christians who think I (and you) will go to hell for toking.

How the fuck arn't they attacking people/things with these stupid shows? They obviously attack Heavy Metal, video games, Abortion supporters, homosexuals, pagans, and of course the fellow stoner in these shows.

My statements against Christians are close minded? HAHAHA! Fuck the Christians, they have pursecuted and attacked so many cultures, peoples, and countries simply because they're different. They bind people with fear, hoping they'll follow they're nonsensical religion. Not just at these shows, but everywhere.

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How the fuck arn't they attacking people/things with these stupid shows? They obviously attack Heavy Metal, video games, Abortion supporters, homosexuals, pagans, and of course the fellow stoner in these shows.

My statements against Christians are close minded? HAHAHA! Fuck the Christians, they have pursecuted and attacked so many cultures, peoples, and countries simply because they're different. They bind people with fear, hoping they'll follow they're nonsensical religion. Not just at these shows, but everywhere.

and you're against christians for being different?

No offense, but calling out all christians because of something like the crusades is like saying all white people must be gay and eat people because of dahmer. You're being just as closed-minded to christians as you accuse them of being, and that's just the truth. You attack christians for attacking subjects, what makes you so much more enlightened than them?

Just because someone believes different than you doesn't make them wrong, but treating their belief as wrong or inferior DEFINITELY makes you wrong. If you didn't want to see what christians believe, then you probably didn't have any business being in there. That's like going to church and getting pissed at the guy in the front talking about God for an hour. You had to see it coming.

[S.P.Q.R.]

and you're against christians for being different?

No offense, but calling out all christians because of something like the crusades is like saying all white people must be gay and eat people because of dahmer. You're being just as closed-minded to christians as you accuse them of being, and that's just the truth. You attack christians for attacking subjects, what makes you so much more enlightened than them?

Just because someone believes different than you doesn't make them wrong, but treating their belief as wrong or inferior DEFINITELY makes you wrong. If you didn't want to see what christians believe, then you probably didn't have any business being in there. That's like going to church and getting pissed at the guy in the front talking about God for an hour. You had to see it coming.

What the fuck are you talking about? It's terrible to frown upon a group of people who openly believe that they're way is the only? It's the only damn religion that teaches you to try to spread your religion, and look down on those who arn't. I find it pathetic how everyone wants to defend such an ignorant, offensive religion.

And if I don't want to see what the Christians believe, I shouldn't go around them. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm in the US, and they're EVERYWHERE! You can't get away from them. They're morals, values and beliefs have been implemented into society as a whole. Whether it be at the workplace, grocery store, or even a school! You'll find collision when anyone hears the word "athiest", "Muslim", or "Pagan" come from anyones mouth. People are outcasted in this country, and most others, for the sole fact that they don't support christianity.

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What the fuck are you talking about? It's terrible to frown upon a group of people who openly believe that they're way is the only? It's the only damn religion that teaches you to try to spread your religion, and look down on those who arn't. I find it pathetic how everyone wants to defend such an ignorant, offensive religion.

And if I don't want to see what the Christians believe, I shouldn't go around them. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm in the US, and they're EVERYWHERE! You can't get away from them. They're morals, values and beliefs have been implemented into society as a whole. Whether it be at the workplace, grocery store, or even a school! You'll find collision when anyone hears the word "athiest", "Muslim", or "Pagan" come from anyones mouth. People are outcasted in this country, and most others, for the sole fact that they don't support christianity.

All religions have become implemented into a person's culture. In fact, that's what culture MEANS. Open your eyes, there's an entire world of people with crazy religions who force others to believe it. How about you and me take a trip to the middle east, so I can show you something called Islamic Fascism, where people are being FORCED to believe in a religion. Now, I don't know when the last time you were persecuted (and I mean REALLY persecuted, not being forced to look at the nativity scene) into believing a faith, but that is commonplace in certain parts of the world.

Almost all other major religions, barring buddhism, teaches you to spread the message, whether it be through ethnic cleansing, destroying the infidels, or, ya know, holding a haunted house. I don't think the christian faith says anything at all about looking down on others, at least I've never heard those words from a person in power from the religion. However, some other faiths say that if you don't believe than you are an enemy of the religion and must be executed, so even still.

Now, understand where I'm coming from. I'm not christian, and I personally think every religion is screwy. However, to think less of another person's belief system, or to even call it names is one of the most disrespectful and stupid things you can do. Yes, sometimes the people take it overboard, but that's not the religion's fault. I have NEVER been persecuted because I am not christian, and if you honestly have been then there are organizations that can help you. However, if this is all just smoking from your asshole, then I suggest you learn to hate people for the horrible people they are, not for the stupid beliefs they would die for.

[wonderbear]

has anyone seen it on the news? There is a part in the house where a kid in a classroom shoots everyone because "heavy metal is telling him to" then he shoots himself

im not trying to attack christianity or anyones beliefs but really man what the fuck? how sick in the head do u have to be to do sumthing like that :confused:

bro, i'm a christian, and please ATTACK anything that blatantly stupid; not everyone who says they're a christian is acting like jesus (ummm.....mr president........ummm......TBN.....ummmmm the crusades.....umm....on and on and on i'm afraid); and what you just mentioned makes me want to go listen to heavy metal...............................uhhhh i mean "shoot myself" :)

peace out


.......Like all Christian traditions Halloween is a mixture a pagan ritual and Christian theology

well all "major" holidays that is; REAL christian traditions like communion are not so; well i'm sure someone could draw a parallell with some pagan rituals....but i digress....


you're right on the money about todays "christian" holidays like christmas (which is one time of year that we practically KNOW is not when jesus was actually born) (the whole tree thing goes with the yule log, you burn the log and then in the morning there's a tree, it's some pagan god's "rebirth...), easter ("asch-tar" pagan godess of fertility (ever wonder why it's a bunny???? i.e. fertile) which got mixed with the celebration of jesus' resurection, and of course there are others that developed over time

if i remember right constantine did a lot of this making christianity as the world religion and COMBINING pagan rituals with christian to create a stable national religion (amalgamation)


....and on and on....but yeah these standard days that are celebrated as "christian" religions are pretty far from it these days.....a lot of christians will just celebrate them anyway without knowing what the symbols mean, trees, easter eggs and such........and i need to stop talking


this gives them something to do on Halloween like everyone else is doing.

yup



i like to just disregard all holidays :)


and you're against christians for being different?

No offense, but calling out all christians because of something like the crusades is like saying all white people must be gay and eat people because of dahmer. You're being just as closed-minded to christians as you accuse them of being, and that's just the truth. You attack christians for attacking subjects, what makes you so much more enlightened than them?

Just because someone believes different than you doesn't make them wrong, but treating their belief as wrong or inferior DEFINITELY makes you wrong. If you didn't want to see what christians believe, then you probably didn't have any business being in there. That's like going to church and getting pissed at the guy in the front talking about God for an hour. You had to see it coming.

i'm a bible believing christian, and i have to say i can definitely understand his anger; it really makes me furious what is done in the name of god or religion, or christianity

but yes, everyone is different. i'm not saying that SQ is right about his blanket statements, but i feel myself pissed off about the same things he's talking about...

[wonderbear]

and i like weed, heavy metal, am a democrat, drink, smoke, etc. i find myself being on the "outs" of a lot of christian circles because of my more liberal attitudes

[wonderbear]

It's the only damn religion that teaches you to try to spread your religion, and look down on those who arn't

bro, that's so far from true it's off the scale; and i certainly would never look down on anyone who doesn't believe what i do, and that's the fucking truth

[moorephened]

Hey wonderbear,

Yes, your traditions come from pagans

Not just holidays, look through the bible for any mention of a â??haloâ?� hanging around peopleâ??s heads. That image actually came from the Egyptian sun God â??Ra.â?� Youâ??ll see in older Christian art (http://www.v-art-classic.00server.com/St.John%20Baptist%20400.jpg)halos were less like rings and more like suns.

There are other examples.

You are right that Constantine took steps to make Christianity palatable to the pagans he was going to impose it on.

This does not make Christianity a pagan holiday.

It simply reflects the time when Christianity came about. Similarly, because the Bible was first translated into English during feudal times God is referred to as â??Lordâ?� and â??King of Kings.â?�

You should know your history and embrace it, celebrate these holidays and traditions. They are part of the culture now.

[moorephened]

Disclaimer: But above all else believe what you want.:thumbsup:

[Pipe Dreams]

They also jump out and are like, "GO TO JESUS!" Outta nowhere man, Im tellin ya.

[Jaycub]

The whole Christian religion is just a pagan copy.

I'm all for religious tolerance (have the coexist sticker on my car, haha); however, I'm also all for religious EDUCATION.

Be aware what you believe.