How to make plain ol' perfect working firecrackers

[cygnustaxt]

wow i just made some firecrackers, all i can say so far is that they taste like shit! I've made brownies many times before with butter so im definitely not use to all the weed being in the food, fucking nasty! I just wanted to try this to see if it worked. I made two with about 1.5 grams of shwagg in each cracker. we'll see what happens in a little while.

[ThiZzNation925]

wow i just made some firecrackers, all i can say so far is that they taste like shit! I've made brownies many times before with butter so im definitely not use to all the weed being in the food, fucking nasty! I just wanted to try this to see if it worked. I made two with about 1.5 grams of shwagg in each cracker. we'll see what happens in a little while.

1.5 in each one? If you ate both, I guarantee you were fucked up lol.

[MPLSweedman]

ive baked brownies just by grinding up the bud and pouring it into the batter and baking them like anyone else would, you have the weed taste, but they get you just as high

obviously baking firecrackers, the concentration of bud per cracker is going to be a lot more noticeable compared to a brownie, for firecrakers we use about a gram of some beasters or a half gram of chronic per cracker. one does the job but 2 or 3 just about paralyzes me

[dsides]

Just tried making these for the first time. I have no idea how much I used I'm guessing around .7 (ground super fine) and some keif on two graham crackers with 25% total fat. The natural peanut better had 6% more fat than the nutella. The first one I made was really messy and I baked it separate from the second one. The second one was neater and probably has more in it. The first one I put in at 310° and baked it for 22 and a half minutes. The second at 310° and baked it for 23 and a half. I ate the first one around 5:30 and I'm starting to feel a little goofy. It actually tasted pretty damn good. I'm hoping everything works out, they're super easy to make. I'll let everyone know how it went.

[texas grass]

i made some firecrackers for the wife while she was in hospital(didnt take pain meds, pain wasnt hurtful enough to justify meds). she wanted something to help comfort her and help her sleep. they worked wonderfully.

[smokealot123]

i only made these 3 times, evry time i get high as fuck and have a horrible taste from it.. the only thing i dont like,, and it seems to happen evry time is it gives me a bad pain in the stomach like (gut rot) i might try this again with the new weed lol, this shit can make u hallusinate so it should be the best ever.

[nik12937]

Hey everybody, just wondering, after you cook them, like, microwave, oven, microwave again etc. do you have to eat them immediately for them to work? or does the THC stay in the fat if you store them, cause I'm thinking I'll make them and bring them with me to my friend's house the next day. Anybody know if this'll work?

[nik12937]

Nobody? Please (: haha

[epilepticme]

Yeah you can store them. I keep a couple handy in the freezer :) Overnight I am sure is fine in a tupperware in the fridge or something.

[HappyKamper]

i tried this yesterday. the original recipe, the one on the first page, used the microwave before and after, and i gotta say WOW! i was using regs so a joint worth was a little more, so it was more like 3 and a half firecrackers, but in just under 2 hours i was laughing out of control, like a mushroom trip for about 10 minutes, then it settled down into just an intense high and stayed that way for the next few hours, till it lulled me into the greatest nap I've taken in years. Oh, and when i woke up i still very high.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1 tip though, EMPTY STOMACH!
I ate these as my lunch after having nothing but a cup of coffee for breakfast, and they floored me. I was a little worried at first though, because i do have a very high tolerance, but then POW! towards the end it came in waves, and smoking a few hits here and there definitely helped re-intensify things.
Overall A+!

[bytors]

Think I may have posted this in a different thread (but I can't find it anymore), that I've found the firecrackers taste 10,000% better if I don't use saltine crackers.

For some reason the saltines taste like shit when you add peanut butter & bake 'em. I've switched to Keebler "club" crackers and the result actually takes GOOD, just like peanut butter crackers.

I found using a mortar and pestel to grind the magic ingredient to a fine dust helps increase the kick (maybe even make it taste better). Only takes 30 seconds to do the grinding, and I got a mortar/pestel set at Walmart for under 2 bucks (in the household section).

Also, I didn't know about the steps here about microwaving first or being sure to wrap the firecrackers in foil, yet have had no problems just putting the crackers on a small baking sheet "naked" in the oven. The kick is great as is!

[LazySmoking420]

Try a gramcracker instead, You can put more PB and bud on a gramcracker.

I took one gramcracker, Broke it in half, spread smuckers all natural smooth on both sides and top about 3 grams of mid-grade.

The gram is sweet and moist without effecting the PB, Because you want the PB to become hard/dry.

I was baked out of this world, Firecrackers are good if you plan to go out and enjoy yourself.

It's a real active high, you just want to explore everything in sight...

Felt like I was walking in some strange plant...


After eating, wait 30 mins and eat a small fattie meal... drink a acidy drink like lime-aid or lemon-aid.

[justinsane]

I followed this recipe to the exact details. I used Nutella and Ritz crackers even though Ritz weren't suggested, it was only because they're a little harder to handle but I've never had a problem in the past. Anyway, everything seemed to be going very smooth until I took them out of the oven to microwave them for the last 15 seconds, after the microwave the cracker was smoking badly, and it was very burnt, I'll follow up and let you know how it went.

[justinsane]

So... 5 hours later I'm still buzzing from the firecracker. I don't think I'll microwave it after the oven anymore though, the weed inside the nutella was definitely charred, or maybe I'll let them sit out of the oven longer before microwaving. Good recipe, good times.

[drix224]

yo man this works amazinggggggggggggggggg. it feels like im on shrooms. i ate 1 cracker w/ nutella and cinnamon graham crackers and i put about 1.1 g in it and everything is crazy :hippy: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[ThiZzNation925]

So... 5 hours later I'm still buzzing from the firecracker. I don't think I'll microwave it after the oven anymore though, the weed inside the nutella was definitely charred, or maybe I'll let them sit out of the oven longer before microwaving. Good recipe, good times.

that happen to me a few times too bro.

what i actually did was lower my power setting to 4 or 5, and it worked fine. i remember i did them on triscuts once and the whole thing turned out black lol.

[ItSmokin]

made and ate these at 9 pm tonight. Its 10:31 ( 1 hour and 30 min after eating). This time they definitely worked. lol i don't even know what else to say other than they worked. oh and i didn't microwave them the 2nd time but everything else was as the directions stated.

Oh and to be even more specific. I spread weed over 3 crackers with nutella on them and 1 cracker without weed on it. so i had 2 sandwiches with three crackers with weed on them. This was dro.

hope that helped someone, this recipe works and is awesome

[aroughdraft]

we never haver crackers - I use tortilla bread and just toast it up a touch before I spread the Nutella - I've found that a coffee mill on that buddage can really help the absorption by the fat.

[crazzycat]

we never haver crackers - I use tortilla bread and just toast it up a touch before I spread the Nutella - I've found that a coffee mill on that buddage can really help the absorption by the fat.

i heard about this recipe too

[MonkeyBone]

Making some as I speak!

I took 2 molasses cookies, spread them with nutella, sprinkled the goods all over them.

Made a sandwich with the 2 cookies, put them in microwave for 15sec, and now they are in the over to bake at ~320f for 22 mins.

I hope it'll work!!!


:thumbsup:

[MonkeyBone]

Wow!

Eaten it at 11h30am and 2 hours later, i'm pretty fucked up!!

I'm not smoking the shit for a looong time now and don't think of smoking it again but, eating it, simply wow!

:D

:thumbsup:

[sanoj92]

This is the liquor of the cannabis plant - edibles. Eating haseesh or firecrackers is a jaw dropping experience. Smoking is compareable to beer in comparison.

I usually don't like to share my experience with others, but this firecrackers recipe had some amazing results! At one momemt i closed my eyes, and got the feeling of a horrifying rollercoaster. This, of course, is not a "good" result, but extreme it was..! It was a result of the surroundings not being that good. So if you're searching for a more "out there" experience when it comes to weed, this is the place to start. It's not as extreme as eating raw hasheesh, but more so than the regular smoking.

I used two "sheets" of graham crackers, and about .7 grams of weed sprinkled on organic PB (consisting of 50 % fat. 50 % of the fat was that mono type).

Trust this recipe, it works! Although, you should specify what the microwave power on 7 is. I now know 70% works, but maybe some other new people still are confused.

Thanks for the recipe man!

[GreenMtBeast]

Protip: Never use Matzah crackers, way too airy and it will mess with the process. I used to always make firecrackers, and trust me: never use a microwave and never use a Matzah (they will taste even worse too!))

[hotairballoon]

I just want to say this recipe has become a household favorite. It's PERFECT, thank you!!!

[colommj]

Let me start out by saying that I am just a regular guy - I'm not a chef, nor a cook, nor an MJ expert by any stretch of the imagination.

I'm a new Medical Marijuana cardholder, and haven't smoked regularly since I was a teenager (many years ago). I'm experimenting with edibles for the first time in my life.

I had already tried making cannabutter with limited success (not very strong - I'm sure I did something wrong).

I then found a recipe online using nothing more than Betty Crocker peanut butter cookie mix. Again, limited success (slightly stronger than what I made with the cannabutter).

Then I learned about Firecrackers. I found MANY different recipes/instructions. At first, I didn't understand why regular PB won't work as well as Natural PB (then I found out it was because even though regular PB has as much (or more) FAT than natural PB, they also have HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL - this raises the overall fat content, but not fat that can extract the THC as efficiently as good ol' fat-infused peanuts.

Put another way...regular PB will probably work if prepared properly, just not as effectively as natural PB.

So...I followed the instructions - Spread the PB (I used Ritz crackers), sprinkled the ground-up bud, spread the PB on cracker #2, slightly smushed them together, wrapped in foil nice and snug (I went with 320 degrees for precisely 22 minutes on a cookie sheet), let them cool. I used between .5g and .7g of GOOD mids for each one.

They looked exactly how they should have - the crackers were dark golden brown, and the PB/MJ mixture was roughly the consistency of the middle of an Oreo.

Since I had experienced less-than-stellar results with my earlier attempts, I had set my expectations low.

I ate 1 - it was about 90 minutes after eating a plate of pasta, so my stomach wasn't empty nor full (this can make or break your edible experience - it's best not to have these right after eating a huge meal).

About 45 minutes later, it was starting to hit me. Much quicker than the failed cannabutter and PB cookies. A half hour after that, I was WAY toasted. I enjoyed it for a while, then went to sleep. I got up about 6 hours later, and was still close to being wasted.

It's a known fact that nobody could smoke enough weed to "overdose". However, there is such a thing as "overindulging"...sort of like doing a beer bong, or shots of liquor, or whatever. The only difference is that overindulging in booze CAN kill you relatively easily; overindulging in weed (which is what happened to me) will just keep you groggy for several hours, and can cause headaches (I had a major headache all day long), as well as nausea (yep - you guessed it).

The bottom line is that this recipe WORKS if you follow the instructions properly. Keep in mind that all ovens are different, and from what I've read, you need to keep your oven temperature ABOVE 280 and BELOW 350.

I've read that microwaving these will help. I've also read that microwaving MJ will diminish or completely destroy the THC. The way I see it....why take the chance? These worked VERY well for me without nuking them.

Here's a hint on trying to judge just how much weed to use, especially if you're using smaller crackers (Ritz). Spread on the PB, sprinkle on your ganj a little heavier than you think you need, then simply pick up the cracker and gently tap the edge of it on a hard surface, and the extra will fall off; that way you know you are covering all of the PB surface, but not stacking it up too deeply. Don't bother putting MJ on the top cracker - it's not necessary.

The more PB you put on them, the more of a chance you take of a bunch of it running out while cooking (or getting squished out when you cover them with foil).

They do have an "acquired" taste, and they are rather dry. Got Milk?

Oh...and one more thing....there was absolutely NO NO NO MJ smell in my house after baking these. None. Nada. Zilch. Zero odor. I guess there could have been a trace smell, but the smell of the PB overpowers it.

[xbuddha]

When in the process of making these firecrackers, does it have a big noticeable smell? Please get back asap, I am trying to make these in the morning before school.

[xbuddha]

Oh and also will graham crackers work well with this?

[ky1956]

There will be a slight odor of something unusual cooked but nothing like the smell that marijuana smoke leaves in a room or house. If you are making these before school start frying some bacon 10 minutes into the bake time of your firecrackers. This smell will wipe out any remnants of firecracker smell and would be a normal morning smell in the kitchen unless you are Jewish, Muslim, or vegetarian.

[xbuddha]

Dude thanks for the info, I have 3 crackers in the process of being made right now, I'll let you know how it goes.

[xbuddha]

Well I took them out 25 minutes into the baking, they smelt really good, now i just have to wait to see if they work..

[ThiZzNation925]

Your firecrackers should not smell as long as the foil is air tight. If you use only enough foil to cover the cracker once (or what have you) then you might notice a faded smell of bud. To the untrained nose it wont really reek, but those who smoke weed will probably recognize the smell (who doesn't these days anyway?).

My recommendation is 2-3 full wraps of foil around your cracker, so the chance of it smelling is unlikely. Also, I found taquitos to be a great masking agent, lol. Throw 2-3 in there along with your crackers and the only thing you'll be smelling is chicken or beef. The Taquitos come out undercooked, however. :(

:jointsmile:

[phxsuns]

These are great. Graham crackers are best but I have used all types of crackers when I've had to. Just tried Nutella for the first time, it tastes a whole shit load better. A lot less dry than the peanut butter.

These are the best because they're easy to make, dont smell and you have them already foil wrapped so you can keep one on you to eat whenever. When I saw Avatar I ate one half hour before then one at the start of the movie and it worked great. Anytime you want to be stoned for something for a duration the best way to do it is make a fat ass batch of these. Went to a concert and made 5 of them, didn't have to worry about getting caught smoking and tossed out or worse.

Eating is such a better high and this is the easiest way to do it.

[weeman]

I just made these.... few variations

.8 of decent bud
4 pairs of saltines

mixed some reg p/b maybe 3 tbsp the green and a pat of butter (more fat) together then spread to make 4 little sandwiches .... ate 3 2 hours ago and im feeling great so far!

[DailySmoker]

i was think i could make firecracker smores, put nutella on a graham cracker then put the weed on. then put on a few sml marshmallows on and bake for 22min at 320*F.
What do you guys think

[chronicwisdom]

yea i just polished off 2 firecrackers i made them exactly the way the instructions said, i used a gram.

i used nutella and saltines, i wrapped them individually and cooked them on 320 for 22 minutes.

i have never gotten high off eating marijuanna, so now i will reply with the effects in a couple hours.

when i ate them they smelled like marijuana but it wasnt until i unwrapped the tin foil, it was noticable.

[chronicwisdom]

yo its been an hour and a half i think and im stoned as fuck i can barely see

[pathefner]

if the cracker gets a little burnt will it not work?

[pathefner]

nevermind they're working :)

[caramelkarma]

:)
First Post YEEEY
I use nutella and honey graham crackers.
preheat oven to 320 or 325.. or somewhere in between.
grind up about 3g or so of average... a good fine grind
mix into about a third cup or a bit more of Nutella, mix it well please.
plop a dollop in the center of a graham cracker and put the other on top, pressing down.
It should perfectly spread, with no spillage, if so, lick it off :D
take a strip of foil and fold crackers up in them, tight.
set a timer for 22 minutes. remove from oven, they smell so tasty it's hard to wait for them to cool and not burn you.
eat.... They taste ok, tolerable especially with milk or tea.
Me and my bestie were fucked up for 4 hours, great body buzz.
PS... I know this will make me sound like a real Fatty McBriggs..
but last time, we snuck a few pieces of pre-cooked bacon into those damn things.
God dam, they had this sweet/savory thing taking us higher, it was fabulous:thumbsup:

[robertobob6]

the first time i made these it was christmas eve and every store was closed and all we had was normal peanut butter,so we melted some butter and stirred it with the peanut butter then we spread it on the crackers, dripped a little more butter on and then put the weed on. i havent been that high off firecrackers ever again and everytime i make them now i make them with natural shit or nutella, i dont know if butter makes it better, but worked good for me.

[drcheifin]

i just made 2 firecrackers 1 i used enough keif to fill the center of two gramcraker halfs put them on top of each other and wraped it in tin foil.so far i am not felling the affects but i did eat it about 10 mins ago. i used very good bud.the other i put pennut butter on 1 side of a ritz cracker and put one on top and wraped in tin foil.i have only eaten only the gram cracker.

i put them in the toaster oven on convectional bake for about 15-22 mins but i hope this hits me imma smoke a bit i will let you guy know when it hits me this is my first time eating bud

[drcheifin]

i do not know if im fellin the affects im fellin high very high but a did smoke some very dank stativa the same bud i made the firecracker with and i did a small amount of hydrocodone only because a friend did a lil bit i dont really like pills

[Scuse7]

I have a few questions...

If I have 3.5 of bud. And I'm looking to use all of it. Would you suggest splitting up 3 grahm crackers and making 6 crackers evenly disturbiting my bud?

Or just 3 crackers for 3 ppl using all of it in 3 crackers?

Also how much peanut butter...just enough to cover the crackers?

[garrett67]

Dude! Following this but with Nutella =]

[xxkiljoyxx]

I followed your step by step instructions EXACTLY with exact ingredients... About to take it for a test drive... i included a photo of the finished product too

[ky1956]

I followed your step by step instructions EXACTLY with exact ingredients... About to take it for a test drive...

Well, have you come back from the great unknown, or did it lack the fuel to get you there?

[CannaBabe]

So I've been wanting to try these for a few weeks, and finally decided to do them tonight. I wasn't high by the first hour so I was a little skeptical and disappointed, but by an hour and a half I was goooood... and still am haha. Thanks for the awesome recipe dude! :)

[INCOGNITOsmoker]

Just popped mine in the oven. I put about .3 g's on each graham cracker on top of nutella then sprinkled a little hash on each for good luck. Hopefully these puppies do the trick.

[INCOGNITOsmoker]

well they are out of the oven and cool enough to eat. i made 3 total and just ate 2. going to wait a couple hours to see if i need the 3rd one.

the firecrackers themselves came out well. used cinnimon graham crackers. They came out just a little more brown than they were before. The green i used was lime green going in, dark green/brown coming out.

Over all the taste wasn't bad at all, weed and nutella yuuuum.

[neworlbush25]

I give propes to the op for this recipe.
After eating one cracker which had maybe about .7 in it, it mademe feel actually like I was a mentally challenged person. I thought that my brain was just dead. I just sat for two hours justt observing people at this party. Crazyyyyyy ass shit

[bugmenot11]

as i recall i know firecrackers love to show off
but i never thought that they would take it this far

[frumanuthaworld]

I've been sick with an upper respiratory infection for the last week or so, so I haven't been able to smoke. I googled "ways to ingest marijuana" and found a link to this thread. I followed your instructions to the letter, using Nutella with graham crackers, and they were fucking excellent!! I used no more than what I'd smoke in a BH and I am high as a fucking kite. I know I'm high because Home Improvement is suddenly funny. I'm not sure how long it took you to master this technique, but I appreciate all of the work you did in making sure the job gets done correctly. This has been the best high I've ever had from edibles.

[crf70rider]

could i take nutter butters and scrap out the pb and mix in some buds with the pb from the cracker and then bake them?

[smokealot123]

ok i tried this with penutbutter before now i got nutella, it does not have organic writen on it anywhere it just said, hazelnut spread with skim milk and coca ? will this stuff work ? someone told me it was pure sugar and it said 19 grams per table spoon..

[153Flre]

are there any drawbacks of consuming the marijuana leaves since it is very hard to take them out after cooking it? like when you make weed brownies you don't consume the leaves themselves, but when making firecrackers you eat them also, so what I'm asking what are the side effects, also this is healthier than smoking a joint, correct?

[smokealot123]

i made them after but i left them on about 9 minutes too late because i was playing online pool, was funny because i rememberd right up untill about 2 minutes before they were done, anyway i ate two and put .2.5 on each and they did nothing oviously because they were burnt.. jesus what a waste of a half gram of luckily not kush:) and $7 spent on nutella and crackers well i guess i can eat them but for now they fking nasty.. also the crackers made my stomach feel like shit and it was to the extent that i fealt like i was going to die.. but oh well it was my fault again because i burned the dalm things again for like the 3'rd time... i should have used the egg timer but i never trusted that was true time and went digital, lol fuckin dumb mistake next time i should make a set air horn with a timer.. probally the only way i wont burn em !

[pokerg1]

Has anyone tried this putting in a toaster oven? think i would need to raise the temperature more than 320F on bake since its a toaster oven and its not air tight?
(oven is broke)

[153Flre]

Has anyone tried this putting in a toaster oven? think i would need to raise the temperature more than 320F on bake since its a toaster oven and its not air tight?
(oven is broke)

yes, im doing that as I type, actually it is inside my body right now, all you gotta do is make sure it is tinfoiled, and dont be cheap tin foil is already cheap. you want to incase it with tin foil, do 320-330F ish for 22minutes, and 15 minutes before and after baking.

[Buffalo Soldier]

To the OP....You've taken me to another level of consciousness!:wtf:

Amazing:clap:

[naturesmeds]

Damn, I wish I could get off as easily as you people!
After 41 years of use, I require 42 times as much as you people use.
Otherwise, its a great thread!

[theturk23]

I made firecrackers and I am going to eat them tomorrow b4 skool. there in the fridge now. i was wondering before i eat should i heat them up in the microwave for 10-15 seconds or just eat it cold from the fridge?

[nununununu]

^^ is that possible? I don't use microwaves, but I want some Nutella Firecrackers...

Any suggestions on how to change the recipe?

[STIMPY21]

as an evolution to these methods I now make the peanutbutter by itself in a pyrex mixing cup and then after cooking and cooling I add sugarfree chocolate icecream topping.The old lady was making some chocolate covered pretzles Tuesday night, I used 2 ritz crackers with my chococannanutbutter in between and she dunked them in the same mix she was using in the pretzles in and they were the shit!!! 5 of them got chomped righ up by some of the grownups. They looked like big cocolate covered cookies. It is a lot of trouble and I don't usually have melted chocolate and all that but it does taste reasonably good. Probably get a girl friend or some one who cooks might do it for you. Btw I used regular pb which does work but not as well as the natural kind due to the trans fats blocking some of the bonding sites. Happy Hempydays!!

[unismoker]

as i recall i know firecrackers love to show off
but i never thought that they would take it this far

that made me LOL:jointsmile:

i come across this last night, as my high started to ware off and bored in my dorm room at uni i started googleing, ive read every post on every page :)

going to try this after next weekend when i pick up some more maryj. its great that its quick and stealthy to make as im in dorms and not sure how my flat mates feel on the subject.

one question though, can i use cookies instead of crackers?

also, this tread has been feeding minds for sevral years...amazing!

[happysmoregang]

My friend and i wanted to make these firecrackers to eat for exams originally. We decided to turn it into a s'more. We did the original recipe but used nutella. After we let them set up, oreo status, we spread marshmallow fluff on the top graham cracker then topped it off with a fourth graham cracker. the final product was a club-sandwhich style snack that had layers going: graham cracker, nutella, weed, nutella, graham cracker, fluff, graham cracker. They are godly. I recommend this variation because the weed taste is very mild.

[werdupp]

I've tried these before with about a .4g amount of dank bud spread between 4 crackers and it was the first time in my life I've been "too high". It was insane. Followed the directions to a "T" minus the microwaving because I was afraid of destroying the bud using my high power microwave. These do work people, you usually just have to wait awhile (~1.5-2 hrs for me). Make sure you're using natural peanut butter too.

Buddy of mine and I just made 6 crackers with medical kief. Were about 1.25 hours in and it's starting to kick in :cool:

[EvasiveGrower]

Just made these crackers following the directions to the T. Everything went will, just ate the cracker, and now I just smoked a BH. So I'll report back with what happens :-)

[kodikodi]

thank you :)

[juslituup]

theres alotta damn pages on this but wouldnt the keef in my grinder be just about perfect for these firecrackers? they sound awesome

[Cocoapuffs]

OMG I followed your recioe, except I didn't microwaved it once at the end and mixed the weed and the nutella b4 I put it on the graham cracker. Anyway, it don't taste the best but it works. I took maybe 1.5/2 hrs to set in and I'm blowed.!!

EAT it on an empty stomach!

[thunder#59]

so for those of us with fan assisted ovens

320 f = 160 c right?

so that would be 140 c for fan assisted ovens?

anyone?

[ArmoredArmadillo]

does this give you diahhrea? cos all of the other recipes i've tried online didn't work and gave me the shits instead lol

gonna make mine in like half an hour

[ArmoredArmadillo]

damn that was such a disappointment.. i opened the tin foils and my crackers were all burnt to shit

don't know how this happened, followed the instructions perfectly (160 celsius + 22 mins + 15 seconds microwave). i don't know anything about cooking in general, i couldn't find a "bake" option on my oven so i just went for it anyway. anyone know what i could have possibly done wrong? the chocolate inside literally turned into charcoal

[nugatronica]

damn that was such a disappointment.. i opened the tin foils and my crackers were all burnt to shit

don't know how this happened, followed the instructions perfectly (160 celsius + 22 mins + 15 seconds microwave). i don't know anything about cooking in general, i couldn't find a "bake" option on my oven so i just went for it anyway. anyone know what i could have possibly done wrong? the chocolate inside literally turned into charcoal

yea it is very overrated the firecracker it doesn't get me high either it was a waste

[gilliam]

that would work perfectly!! enjoy.

[gilliam]

does this give you diahhrea? cos all of the other recipes i've tried online didn't work and gave me the shits instead lol

gonna make mine in like half an hour

no...firecrackers do not affect me at all like that

[MightyBlaze]

interesting recipe you got here, sounds good..

[gilliam]

Ok...so I pretty much agree with the original recipe but I've found that the microwave part is completely unnecessary (at least for me...everyone's body is different and reacts differently). I've been making firecrackers for several years (I'm blazed as f#ck right now thanks to a firecracker!) and I've NEVER used the microwave. I do everything else the same...I use natural peanut butter with lots of fat content. I use crackers and instead of using straight weed, I use the "ashes" from my vaporizer. It's never completely vaped the way I do it...so I always have "fuel" for my firecrackers. It makes my stash easily last twice as long. I basically get high off the same weed twice. I get the intense and fairly short-lived high from vaping a bowl. Then I take the ashes, cook them up in firecrackers and get wasted all over again but this time it's more of a long lasting high (eating weed gets you buzzed for hours...much longer than smoking. They are 2 different kinds of highs). I use 325 degrees in the oven and it works fine. I put them in for 22 or 23 minutes and it always works perfectly!

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[king of the world]

I love firecrackers!!! They are so easy to make but will still put you on your ass just like any other edible.

Although I have been unsuccessful The last couple times I tried making firecrackers for fun.

Anyone have some easy to follow steps to ensure that I can make some top notch firecrackers?

[Shovelhandle]

I love firecrackers!!! They are so easy to make but will still put you on your ass just like any other edible.

Although I have been unsuccessful The last couple times I tried making firecrackers for fun.

Anyone have some easy to follow steps to ensure that I can make some top notch firecrackers?

this is page 14 of the thread. check out the rest of it, starting with page one. I'm sure there is a recipe in there that is easy with simple to follow steps. Here's one...

toast pot in toaster oven or whatever at 250ºF for five minutes
grind pot up in coffee grinder or whatever
mix with a little oil from the natural pbutter or some vegetable oil
spread onto crackers and into microwave for 20 seconds
wrap each piece in foil
into heated toaster oven or whatever for 23 minutes at 310º
cool
eat

[EdibleSubstance]

Hey guys i know this thread is super old but if i were to make, lets say, a dozen of these at once, do i need to change any of the cook times or temps to compensate for the increased number of crackers?

[lalasa]

Hey guys i know this thread is super old but if i were to make, lets say, a dozen of these at once, do i need to change any of the cook times or temps to compensate for the increased number of crackers?

Treat it like good ol' normal baking...you don't need to change anything. Whether you're baking one or a dozen the temps and baking time should all remain the same.

I'd like to thank the OP for this recipe btw. I'm only an apprentice toker and this was really easy and yummy. I had a bit of a stomach ache the first time I tried one but it was only the first time. The high takes about 1 1/2 - 2 hours to kick in which is just nice to have for supper so I can get an awesome night's rest.

[GorillaSeedBank]

I did this and it worked like a motherfucker.
It's simply the way you SHOULD be making firecrackers but without a single mistake or problem unlike many errors I read in other threads.. which is why I think this is gonna be the most helpful thread for firecrackers.

Ingredients:

Crackers.
The bigger the better. DON'T USE BREAD! Bread absorbs peanut butter exactly the same as to how butter dissolves into bread via toast when you put it in the toaster.
You want big crackers because small ones like ritz are hard to handle. PB oozes all over the place and makes a mess.

Tin foil
You need to wrap your firecrackers in tin foil in order to prevent any of the weed to be vaped while in the oven. 1 small sheet as long as it covers the whole cracker is enough. Just place cracker in the center and tighten the tin foil together to be closed off from any air leaks. DO NOT PLACE TIN FOIL IN A MICROWAVE!

Microwave
just to heat the firecrackers for a few seconds. This is important because it prepares the weed to be cooked when placed in the oven after. And can cook remaining weed into the peanutbutter or at least prepares it better when you microwave again later.

Organic peanut butter/Nutella
Organic is important because you want as much fat as possible. Nutella (that chocolate spread) is better though because it has more fat.
You cannot use artificial pb like skippys and jif and such because there is less fat and overall artificial. You can still use it but it will not be as good at all.

Oven
Make sure it's set to bake.
Don't freak out if your oven is not clean and using it will result in a ton of smoke. But that's why the tin foil will protect the crackers from gaining a smokey taste. My oven was dirty as FUCK and the whole damn place was filled with smoke but the firecrackers came out/tasted beautiful because the tin foil protected it. Tin foil is your friend.

Weed
about a joint/bowl worth.. like a small nugget for just one firecracker. A fat nugget I took was able to make 4.

Instructions:

PREHEAT oven to 320 NO LESS NO MORE! 340 is the vaping temperature for weed meaning you will burn it away if it's set to 340 but it won't cook right if it's under 320 either. People recommend 280 which I think is fuckin stupid, I did that before and it took like an hour....

Break up the weed into cig tobacco sized DUST! This is important so the peanutbutter can absorb as much as possible. If you just throw in a nugget, it will only absorb thc from the buttom part of the nugget that's touching the pb.

Spread the organic pb on the center of two crackers. You don't want to smear it all over the cracker because that will be messy and weed will just ooze out and you waste a bit.

Sprinkle weed on the center of the peanutbutter. You really don't need a lot.. just enough to cover the center of the pb. If you sprinkle too much all over the peanut butter, then you WILL lose a bit once you place the cracker on top and pb oozes out (keep in mind that organic peanutbutter due to its oil is pretty liquidy so be careful). Carefully place the cracker (doesn't matter if one cracker has more pb than the other) on top of the weed filled cracker and squish them together VERY gently!

When you are done making them, place them on a plate and microwave them on high power (I set it to 7 to be safe) for exactly 15 seconds no more no less.

THEN you must wrap them in tin foil. You really don't have to wrap it like it's a joint (which is hard to do with a sloppy firecracker) just close the tin foil together to keep it wrapped and away from air leaks.

Place the foiled up crackers on a cookie sheet and put it in the oven FOR EXACTLY 22 MINUTES.
Better set your time correctly. Time is a pretty huge fuckin factor here because we don't want the weed to burn which it will in only 5-10 minutes more than 22.

After exactly 22 min (i opened the oven right when 60 seconds after 21 min passed lol) The oven should smell a bit like cooked peanutbutter, the tin foil is actually helping the weed smell from leaking (which is great for stealth btw)
Take out the firecrackers and remove the tin foil (which will release a beautiful pb weed smell). If done right, the peanutbutter looks tight and stuck like oreo cookies. The crackers are toasty and the pb is toughened.

REMOVE the tin foil and place the cookies in the microwave, yes again, for 15 seconds just like earleir. This cooks any remaining weed left while it is still hot. be quick though. After that, you are done but you should wait till they cool off or you'll burn yourself!



TROUBLES:

People recommend 280 degrees but this is not good because it will cook for a damn near hour till its done.. 340 or higher will burn it. 320 is where it should be at.

Don't be lazy and just throw your firecrackers into the microwave.. this will burn it away.

People who don't use tin foil may burn away their weed when they experiment with different temperatures. Tin foil helps keep firecrackers stable.

Everyone has different bodies.. it took me 3 hours to reach my peak, but my friend took only less than an hour to reach his (and he got the firecrackers with the LESS weed in them, and got even higher than me!) Don't take more thinking they don't work and end up tripping out.


make this a sticky. helpful shit yo.

Im ganna try this dude - hope it works