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riverride
11-02-2004, 08:46 AM
If your attracted to females, why not find a homosexual man, aren't they feminine enough? Are you too superficial to get past the package? Wouldn't it make life so much easier? Just wondering......
If your attracted to females, why not find a homosexual man, aren't they feminine enough? Are you too superficial to get past the package? Wouldn't it make life so much easier? Just wondering......
I think that's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard :confused: :rolleyes: :D
riverride
11-02-2004, 09:05 AM
I'd like to ask these questions to male homosexuals as well.
riverride
11-02-2004, 09:06 AM
I think that's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard :confused: :rolleyes: :D
Can you explain why? I don't have a good understanding of homosexuality in general.
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 09:49 AM
I think that's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard :confused: :rolleyes: :D
I concur
That's like saying "to anyone who likes the colour red.. why dont you just like blue instead? its pretty much the same, except that its blue"
:D
riverride
11-02-2004, 09:59 AM
Imagine if your blind living in a city that has all homosexuals, who would you be attracted to?
Aww don't you have any Lesbians left???? :eek:
Ok I'll just take that very effeminate homosexual guy..... :o
Anything else Madam?
Yes, can I have that turkey baister please?
No it doesn't matter that we're not attracted to each other one little bit.
We'll just set up home and pretend that we're a 'normal family' coz that'll make life so much easier :rolleyes:
So much easier for who :confused:
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 10:06 AM
Turkey baister? LOL
Turkey baister? LOL
For the purpose of artificial insemination ;)
riverride
11-02-2004, 10:14 AM
Lulu, I'm just curious why your not attracted to homosexual guys, is it just physical?
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 10:33 AM
lol Lulu
um... what's this guy talking about!?? :confused:
lol Lulu
um... what's this guy talking about!?? :confused:
I truly don't have a clue :confused: :p :D hahahaha
Imotep
11-02-2004, 11:12 AM
after several minutes of writing aNd deleting i think all i can say is...
turkey baster.
lol. :)
riverride
11-02-2004, 11:19 AM
maybe my idea for a dating service might not work:)
Imotep
11-02-2004, 11:24 AM
and again i say,
lol :D
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 11:25 AM
yeah.. I can see the ad now..
"BRAND NEW dating service!
Meet people with your interests ALL OVER THE WORLD!
If you're a single lesbian then we'll have the perfect gay guy for you right here!
Are you a gay man? Looking for a lesbian who might just be that special one?
All you have to do is pay a service charge of £49.99"
I don't think it would work...
BOgart.bitch
11-02-2004, 11:28 AM
If your attracted to females, why not find a homosexual man, aren't they feminine enough? Are you too superficial to get past the package? Wouldn't it make life so much easier? Just wondering......
i dont even think a question like this deserves an answer.
Bro DZ
11-02-2004, 04:44 PM
riverride, i think your completely missing the point of homosexuality...
the guys are physically attracted to guys and the girls are physically attracted to girls. Thats that.
Ammie
11-02-2004, 04:58 PM
omg im i really reading this :confused:
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 05:01 PM
omg im i really reading this :confused:
umm.. no! :D :p
Ammie
11-02-2004, 05:02 PM
umm.. no! :D :p
thank god i was starting to get worried that sumone actually would have posted sumthing like that!!
GHoSToKeR
11-02-2004, 05:07 PM
thank god i was starting to get worried that sumone actually would have posted sumthing like that!!
Well, never fear, young one!!! You are in safe hands!! Spandex Boy will save you!
errrr..
ummm...
did I say Spanex Boy? I meant GHoSToKeR! Honest!
My rep is ruined :(
:p
Ammie
11-02-2004, 05:11 PM
Well, never fear, young one!!! You are in safe hands!! Spandex Boy will save you!
errrr..
ummm...
did I say Spanex Boy? I meant GHoSToKeR! Honest!
My rep is ruined :(
:p
honey ur rep was ruined when u busted out with the gostbusters song awhile back u must have thought we would forget about that eh :eek:
but yes ur right this just made it way worse :p
daa daa daa dat daa daa spandex boy! :D
but its ok we love u anyways ;)
Encatuse
11-02-2004, 05:14 PM
Im kinda stoned (and getting stoneder with every toke) but damn this would be a rediculous as fuck question even if I wasnt. And I dont think stoneder is a word...
OutOfReality
11-02-2004, 05:39 PM
bwhahahaahahahahaha die
bigdaddy420
11-02-2004, 05:45 PM
Can you explain why? I don't have a good understanding of homosexuality in general.Guys who are physically attracted to guys and girls who are physically attracted girls are homosexuals. Guys who are physically attracted to girls and girls who are physically attracted to guys are heterosexuals. Bi-sexuals, if that is the proper term, are attracted to the same sex and the opposite sex too. I think thats how it goes, I'm not sure though
Sinsemilla Jones
11-02-2004, 06:11 PM
Guys who are physically attracted to guys and girls who are physically attracted girls are homosexuals. Guys who are physically attracted to girls and girls who are physically attracted to guys are heterosexuals. Bi-sexuals, if that is the proper term, are attracted to the same sex and the opposite sex too. I think thats how it goes, I'm not sure though But other than that very minor detail, you are correct Big Daddy.:)
maryjanemama
11-02-2004, 06:24 PM
But other than that very minor detail, you are correct Big Daddy.:)
That, right there, is the icing on the cake. :p :D :)
riverride
11-02-2004, 11:29 PM
All I'm saying is if I were living in a place with all homosexuals and I was blind and there was no contact, I would probably be attracted to the gay guys. Wouldn't you assume the attraction would be the opposite for gay people. Maybe I'm a complete idiot and I should stop smoking weed.
hippy lettuce
11-02-2004, 11:48 PM
lolololololololloloollolol turkey baister. k.o'd mate
Imotep
11-03-2004, 12:19 AM
Im kinda stoned (and getting stoneder with every toke) but damn this would be a rediculous as fuck question even if I wasnt. And I dont think stoneder is a word...
lol stoneder is perfectly acceptable. :)
and yeah, being blind wouldnt matter much. sometimes gay boys dont wear pink.
BOgart.bitch
11-03-2004, 01:35 AM
All I'm saying is if I were living in a place with all homosexuals and I was blind and there was no contact, I would probably be attracted to the gay guys. Wouldn't you assume the attraction would be the opposite for gay people. Maybe I'm a complete idiot and I should stop smoking weed.
maybe you are a complete idiot. *shrugs* either way, you make no sense. are you from texas or something? lol i kid.
riverride
11-03-2004, 01:22 PM
I've decided I'm no longer going to ask questions about homosexuals.
I've decided I'm no longer going to ask questions about homosexuals.
Hahahahaha Good idea mate ;)
riverride
11-03-2004, 01:41 PM
Lulu, why do you think the my questions are so stupid?
Reefer Rogue
11-03-2004, 05:49 PM
so if i was a blind turkey baister and started a dating service for lesbian and homosexuals, it wud be the meaning of life... hey thats nearly as absurd as the origianl question, no not quite but nearly ;)
vicstar
11-03-2004, 05:54 PM
stoneder lol
Bro DZ
11-03-2004, 05:54 PM
poor riverride. He's demented.
that thing about being blind and possibly being attracted to males just sounds sick to me. Even if you where blind you would still understand the difference between men and women, right!? jebus save him LoL
riverride
11-03-2004, 06:33 PM
I give up, I'm gay. Now where can I find myself a lesbian who likes gay guys. Wait that would make her straight, where can I find myself a very masculine female.......well maybe I can ref some female softball games.
I give up, I'm gay. Now where can I find myself a lesbian who likes gay guys.
Wouldn't it be easier to just find yourself a nice homosexual man :confused:
riverride
11-03-2004, 07:25 PM
I think life as a homosexual would be too problematic. Also I wouldn't be able to have a child. Now if they only made a dating service for someone like me......
Living a lie is also problematic.
Be true to yourself and to your loved ones about who you are.
Don't try to conform to someone else's expectations it just won't work.
Peace :)
riverride
11-03-2004, 07:32 PM
Lulu, you don't see me clearly but what you said was beautiful:)
maryjanemama
11-03-2004, 07:38 PM
Why is it so hard for men to admit they are gay or bi?
Oh, yes, the possiblity of being beaten to death by a bunch of Torog-like homephobes...:mad:
Riveride, you could always adopt a child and a masculine lesbian would not may you any less confused or life any easier. Isn't it easier to be a gay man than a gay man trying to live a lie?
riverride
11-03-2004, 07:54 PM
Do gay men find straight men more attractive or other gay men?
Ok now I think you're taking the piss :rolleyes:
maryjanemama
11-03-2004, 09:26 PM
Do gay men find straight men more attractive or other gay men?
Is everyone still blind in this scenario?
KillaBuzz
11-04-2004, 01:38 AM
hahahah im rite blazed too...this thread iz fuckin hilarious
Bro DZ
11-04-2004, 03:29 AM
[color=#483d8b]Oh, yes, the possiblity of being beaten to death by a bunch of Torog-like homephobes...:mad:
I watched one of my friends throw some fag named Hershey into a trash can... twice LoL
that fool hershey was seriously hitting on him though, so what would u expect a huge samoan to do Lmao queers are totally untolerable when they are actively attempting to court ya
I must be in Torogs boat :D
Sinsemilla Jones
11-04-2004, 10:08 AM
But most of them restrain themselves.;)
I would have never guessed that a guy from east of faggot ridden hell would have a problem with homosexuals.:rolleyes:
(Note to those in the UK - the streets of San Francisco are not full of cigarettes.:D)
Women tend to be a lot more comfortable with their own and other women's homosexuality and bisexuality.:cool:
Of course, women don't throw or get thrown in trash cans very often for it.:p
GHoSToKeR
11-04-2004, 10:30 AM
I must be in Torogs boat :D
ya, you are.. and hopefully there's a very big hole in it thats letting in water..
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